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She thinks going from England to Paris for four weeks is extreme? EXTREME.
She is living out the most cringe-inducing mashup of Eat Pray Love and Emily in Paris and it’s not remotely interesting, I feel so embarrassed for her 🫣
She is living out the most cringe-inducing mashup of Eat Pray Love and Emily in Paris and it’s not remotely interesting, I feel so embarrassed for her 🫣
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Pretends she's a writer is perfect way to put it. Verbose nonsense that post. I've given up following Jessica and unsubscribed from her emails last year.
Agreed! Such an odd way to start a caption but most likely the reality as opposed to the whimsical dream she’s trying to portray.
She honestly reminds me of Miss Piggy these days.
Her entire face has been taken over by her upturned nose and her flaring, mismatched nostrils.
Her entire face has been taken over by her upturned nose and her flaring, mismatched nostrils.
I just realised she did her chin too! Why didn't she say anything about that? They 'shaved' her chin and gave her a dimple. Has anyone else noticed that?
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I just realised she did her chin too! Why didn'T she say anything about that? They 'shaved' her chin and gave her a
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Sorry..i don't know what's up with my double text above..didn't mean that
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I just realised she did her chin too! Why didn'T she say anything about that? They 'shaved' her chin and gave her a
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Sorry..i don't know what's up with my double text above..didn't mean that
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The first part of her vlog where she's filming herself eating cakes is so Carrie Bradshaw when she was alone in Paris.
I think Jessica looks really sad behind the eyes and I do actually feel sorry for her, she seems very lonely and lost and her nose looks awful, that's got to hurt her self esteem.
Someone said she should get a job, I agree, put the camera down, come off social media and actually live a real life not one where she's Emily in Paris or waiting for Mr Big to appear.
I think Jessica looks really sad behind the eyes and I do actually feel sorry for her, she seems very lonely and lost and her nose looks awful, that's got to hurt her self esteem.
Someone said she should get a job, I agree, put the camera down, come off social media and actually live a real life not one where she's Emily in Paris or waiting for Mr Big to appear.
Shes clearly very miserable. The botched plastic surgery, dumping her husband to chase after her abusive dad, then abused by him, the supposed rape she alluded too, the whole minimising years now back to the dolly bird jess look, while she tries to trap a rich man.....exhausting. bet she wishes she could turn back time. Unfortunately the plastic surgery looks awful, its really not going to help her find a man, even one in his 50s. She needs a real job in the real world, and to move on with her life. No more instagram, youtube or trying to flog the dead horse (substack)
oh what a surprise! jess is moving into the ~creative coaching~ field.... literally anyone selling thse courses are shilling snake oil. they make their money from selling courses to people who want to learn how to make money... it's all such a scam!!! no doubt jess will launch something simialr to me & orla's courses eventually (which she's been shilling for years now - another insufferable online personality!)
I don't understand what she's trying to do with Substack. She could have monetized her blog with ads if she actually knew about SEO and wrote guides that actually help people. But instead her blog traffic is probably too low for ads. So she's writing her content for free on a platform that she doesn't own. And then she charges for certain posts, so it's like Patreon but not as well-known because she likes being confusing and obscure?
I haven't heard about the "creative coaching" but that's hilarious. The minimalist and capsule wardrobe trend is mercifully over and nobody cares, so she's jumping on to the next gravy train because she doesn't actually have enough personality to do her own thing.
I haven't heard about the "creative coaching" but that's hilarious. The minimalist and capsule wardrobe trend is mercifully over and nobody cares, so she's jumping on to the next gravy train because she doesn't actually have enough personality to do her own thing.
yes how does Sara Tasker not have a thread #hashtaginsufferable
I watched one of her Paris blogs and all I could do was focus on her nostrils. They look bloody awful.
She was so naturally pretty before but the nose job has totally thrown off the proportions of her face. The nose, the Botox, the chin, the eyebrows…. She’s done everything all at once without considering how they will work with each other. The very generic nose shape that she has gone for might be in fashion this year, but as we know - beauty trends change at the drop of a hat. I do wonder how all these women who have undergone invasive surgery will A) age and B) what they will do when a different shape/body shape comes into fashion.
I haven’t watched her or looked at any of her content in several months, (maybe not since late summer / early fall - since hair extensions time) and I am shocked by the state of her face. Whatever she’s done has warp-speed aged her and she looks like a completely different person, so sad. It looks as if she’s using her hair to hide behind a bit.
And this brings up the same points of contention I had back then… she is the last person to be talking about the concept of minimalism or “enough.” She is clearly not happy with her current state of affairs, and is seeking more more more through that dopamine hit new experiences and shopping can bring.
And this brings up the same points of contention I had back then… she is the last person to be talking about the concept of minimalism or “enough.” She is clearly not happy with her current state of affairs, and is seeking more more more through that dopamine hit new experiences and shopping can bring.