omg so glad it wasn't just me! i read the gomi thread but can't participate because of account issues. GOMI gang check in here!
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Her lives are always unbearably boring. It's mostly just her preening for the camera/checking herself and lazily moving through a handful of the same poses. Like you said, it's obvious that she doesn't practice yoga at all anymore, unless it's for the camera. You can see and sense it in her body as well as her 'cueing' (I'm using that word SUPER lightly with Jess, because there's little to no ACTUAL cueing happening).
Copying my Gomiblog comment here, as well -
The combination of filler and terrible makeup has her looking like a legitimate ventriloquist dummy in her latest live video. Her face barely moves, looks SO swollen, puffy and uncomfortable and her makeup job is absolutely horrendous.She’s got weird shaded deep Vs on her cheeks from poorly (and overly) applied bronzer.
All that said, I’m genuinely surprised that she actually showed up for her scheduled live. I was expecting a lazy excuse about her mental health or something.
Also, I saw Stevie’s story about Jessica kicking him and the dog out for her live.Honestly, if they bothered to do any sort of training at all for the dog, she wouldn’t need to banish the dog whilst she’s live on Instagram. Maybe I’m looking for things to be annoyed by at this point because I just can’t stand her, but to me this is another example of her deeply lazy, entitled behavior. Curious to see if she actually pulls through with all 4 lives on schedule.
At this point, I’m assuming most of her money is family money. I can’t imagine Gymshark is paying her any more than a standard ‘normal’ annual salary to (poorly) rep their brand, definitely not enough to constantly be buying the way she does. Even with her near-constant scams, the way she frivolously spends, I can’t imagine she’s managed to save much. Her mom is desperate enough for Jessica to remain an influencer, so it wouldn’t surprise me if Jessica’s lifestyle is being funded to some extent by her mom/parents.
Thanks for taking one for the team @Idontunderstandbutok
I wanted to tune in but then completely forgot that it was on until I saw her story reposts
Not surprised it was hard to follow. She doesn’t know her audience at all and from her pigeon pose comment it’s also clear that she only “teaches” what she wants to do. She never delivers anything of value!
I wanted to tune in but then completely forgot that it was on until I saw her story reposts
Not surprised it was hard to follow. She doesn’t know her audience at all and from her pigeon pose comment it’s also clear that she only “teaches” what she wants to do. She never delivers anything of value!
Well it turns out she removed her live she said she'd save. It was up for a bit and had less than 4000 views. She even posted a story saying she saved it and now even that story is deleted. She couldn't handle the lack of engagement I guess
I was wondering if I was going crazy... she's so pathetic. Can't even keep the most basic of promises.Well it turns out she removed her live she said she'd save. It was up for a bit and had less than 4000 views. She even posted a story saying she saved it and now even that story is deleted. She couldn't handle the lack of engagement I guess
She is so Boring. I bet it was her only live. Next week she is 'busy, or sick, or mental health something ' all because she doesn't get the attetion she needs. Prada bi**** i cant stand her. No authenticiy. I bet she always trys to find herself, hiding behind being shallow because real depth needs Courage, which she doesn't have.
Thank you for reporting back to us! I don’t think she saved it, lol, typical JO and her broken promises.
Was she implying that the yoga class she went to sucked because there was no pigeon pose? That’s wild. Many teachers don’t like to teach that pose especially in a bigger class because of the potential risk to the knee, and besides there are a lot of other hip openers, so like…why would you even expect it? Like go home and do pigeon pose if you need it so much?
Was she actually instructing the flow or just doing her practice? Either way yeah it seems like she needs an audience in order to get herself to do more yoga, which is like…might want to look at that Jess. Her practice has always been quite superficial and performative.
Edit: for some reason y’all’s posts weren’t loading for me until I posted this so now I see everyone has basically already said the same things. But I’ll leave this up as my long-winded agreement!
@feelingsalty Jess had that tone like she was disappointed and ungrateful but then she quickly followed her pigeon pose comment with " but I understand yoga teachers can't cater to everyone's preferences." But it seemed like she was covering her ass so she wouldn't be called out for being so picky and ungrateful. Everything she says seems so phony and I'm honestly shocked people find her genuine with the stuff she posts. It's all so forced. She makes it seem like she wants to help people but really she just wants an easy check to buy more Prada. Also did her costumers get their money back from her failed app?! Did she do her yoga mat give aways yet?! Like someone else said I doubt she'll stick with her yoga lives for 4 weeks in a row. Also I don't want to hate on her mental health struggles cuz it could be real but if she's gonna post about it CONSTANTLY then expect your following to keep plummeting cuz people thought you were a yoga account so if they see you posting boo hoo stories and posts in your privileged life all the time then people will be fed up and unfollow. All she had going for her was her "yoga" tips and now she's just trying to post her life but unfortunately for her it's not a life worth following cuz she is so boring it's unbelievable. Nothing exciting happens in her life. Which is fine. But it's not post worthy to gain more followers thats for sure.
Sorry for the long rant
Sorry for the long rant
This is how I imagine she, and everybody else, looks whenever she posts anything.
To my knowledge, she never followed through with any of the mat giveaways because there supposedly were 'issues' with the new warehouse. As for refunds related to her app, my understanding is that the user had to go out of their way to email and directly request a refund for the failed app, rather than her just issuing a blanket refund to anyone who purchased. To me, it just seemed like another scammy way to manipulate people out of their hard-earned money. Especially considering she only ever posted about the 'refund process' on her stories, never to her feed, which means you only had 24 hours to catch that story to know what to do in order to get your money back.@feelingsalty Jess had that tone like she was disappointed and ungrateful but then she quickly followed her pigeon pose comment with " but I understand yoga teachers can't cater to everyone's preferences." But it seemed like she was covering her ass so she wouldn't be called out for being so picky and ungrateful. Everything she says seems so phony and I'm honestly shocked people find her genuine with the stuff she posts. It's all so forced. She makes it seem like she wants to help people but really she just wants an easy check to buy more Prada. Also did her costumers get their money back from her failed app?! Did she do her yoga mat give aways yet?! Like someone else said I doubt she'll stick with her yoga lives for 4 weeks in a row. Also I don't want to hate on her mental health struggles cuz it could be real but if she's gonna post about it CONSTANTLY then expect your following to keep plummeting cuz people thought you were a yoga account so if they see you posting boo hoo stories and posts in your privileged life all the time then people will be fed up and unfollow. All she had going for her was her "yoga" tips and now she's just trying to post her life but unfortunately for her it's not a life worth following cuz she is so boring it's unbelievable. Nothing exciting happens in her life. Which is fine. But it's not post worthy to gain more followers thats for sure.
Sorry for the long rant
At this point, her 'mental health' has been in the dumps for over 2 years now and given everything else she's shown us about herself, I firmly believe her mental health issues are exaggerated for social media engagement and exacerbated by the fact that she literally has no friends, no interests, no routine, no personality, etc outside of trying to grift for cash on the internet. If her mental health was TRULY suffering, she would ACTUALLY stick with therapy long-term, she would make lifestyle changes to help create long-term shifts, etc.
It is pretty sad to see that she can't even be accountable to herself for her own mental well-being, so I guess it's foolish of us to expect her to be accountable to her audience for anything real.
I find it weird she promised Sunday yoga flows when she says she intentionally doesn’t engage on weekends. Well…she did this weekend, because she actually had plans for once with her “friend” of the month. The nutritionist has really amazing engagement for so “few” followers. She’s actually pretty close to Jessica’s engagement even though she has a 1/6th of the followers. Is it because *gasp* she engages, picks a lane and has worked at perfecting it, posts consistently, treats it like a job and not a hobby. I followed Emily and unfollowed Jessica. Somehow I think their relationship is only going to be beneficial to Emily. Jessica loses hundreds of followers a day, Emily gains thousands.
She definitely seems to lack any integrity as regards the money of others. Not in line with the practice of yoga at all.
Yes she is floridly anorexic.
This date day thing is so sad. The fact they are posting so much about it means it doesn’t happen often.
also Stevia saying she’s so good at colouring lol… I’ve seen children colour better than that
also Stevia saying she’s so good at colouring lol… I’ve seen children colour better than that
She’s never practiced yoga to begin with. I remember listening to a podcast with her years ago where she mentioned she saw a yoga training advertised, asked her parents to pay for it and she started the training THE NEXT DAY! (Spoilt!)
But I digress and present you with this hilarious caption
I just can’t
Her current partner makes it very clear that his main attraction to her is her body. He has a stable job and seemingly normal life outside of his desperate attempts to get sponsored by gymshark. It’s been mentioned on GOMI quite a few times that his shallowness plays into JO’s need for superficial validation, and if her mental health ever manifested in a way that caused her to gain weight or stop exercising, he would probably leave her.
Lucky for him, when Jess is having a bad day, she starves herself and works out. He then tells her how amazing she is for doing that, thus further fuelling her issues.
Remember the holiday in Greece recently? He was boasting about being in bed by 9pm and getting up at sunrise to workout. It was meant to be a birthday trip for Jessica but ended up turning into a boot camp.
He is horrifically unhealthy for her but because she is so terrified of being single, she will stay with him and continue to get worse mentally and physically, until he gets bored and moves on. Just like will did.
Omg the "shes good at anything she touches" was too much. Who are they trying to fool? That was criiiinge. And now he's saying wholesome all the time too lol I can't with these posers. Their relationship won't last no matter how hard they try to seem like they are #couplegoals. It's all based on the physical and that's obvious. And I can't imagine going on a date with my bf and him and I posting constantly throughout the date. Just take short vids and post later. Live in the moment. Maybe it's easy for me to say cuz I don't post my life on social media but I just don't understand. Seems phony. I also can't get over the fact that she's just so boring. I feel like they aren't even into these dates. They just go to post for the gram. If they couldn't post about it they wouldn't go. They don't do anything fun or exciting. It's just a relationship about them praising eachothers bodies. And you can guarantee that when they get back home Jessica's mental health takes a dive again cuz the reality sets in for her that she's failing as an influencer. But hey just go on a wholesome walk with your dog then a wholesome walk with you bf then a wholesome date together and your mental health will be great again! Until reality sets in that she has no engagement. I swear this is her rinse repeat process lol. I've never seen someone that could benefit from getting off social media as much as she could. That would actually help with her mental health. But she's in such denial. It's going to be an interesting few years seeing influencers fail and lose engagement
I mean they don't expect this to last forever right?
I mean they don't expect this to last forever right?
Wait why does Stevie’s cousin look exactly like his girlfriend? Or more importantly, why does Stevie’s girlfriend look exactly like his cousin?
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@MyMumTakesMyNudes Wtf
They look identical. Especially since Jess just dyed her hair.
They look identical. Especially since Jess just dyed her hair.- Status