I think you meant a few months…
21 July 2022
23 January 2022
14 august 2020
23 January 2020
4 September 2019
These are just what I found on a quick scan. I’m sure there’s some I missed.
But this is now so predictable! One cheek spread in January and one cheek spread in summer.
not sure what happened in 2021…
I only do this for tattle because it’s important reference material for our discussion!
Hey chatGPT, generate an instagram caption for a 30 year old woman with existential crisis. The less coherent the betterNo offence but I think she has some sort of developmental delay. The way she keeps posting the exact same things constantly is a little obsessive. And also how she finds a word like yummy or spicy that doesn’t make sense and clings to it for literal years!! How many years now of her calling workouts spicy or yummy and it’s not quirky or trendy or whatever she thinks it is. I seriously believe she has some sort of social/developmental delay and she keeps repeating things she’s obsessed with or has interest in. Sort of like how autistic people can be obsessive over their niche interests (not saying she’s autistic but she’s got to have something off developmentally to be the way she is for so many years). She’s no different to how she’s behaved since Alo yoga days, just filled her face with junk. Probably also why she doesn’t know how to come up with ideas on her own and steals from others/copies their flows.
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Double post but what the hell does this word vomit caption even mean?! What was the point of her writing that?
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Yikes sorry I realise I should have put that under a spoiler tag. My sincere apologies to all of you!
Nah, they haven’t hired him. He’s just a stage 5 clinger desperate for sponsorship from someone, ANYONE.Shouldn't Stevie be disclosing his barbell stories as ads?
Sadly she’s gained 6k followers since being “more consistent.” She clearly found a new method of doing the bare minimumSeriously why does she keep reposting her shit in her stories?! Did her new management team suggest this to her? Is it actually working? Calm tf down.
They are 100% still together. Be careful what you wish for because I anticipate a barrage of stevie posts when they go to maldives.Is Jessica still with Stevie or just decided not to post about him anymore?
Add that to our bingo list!Cue the stories of them both going to bed at 9 am on holiday
How about super cringey couple’s pic that’s just oh-so-candid even though they’re both clearly working very hard to pose and look hot (like the shower pics…ugggghhhhh)Updated Bingo card for the upcoming *gifted* holiday:
Jess spreading her bum cheeks
Stevie working out before "rewarding" himself with breakfast
none of them leaving the resort
Jess posting about how much she needed this break!
some ridiculously lame tiktok trend/music from 6 months ago
a split post
a handstand post
a forearm balance post
NEW:
bed time at 9 pm
Stevie forcing Jess to watch every sunrise even though she's not a morning person
Some awkward acro yoga
A reel of some awkward dancing because romance.
Feel free to add, everyone!
LMAO such good additions! Especially the awkward acro yoga one.Updated Bingo card for the upcoming *gifted* holiday:
Jess spreading her bum cheeks
Stevie working out before "rewarding" himself with breakfast
none of them leaving the resort
Jess posting about how much she needed this break!
some ridiculously lame tiktok trend/music from 6 months ago
a split post
a handstand post
a forearm balance post
NEW:
bed time at 9 pm
Stevie forcing Jess to watch every sunrise even though she's not a morning person
Some awkward acro yoga
A reel of some awkward dancing because romance.
Feel free to add, everyone!
Don’t forget the Jess classic where she "falls" into the pool from her splits pose on the edge to show us that she’s just so playful 🫠LMAO such good additions! Especially the awkward acro yoga one.
Here's one more from me: a pool shot... either jumping into or getting out of the water
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