Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

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The soft porn glamour shots are really annoying me lately. However I spotted what *might* be the breast plate in the latest sad attempt at looking secy
Sexy? I find him creepy and revolting. Who would find that attractive? All those blowing smoke up his arse are all looking for their own 15 secs of fame nothing else.
 
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So much of his body is now fake that he's more like an AI produced porn doll image than an actual human being.
And the arrogant way he looks down his (what's left of it) nose as if he's superior to everyone else on the planet. Although that look might just be him trying to breathe normally!! The mirrors in the bathrooms of the Sexy Fish must be the best ones in London for selfies as that seems to be where he spends a lot of his time.
 
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And the arrogant way he looks down his (what's left of it) nose as if he's superior to everyone else on the planet. Although that look might just be him trying to breathe normally!! The mirrors in the bathrooms of the Sexy Fish must be the best ones in London for selfies as that seems to be where he spends a lot of his time.
Very true. I think I've said before that he must have a very sad, unfulfilling life without any real friends who care enough to tell him what a mess he has turned himself into. It's like he considers the surgeons and the hairstylists his friends because he has no one else.
 
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The loneliness! Who is taking the sexy picture 😮 “Mrs Right” they call her in my area 😁 🥒
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Very true. I think I've said before that he must have a very sad, unfulfilling life without any real friends who care enough to tell him what a mess he has turned himself into. It's like he considers the surgeons and the hairstylists his friends because he has no one else.
Guess it’s hard to get friends when you look so strange. I really think she should drop the contacts and have his real eye colour.
 
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Hey come on that's a gym honed body that!! My fav videos of him are at the "gym" he's so uncoordinated. But I probably would be too if I had 20 kgs of silicone strapped to me :D
The hips I mean 😄 he can’t find any knickers that fit! Just imagining Jessica on the toilet 😫
 
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