Haven't you seen her stories? They're all shoved in a crumpled up pile on her bedroom floor because she's sO aDhD
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Also... If your skirt is like this then it doesn't fit...
I don't know how she has the balls to try and say she's a size 18, squeezing into clothes this tight mustn't be comfy at all
It’s ridiculous and so vague on purpose, just own your size. I’m an 18 but I could squeeze into 12/14 items if they’re oversized or stretch like hoodies, T-shirts, leggings etc. just say you’re a 16 ffs
It’s not so much the tongue bar that annoys me, but the cringe sassy attitude when she speaks like she’s a 16 year old from mean girls. You’re nearly 30 Jess, stop saying girlie and acting like taking pictures of your clothes is hard work and grow up a bit.
yeah, I always think Maria looks slightly too smart for everything they do (as in, lose the blazers just once gurlie) but the others cannot dress to save their lives. Amy astrid in particular wears dreadful outfits and her hair always looks strange too lol
as if she’s gone to berlin on a work trip when her work consists of wearing jumpers and jeans, doing makeup like it’s 2015 and being ill. if i sound jealous it’s because i am jealous
as if she’s gone to berlin on a work trip when her work consists of wearing jumpers and jeans, doing makeup like it’s 2015 and being ill. if i sound jealous it’s because i am jealous
Its baffling Amazon think she's a good influencer for them as she rarely seems to post things from there. She must hit her friends and family up with #aff links or we've got a million ads incoming
Jess and her group of pals post exactly the same content. They’ve all done the ‘spring looks’ post within the same week! Jeez, get some original ideas, ‘girlies’