Jay probably ran out of breath reading that post and fell down the mountainthere needs to be a study on the lack of grammar used in this whole caseView attachment 3013107
Jay probably ran out of breath reading that post and fell down the mountainthere needs to be a study on the lack of grammar used in this whole caseView attachment 3013107
Think we need Pearl out there to sort this whole mess out.there needs to be a study on the lack of grammar used in this whole caseView attachment 3013107
Please, the cacti careMarking my spot in here.. I've been in tenerife the last 10 days.. no one really seems to care over here anymore, it's a running joke now.
Can we get Jane Mcdonald singing this too?could he have maybe hopped on this bus by accident?
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I mean it needs to be translated but the general gist is probably spot on. Let’s hope Pearl isn’t drafting anything like legal documents in her day job.there needs to be a study on the lack of grammar used in this whole caseView attachment 3013107
What are the locals saying?Marking my spot in here.. I've been in tenerife the last 10 days.. no one really seems to care over here anymore, it's a running joke now.
If Jane McDonald started singing the rest of Tenerife would go into hiding!Isn’t she a singer? I’m not in the UK so I googled. Could she sing some of the rave songs that he likes? That might lure him out of hiding.
Nah, cant see that happening tbhYou know for a fact that once his body is found this thread is going to turn into sympathy version of Facebook![]()
I love Jane but her singing..... not so much.If Jane McDonald started singing the rest of Tenerife would go into hiding!![]()
There’s a homeless man in my town who sits with a sign saying “Stonate £5 for weed”Can someone donate to my go fund me please I want a ten bud x
If he can swim the 58 miles to Lanzarote, as swimming is his hobby according to one simpleton, then the Pacific is bound to be his next destination.“Police seem to be pacifically focused”
Isn’t the Pacific a bit far? Has he floated there on a makeshift raft?
I think the lovely Jane McDonald and Peter Falding arriving on a dingy would be a welcome addition to this search. Don't forget ...... if they are there,Pete will find emAbsofuckinglutely not