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Do you think it might help if Emma Thompson flies over from America on a private jet & emotes our concerns by way of a performative dance in Santa Cruz High St. ?
Have they definitely interviewed an actual fireman and not Ricardo the stripper who dresses as a fireman? Because that’s quite a conflicting statement there.
Can someone fly her there, please? Start a GFM!!!! She's one tool I'd like to see disappear!
You are just jelouse because he has to look for jay and not be able to give you a dance
For real? After nearly a week?
I bet there's no booze left anywhere in Tenerife now , after all these Clampetts arrive on every flight, clutching their willies through their Union Jack shorts and shouting over the road at each other.
A run at all the newsagents ........No A-Zs left anywhere
No chip butties anywhere in a 9-mile radius....
A run at all the newsagents ........No A-Zs left anywhere
No chip butties anywhere in a 9-mile radius....
“Raved” over from the another thread as Jay Slater - Missing is truly this year’s Titan Sub in terms of bringing out the best in internet dark humour & absolute stupidity. Personally- I am here for all of it!
(I’d obvs like them to find him too! X )
(I’d obvs like them to find him too! X )
These hero’s are holding a 24 hour live. Some of the things being discussed are absolutely insane. True detective work here lads & lasses. Reiks of crushed velvet, b&m & UC.
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Has no one yet suggested asking Ross Kemp to go over and speak to the Moroccan Mafia?!
Need to clarify first this isn't me friend requesting . Absolute odd balls
£8 left until he’s released!
Mate is that Jay there on the left? Do you reckon?
Come on Tatties...let's have a whip round....surely going to get spicy when they hit 30k
Will they up the fund another 10k or will he magically reappear? Place your bets!
No I was literally just cackling at this, bet we refresh and a new targets been set
The dog’s expression is killing me
.40K target to bring Jay home!No I was literally just cackling at this, bet we refresh and a new targets been set
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