"hope he has a great time tho Shelly xxx" has ended me
he's gonna have a week of various Brits snapping photos of him and/or asking him if his name's Jay
"hope he has a great time tho Shelly xxx" has ended me
After a week in the heat there's also now another grim fact of reality that would assist you in locating a body, and that is the smell. So even if tucked away out of sight, that would be an indicator.I can read Spanish (drawing on my very rusty A Level) but haven't seen any native language reports of this, so IDK how differently it's being presented locally.
My guess would be that the fireman said something more like 'its difficult to find people, but it's strange that we haven't found any trace of him yet'
People will often exhibit strange pre-mortem behaviours, and retreat/hide themselves in small spaces that make it difficult to locate them - however, clues such as items of clothing and/or personal possessions would usually be found to give some indication they were in that area. Sometimes these are dropped by the person, other times scavenged by wildlife and scattered, but there's usually something that links them to the place after intensive searching for so many days.
You’re a bit late to the party, the eagles have been under suspicion for some time…Just spent a painful 15 minutes listening to my child reading James and the giant peach and it made me think…. Birds? They could know. Maybe we should be watching the webcam for the birds movements.
Its just clickbait.Again not wanting to put the tinfoil hat on but I thought exactly the same!! The article itself also talks a lot about the Karen/Shannon Matthews case, why include it?
Solved it! ... He's in a Hotel in CaliforniaYou’re a bit late to the party, the eagles have been under suspicion for some time…
Candles everywhere.If he is found deceased I do think the Facebook huns will turn up in their masses for his funeral. They'll wear blue ribbons in their hair and sing some techno whilst eating pepperami.
If the conditions are right, and you know where to look. Some notorious cases in similar hot, dry environments such as Bill Ewasko and The Death Valley Germans show that people really can be missed for years, even with far more clues than are available here.After a week in the heat there's also now another grim fact of reality that would assist you in locating a body, and that is the smell. So even if tucked away out of sight, that would be an indicator.
Well she should have went missing years ago. Her and her dayglo nails.She’s basically saying only munters go missing lol ffs what a woman
Where's Ray Winstone when you need him.
I'll look forward to seeing him dressed as a cactus while singing Lionel Richie's song Stuck On You.Guys I’ve probably shouldn’t be saying this but I’ve just had breakfast with a davina McCall’s PT . She said it’s top secret but Jay is lined up to be in the next season of masked singer. Makes perfect sense when you think about it doesn’t it,
I think I might a GFM of my own for some really out there therapy to help reboot my circulation.Just realised it’s gone 2pm on a Sunday, and I have done naff all apart from the bare minimum round the house and keeping the kids alive. Me at work tomorrow:
“Had a nice weekend?”
“yeah not bad, sat on my arse cackling at top bants with strangers on an internet gossip forum about a missing teenager. All. Fucking. Weekend. You?”
Although, given the bottom feeding reality shows* we are creating here, he'd end up as some puesdo-Zeled on Love Island or a "Celeb" something.Petition for Jay to go to jail for the machete attack once he’s found
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