Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[doctordoctor]

A big celebration cake, that would’ve been suitable for a party, for 2 people but, as I said previously, not a single friend to share it with. Jane thinks she’s so popular, unfortunately, all her ‘friends’ are a bunch of saddos on the internet. You just need to read the rubbish on TikTok to realise how mentally challenged they are!

 

[doctordoctor]

I can’t believe someone would buy half a sponge?

 

[monga]

Tin man

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

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Said when she has lunch she feels really tired…maybe if she didn’t eat enough for ten men her body could copeView attachment 1684868

ASMR View attachment 1685015

I’m thinking RuPaulView attachment 1685017

No @monga definitely Lawerence Chaney vibes

 

[Lexanne]

Oh I thought someone said she made it private but her business page was open

It's the same page but she's deleted a lot from it. Noticed she kept that honeymoon jacuzzi pic of herself when she was thinner

My friend made a rant video about her 3years ago

 

[Sweatybetty]

Her feet are too fat for these need next size up

 

[monga]

They won't be jeans, it will be two denim print zeplins stitched together.

Maybe she’ll be putting it somewhere else while she watches 365 days

 

[monga]

She said they could sell for a profit now but decided to wait for a couple of years and keep adding to it , she said the bean is beside himself to get the swivel seats ....I can just imagine the two plonkers spinning in the front of the van like a pair of excited toddlers

 

[monga]

She was doing some amazing fake tears last night when she went in to look at all her gifts. She also said Charlie designed the cake and showed his blueprint.

Spotted this amongst the gifts, wonder if she wrote it herself View attachment 1664610View attachment 1664610

What does it say the SS aren’t loading for me?

 

[Firebug]

Guess who used the code LOCAL I thought a one item review won’t be as good so got some extras 🫣

Does that mean you get to pick up in person and get to meet our Jane?

 

[monga]

What a tight wad

Yeah one measly pack of melts

 

[Sweatybetty]

She’s not got time for shopping for films for nothing apparently

 

[Lexanne]

Did Jane make Charlie sell his sports car for that van? I looked at her insta and she said Charlie sold his car. Makes me think she coax him to do it

I feel so bad for Charlie. He's been with her for 10 years and still no kids. I used to think when she said "we'll not be needing that baby equipment" when they moved into their new flat after they got married and I swear I could just see the pain in that poor man's eyes. A relationship should be equal.

 

[doctordoctor]

Poor Amy, you just know by looking at the poor soul she’d follow Jane.

 

[Sweatybetty]

The spelling

The food shop has just arrived
He opened door and all I could hear was Hellllllllloooooo

Chins keeps asking him if he needs any help with the food shop lazy bitch you know he will say no , must be a lot of food if she thinks it’s needs two adults to pack it away

She’s going to paint her wax and is using her old makeup brushes
Said she’s washed them wtf
That’s gross

Why does her hair line always look like some sort of bum fuzz

 

[monga]

Monday is the lucky dip .

 

[monga]

 

[monga]

Guess who may have purchased a death dip can’t wait to review it guyzzzzzz

Are you getting it packed live

Mumma Beast is just as illiterate as Chins herself!

She’s a teacher too

 

[monga]

She’s complaining because Asda have no hot chicken counters anymore View attachment 1672872

Ain't her left eye gotten bigger,do you think one half of her face is still growing

 

[monga]

She’s packed 10 parcels and said it’s manic