Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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lexiloo

New thread time and it's the big 5-0 already, happy 50th Jane the pain. What a blast the last one was, some hysterical title suggestions but the one with most likes was this gem from @Motherofpigs well done! Keep them coming at the end of the next thread guys as there was some total howlers

Let's see what birthday fortnight bingefest brings and hope they get out in Bertie to keep us in tattle giggles, bets on for how long it takes for the port potty to be pancaked, tattle on.......
 
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doctordoctor

Good title! Cannot wait to see what the birthday binge looks like…wonder if she’ll get a shrine like daft boy’s! I honestly Charlie had shuffled off this mortal coil! Definitely can’t wait to see how the campervan makeover ends up! Can you imagine! They'll need to take turns about to be in it! It’ll be the size of a swan vestas box by the time it’s finished!
 
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monga

It'll be like My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ,Gammon Style https://giphy.com/nYI8SmmChYXK0
 
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Motherofpigs

YAY FINALLY I WON A THREAD TITLE thanks guyzzzzzzzz
 
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wellwellwellitsanotherad

Cannot stop laughing my head off right now, I was on Etsy getting a gift for someone and this came up as an ad.... probably the funniest jumper I've seen in ages.


Now Adele...(from TikTok) can send the PERFECT GIFT to the Gobby Gammon Whale for her 30th 50th birthday... I hope Adele remembers she is gonna need 3XL
 

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Sweatybetty



Had her toe nails painted as she can’t reach

had pasta and has gas

She’s struggling to keep some scents in stock

 
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monga

Don’t take advice from her she said

Who done the brows?? Mr Magoo

No room for babies in their little life she said, they wouldn’t cope

She’s talking about people she dated in the past when she thinks back she cringed , I’m sure they’ll be thinking the same

50,000 likes she looking for
 
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Motherofpigs

Away and don’t talk pish, Chins! You aint dated anyone except Bean!!
 
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Itsmethatlikesamoan

Sweatybetty said:
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Had her toe nails painted as she can’t reach

had pasta and has gas

She’s struggling to keep some scents in stock

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WTF … honestly she should be bloody ashamed of herself I’m in my 60’s and admittedly it’s getting harder as I’ve got arthritis in one knee but I still paint my own bloody toe nails… she needs to take a really hard look at herself because she’s getting older and the excessive weight causes more damage the older you get.
 
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lexiloo

She's so unfortunate looking, as my dear departed nana used to say "everyone has the right to be ugly but some abuse the privilege"
 
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Motherofpigs

monga said:
She’s hoping for a puppy or a ninja
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neither of which they can afford lol.

thought they weren’t allowed dogs in her flat? Isn’t that why they had to give away Charlie’s Mum’s dog….oh wait she talks absolute bollocks. Just didn’t want something in the house that Charlie would give more attention to and that would prefer Charlie to her. At least with her own dog she can make it love her the most, or so she thinks. Jane always has to be the centre of the universe so she would deffo want the dog to be ‘her’ dog and not Bean’s. I just feel sorry for the poor little thing, it will be fat as fuck and won’t be walked.
 
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monga

Yeah she’ll definitely train it to hate the beanbag

They’ve gone off for a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce.
 
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Marj24

I still lurk here occasionally, usually with my jaw dropped at the screenshots. My very first post about chins likened her to Amberlynn Reid. How prophetic was that. Amber in five years of 'dieting'.

Do something chins or this is your future. 50 threads... She's learnt nothing.
 
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doctordoctor

If she can’t paint her toenails, she can’t cut them or wash them either…another nice job for daft boy!
 
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Laura VanderBooben

Imagine being nearly 30 and having to shit in a porta potty in a pimped out transit van. Totes boss babes can just picture her riding upfront
 
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