She,s probably projectile shat up the walls and Christ knows everywhere else like one of those muck spreaders when she,s had one of her IBS outbursts and knowing those mucky bloaters they won’t have cleaned it just let it dry , gone and flaked and left a brown stain, so in answer to your question it,s one persons arse that can make the mess !!
I agree with everyone else that her and pension power will be upping sticks shortly and probably renting a ground floor flat with ramps ready for the bariatric equipmemt for that
bleeping hog ! Mind he isn’t far behind bless him poor old turkey drumstick legs. Me & Mr Tooco howled at his man & C&A try on pics the other night was total humiliation for him but I bet she chose it all out of spite just to make him look worse, just so no woman would give him a second look, not much chance of that anyway he looks like friar Tuck the fat
duck and so old for his years ! Anyways am in such a good mood, already got a mammoth wide on and I,ve got over a week to the Turkish GP but we are off to Istanbul for a week of exploration and Baklava ( I adore it ) on Friday afternoon so will be able to keep in touch pretty much as now