Jane Gammons #28 Exercise bikes been gifted, how much weight will be shifted ?

[Marj24]

So Jane has to stop shielding and immediately 'sick notes' herself! Why am I not surprised? She is so effing lazy, her colleagues must despise her...

 

[JDo777]

I’m just wondering if there is a clause in their tenancy agreement about running a bizzness/bizznesses from their rented property, part of the terms and conditions. Be interesting to know what their landlord would have to say...

 

[Dolphingal]

Hi Ladies
Not been on here ages!!
Anyway, just typed Gammon Jaws into YouTube and my friggin god!!! How much weight has she piled on??? What's the exercise bike in the background for?? She sure as sh1t ain't been using THAT!!! Holy fook!!!

 

[Emperortooco]

I wonder who janes favourite tattler is ?
I would love some feedback on my pics please jane anything you think I can improve on or add ?

Well think we all know who her least favourite one is she’s such a fuckwit. If she wants to see success due to hard work we’ve all got our stories to tell on here because we do it to survive and to make the best of ourselves. My dad sold cars and was pissing his money against the wall every night. My beautiful mam had to get a job as a cleaner as he was that tight with his fucking money what he didn’t piss away and that’s what made made me jump in, not for him but for her and successful I certainly have been through sheer hard work , long long hours and over coming abuse on a daily basis as it’s a male dominated trade, but one thing fat flaps you might think that money is the answer it isn’t. If you don’t have your health you can’t enjoy the fucker and you certainly won’t make enough selling shite like that as there are too many people doing the same better than you plus there’s not enough profit in it. My advice to you Jane is to get off that spreading arse and rather quickly as that clock is ticking. You need to make changes quickly ! Your health- lose weight as you are knocking years off your life piling on the lbs , forget the pie in the sky ideas As that’s all they are and get a full time job and meet people and socialise And finally your attitude - quit the bullshit and narcissistic approach and you may not be such a miserable self centred fucker anymore !!

 

[monga]

Omg!! Fuming on your behalf . Joking aside though, that’s very naughty! Get onto YouTube ASAP

I’ve went one better and reported her to my bank, if she thinks I’m feeding her pukka pie obsession, she can think on

 

[Slimwizard]

In her shopping haul ( yes another one) she has bought herself a shower gel, doesn’t she use her own crap products then?

 

[Emperortooco]

what does she think people are jealous of? the musty flat filled with pound shop decor, the bloated mumbling husbeast or the soap filled vagina irritants? form an orderly queue folks if you wish to swap places with humpty frumpty.........******tumbleweed******

Well I,ve got fuck all to be jealous of with her, so I’m stage 4 BC but she is eating herself into an early grave by the look of things , think I can safely say that she will push up daisies before me if she keeps on shovelling shite down her neck at the rate she is doing. She is knocking on the door of morbid obesity if she’s not there already and all the complications to your general health that it brings. I look after myself probably a little fanatically now tbh but suppose no harm in that plus got a fabulous medical team that are invested in my care to keep this thing at bay and my shituation no worse than it is but she just stuffs her face and slobs all day, crack on Jane you are never too young for a heart attack or a stroke remember that !

 

[Sweatybetty]

Fan girl Amy will be creaming her knicks over this View attachment 501731

Poor Amy’s vag is gonna look like a burnt Donna kebab after couple of showers with the loaded sponge

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Ha ha

She is telling people to come and read here and how to search for us.

Amy will be first she does anything Jane tells her to do...Welcome Amz, don't worry you are famous here too...

 

[JoeNotExotic]

I believe it’s something to do with a drippy ball-cock.

Also known as Charlie

 

[NighttimeNurse]

You forgot to apply makeup to your neck...

 

[ChubClubThug]

I think she's ashamed of how big she's got so she's in hiding. She's still happy to go out in the car to sit and eat food. She'd be straight out shopping if she could find anything to fit her

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Why has he been waiting weeks for quorn nuggets they do 5 food shops a week
These two just ain’t right in the head, boss babe thinks having 5 million things at a 100 calories is ok

It was like she was talking to a 6 year old and promising them ice cream at the weekend

I wonder when she will receive more stock of the thrush inducing loaded sponges? Never even heard of them until now. Loaded sponge...no doubt loaded with bacteria once it's been sat on the side getting soggy after a few uses.

 

[square_spoon]

She's really that irritating cow from school that you never wanted to sit with you.

Having watched the instastory she'll be releasing some new fanny sponge with 'mistaken for mango man' as the scent

 

[Marj24]

As many have suspected I do believe that Tesco allowed Jane to shield as her work could not be done from home and her weight would qualify her for BMI reasons.

This will have contributed to the weight gain because as few as JG's hours were she was no longer off her arse, walking and not stuffing her face for a couple of hours a few days a week.

I think she has become so big for her height she will now struggle with the minimal movement her job requires. Charlie will be expected to do absolutely everything.

We know Jane reads here, does Charlie? If so Charlie, what does your wife add to your life? Nothing worth mentioning financially, you are cleaning the flat (if and when it gets done). She heats up a few ready meals and orders hot food to be delivered. I would be surprised if there are even conjugal benefits. You are better on your own than in bad company, go see your mum, stand on your own two feet. Jane won't, she'll move straight back with a parent. You seem very depressed, life can get better.

 

[lexiloo]

A massive 250 people tuned in to watch this junk!

240 were tattlers

 

[Charmed40]

Who are these 'said' team of ladies she's got? She's a definite compulsive liar. All that shit she spouts is horrendous. Can people really not see through her? Also that bloody side board thingy with the flashing lights that houses her 'products'. It reminds me of an 80s back street market stall. And, why does she always wear that god awful mustard jumper in her lives? You just couldn't make this shit up. Im glad someone told her what for. She needs it. Too big for your boots now Gammons and obviously cannot take any criticism whatsoever. I'll just sit back and watch the shit show. She really is a complete arsehole, grade A

 

[square_spoon]

"His little hat and gloves"?? How well Jane can infantilise another man, only this time one who fought for his country and was married to the Queen of it. Not an ounce of respect from her. She actually makes me sick.

 

[Bumblebea123]

Omg this is such a shit show! Watching it now - very sadly missed it live I’m finding it hard to articulate exactly what it is that they are selling?! How on earth did they/someone else make these things? Where are they made?! Does Chins whip them up in the kitchen? Everything seems to be ‘inspired’ by something else!! As usual! Two things that have made me laugh, is that they referred to this new venture as their ‘ever expanding bizniss’ - think they got that confused with their waistlines?? And secondly, the bean said he needed a booster seat?! He needs a booster nothing! He needs the opposite of booster things ... chins is testing’ body butters! What does this mean?! She’s eating it?! Have visions of her snuffling like a hungry pig ... Wtf is a soap sponge?!! Am wanting to vom at the bit where the bean is stroking her back. Eeek it’s foreplay. They are obvs getting a bit over excited about these bloody lotions and potions and fizzing what nots. Amy has bought the lot, I am guessing. They are cosmetically assessed?! What does this mean! They are vegan! Who is eating them? These are my random observations on what is quite a hilarious new venture! What research has she done?! I’d be so pleased to know!!!! Bloody hell! This is hilarious! Tattlers we will dine out on this for weeks xxx

 

[ChubClubThug]

I bloody hope that step is made of the same material as a black box they use on planes

Thank god she's on the ground floor, with her stamping around on that box it'd be like bastard godzilla was in town