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Jane Gammons #10 Janes livid cos bean fancies twins, bouncing on the ball to banish the chins
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They're like a pair of paranoid pensioners, always skulking about on holiday off season. I bet she was delighted that noone else was there, in case they saw her in her Bon Marche swimming cossie! I wouldn't fancy a sit in a hot tub in February!! We didn't get any photos of her sat by the tub from the back with an inspirational quote this time, or pics of Charlie laying with a bag of crisps on his gut with a caption declaring how much she loves him!!
They bought all that food and bought two bags full as well!!? And all those toilet rolls! A romantic break on a Hoseasons.....she did say Hoseasons didn’t she??.... holiday! A young couple, no kids, they both work hard as Jane always assures us, why aren’t they in Paris for example? Drinking wine (Charlie is a wine buff after all) in a gorgeous pavement cafe, walking hand in hand in the Champs Elysee, sailing down the Seine etc....no, a few days, midweek in Somerset, a Tesco haul, and making chilli! She’s the oldest 27 yr old I know!! They have the rest of their lives to have a mid week, cheap break In Somerset, lovely county though it is, but really! Eat out, treat yourself to some good food in a nice, romantic restaurant instead of doing EXACTLY what you do in Eastbourne!
A romantic break on a Hoseasons.....she did say Hoseasons didn’t she??.... holiday! A young couple, no kids, they both work hard as Jane always assures us, why aren’t they in Paris for example? Drinking wine (Charlie is a wine buff after all) in a gorgeous pavement cafe, walking hand in hand in the Champs Elysee, sailing down the Seine etc....no, a few days, midweek in Somerset, a Tesco haul, and making chilli! She’s the oldest 27 yr old I know!! They have the rest of their lives to have a mid week, cheap break In Somerset, lovely county though it is, but really! Eat out, treat yourself to some good food in a nice, romantic restaurant instead of doing EXACTLY what you do in Eastbourne!
im waiting for the pics of Charlie posed in his anorak man coat at various locations when she tags him as #mensfashion #menofinsta #instaman
I bet the sale of those cowboy boots 
paid for that ‘romantic’ midweek getaway 
Who the duck calls it a romantic break?
paid for that ‘romantic’ midweek getaway Who the duck calls it a romantic break?
Oh yes, where is the undersized peach Trotter coat??! 
exactly. and besides...the last thing i think about on a romantic break is the food shop...the Ann Summers shop is far more importantI bet the sale of those cowboy boots
Who the duck calls it a romantic break?
He’ll need to wear it in the hot tub in February
she wouldn’t know what stress was if it bit her treble chins.
Next thread title there !I don't get their logic at all.......
they spend money to travel and stay somewhere and do the exact same things they do at home, even down to the food shop and meals, what a waste of money! yet won't pay to heat their flat at home, what a pair of pillocks
notice how she said "muller yougurts" as she skipped over the muller CHOC-O-LIT desserts
"we've brought some things from home like crisps and mayonnaise" wow don't the gammons know how to live it up on a romantic break, probably too full from all the junk food to do some horizontal jogging anyway
someone has commented "enjoy your well deserved break" well deserved from what??? nana naps, spraying the flat, bouncing on a ball and buying tat ??
Their romantic break will have been an excuse to not count calories ( yes, we know they don’t anyway, but you know what I mean!)
They took crisps with them and also bought 2 large bags in their Tesco shop along with other tit and then she points out that the choclit eggs are naughty. They are so greedy yet they have no shame in showing the www.
They took crisps with them and also bought 2 large bags in their Tesco shop along with other tit and then she points out that the choclit eggs are naughty. They are so greedy yet they have no shame in showing the www.
When she said nick was waiting with the keyWhat's with all the hair flicking in the car!! She's in full Hyacinth mode again, they were meant to ring up 2 days before going yet she phoned a week before and started panicking when she got no answer!All that beautiful countryside and they head straight to bloody Tesco! Puffing and panting around the gaff showing us every cupboard, whilst Charlie's in the bog, obligatory food haul suitable for Henry VIII, bragging how they can go away whenever they want, then 5 minutes of her flicking light switches on and off! Spellbinding
I was hoping for this guy 
.we all know they like a good ole sacrifice in Somerset ,maybe that outbuilding behind is secretly a pyre 
two gammon 
steaks on the barbecue me thinks
No wonder there was noone else there!!! 
I know she even said it was creepyNo wonder there was noone else there!!!
like two to the slaughter ...Wonder did Rosie Henshaw gift them the break That dodgy window in the entrance, where she hoped noone would walk past!! I'm waiting on her IG stories for a congratulatory post to Philip Schofield, like he reads her drivel!!!
I'm waiting on her IG stories for a congratulatory post to Philip Schofield, like he reads her drivel!!! Wonder will she use that quote?That dodgy window in the entrance, where she hoped noone would walk past!!
Did they at least take their national trust cards and check out local attractions?
I feel really sorry for them if they go away and don’t do anything but eat
I feel really sorry for them if they go away and don’t do anything but eat
Hosting a party
lol
Just watched that vlog OMG seriously that is a lot of grub for 2 people for a few days and brought grub with them. They seriously have a food addiction. I mean meringues, raspberry turnovers, crisps no doubt club biscuits, fridge raiders where in her shopping bag. I know they buy this every week but a whole medium chicken for the 2 of them and they actually scoff the lot not as if they make a soup with any leftovers cause there is no leftovers I’m shocked if there’s even any bones left I can see them sucking every morsel off meat off the bones 
There just a pair of greedy disgusting boring gits 
I can see them sucking every morsel off meat off the bones There just a pair of greedy disgusting boring gits No luv, this is just for a couple of days for 2 greedy guts! We'll be doing a top up shop on day 3
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