James Smith PT #3 How (not) to be a James blunt

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Felicity really thinks she’s hilarious with her tik toks doesn’t she and don’t get me started on that strained face she pulls while she attempts to dance
 
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LOL @ James trying to sell the ‘last few’ tickets for Ireland and UK tour for Feb - as bleeping IF that’s going to happen
 
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Ah this guy was definitely Australian.

Just did a lot of scrolling - Sean Syddall, not followed by JS/DK etc.
Interesting... he seemed like a bit of a loose cannon. He deffo didn’t make it into the JSA head clique
 
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“If anyone is worried about events”

Probably think people are more worried about their jobs to be honest James, but don’t you worry, you just keep grifting...
 
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So direns going to oz.....when all international flights are cancelled...for a piss up......I mean you can’t class going on tour essential. Yes he can argue it’s work and he’ll lose money but so are the businesses in the uk that have had to shut! Total disrespect. Hes no better than all the porta potties going to Dubai
 
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So direns going to oz.....when all international flights are cancelled...for a piss up......I mean you can’t class going on tour essential. Yes he can argue it’s work and he’ll lose money but so are the businesses in the uk that have had to shut! Total disrespect. Hes no better than all the porta potties going to Dubai
Is that 100%? If so when and for how long!? If it’s a long time, and with his irritating GF then you’ve made my 2021... ...Sorry Australia!
 
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Is that 100%? If so when and for how long!? If it’s a long time, and with his irritating GF then you’ve made my 2021... ...Sorry Australia!
No I think the irritating GF is staying home to move house which she may have now mentioned about 1,567 times
 
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He has PR. So he can be let in there with that. What a penis cheese.
James even selling these shows in 2020 when it is obvious so little of them will go ahead is pure greed.. Ireland and England never in a worse state with covid and yesterday he has the swipe up for the last remaining tickets!!!! Trying to make money for something that so obviously won’t go ahead! Do you know those tickets are like €100 a pop?? To listen to James talk about his book and Diren tell a few jokes when the book itself is €15 or less.... he would rip the piss out of any other PT doing the same. What a man child his days consist of board games, beer, pizza and naps
 
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Latest James post, a nod to tattle with his 'con man' line.
🙋‍♀️ James don't be shy, say hello! And can you find some new content? Same old rehashed story of how you 'made it' starting to sound like Uncle Albert ffs. Tell us about the war again James zzzzz

God he is truly empty inside isn't he, LSD at his age, unless you are experimenting for the 1st time, its a no, he really has issues.
Over compensated as a child by his adoptive parents.

He has an awful relationship with food, his binging is clear. As for the before and afters, Layla was the only one of his jsa I followed, she has since piled the weight back on, funny just like slimming world folk do.

Felicity makes my teeth itch, her mouth and teeth are huge! Like seriously huge, she is not pretty and I won't take it back, this is tattle.
 
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I had to stop following her months ago, I can't even explain how much that girl irritates me!! What irritates me even more about her is how perfect she thinks she is.
 
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So Jame’s is ‘playing’ on the beach with his mates and decides he needs to go have a nap?? What is he a man child??? Grow the duck up seriously
 
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So direns going to oz.....when all international flights are cancelled...for a piss up......I mean you can’t class going on tour essential. Yes he can argue it’s work and he’ll lose money but so are the businesses in the uk that have had to shut! Total disrespect. Hes no better than all the porta potties going to Dubai
As much as the road man annoys me these days I work in the events industry and I have to disagree with this.

Australia is mostly back to normal with festivals happening and annoyingly James is somehow selling out big venues and on a show like that there’s probably 100 people that work on them at that size from production to venue staff to bars and security.

Lots of performers are going out there as no work here. I saw subfocus dj’ing at a festival in New Zealand etc

The government would have granted him a work visa on this basis as they benefit the economy and jobs as James as said before he doesn’t have PR

I’m surprised Diren is happy to hotel quarantine as I can’t imagine he will get an exemption

How they have sold out the roundhouse and Victoria warehouse months in advance?? They hold 1000’s of people and the roundhouse is apparently 35 grand just to hire. Surely the tickets can’t be €100 / £100? Be interesting to see the refund process when they inevitably get moved
 
No I think the irritating GF is staying home to move house which she may have now mentioned about 1,567 times
1/2 ain’t bad I guess...

On the attraction note, even if she wasn’t a complete Verucca Salts c*** I legitimately don’t find her attractive, zero sex appeal despite having a fantastic physique. This might explain why she’s in a strange borderline abusive relationship, where her boyfriend is ashamed of her. But in his defence it’s hard to act ‘street’ when your best mates are felicity, James and possibly Rupert.

From a Heterosexual man’s point of view, I can see why James would have appeal. pre balding sunburnt Brent mode, he had that square jawed posh handsomeness and his well spoken even if he kinda sounds like a white Eubank Snr. Paul seems tall, handsome and great physique too, so I get his appeal. Diren plays the ‘exotic’ factor, but his face is a cross between a rodent and an eagle, his hideous teethy smile does him no favour. I think he’s better off sticking to the bitter frowning moody failed athlete face who’s got a good fitness scam going, to boost his physical attraction appeal...

disclaimer: I only focus on the looks of nasty f****** who make a living judging others, for decent people, their physical appearance genuinely doesn’t cross my mind...
 

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1/2 ain’t bad I guess...

On the attraction note, even if she wasn’t a complete Verucca Salts c*** I legitimately don’t find her attractive, zero sex appeal despite having a fantastic physique. This might explain why she’s in a strange borderline abusive relationship, where her boyfriend is ashamed of her. But in his defence it’s hard to act ‘street’ when your best mates are felicity, James and possibly Rupert.

From a Heterosexual man’s point of view, I can see why James would have appeal. pre balding sunburnt Brent mode, he had that square jawed posh handsomeness and his well spoken even if he kinda sounds like a white Eubank Snr. Paul seems tall, handsome and great physique too, so I get his appeal. Diren plays the ‘exotic’ factor, but his face is a cross between a rodent and an eagle, his hideous teethy smile does him no favour. I think he’s better off sticking to the bitter frowning moody failed athlete face who’s got a good fitness scam going, to boost his physical attraction appeal...

disclaimer: I only focus on the looks of nasty f****** who make a living judging others, for decent people, their physical appearance genuinely doesn’t cross my mind...
This is who she reminds me of!! Couldn’t put my finger on where I recognised her from 🤣🤣
 
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I had to stop following her months ago, I can't even explain how much that girl irritates me!! What irritates me even more about her is how perfect she thinks she is.
I thought I was the only one for a while who found her so irritating!! Another poster here (who seems to have met them) earlier confirmed what her true personality is like behind the fake Instagram persona, makes me feel better for finding her so irritating knowing she’s also a con artist and entitled!
 
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He has PR. So he can be let in there with that. What a penis cheese.
it’s important these jet setters (Kurdish Gareth Keenan & posh David Brent) are allowed to move around freely to do their high level sports and specialist life saving surgery... ...sorry I meant grifter book launch ‘concerts’, till that gig runs dry! Speedos and wigs, I don’t get the appeal, about as funny as Mrs Brown’s Boys...

“Yeah, doing more of these, doing my walks for Mencap. And I’ve got lots of stuff in the pipeline”
 

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