She’s driving me insane with the word “unbox”. She’s like a child that’s heard a new word and now uses it in the wrong context!
Also why would you give that stocking to your baby?
Also why would you give that stocking to your baby?
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Amber is a very interesting mix of both james and carys 
let’s call the hot chocolate and wine and cheese evening…. Amber
the sole reason your body is now a “struggle”
Unless it’s for engagement on the gram then you LOVE IT!!!!
It’s because you’re a mama, and being a mama means staying in bed until 11am while James walks the dog, having “me time”
crafting while James hits the gym,
duck knows where he’s got his mama body from, I’m not going near that one I’m pretty sure gym is code for quick shag with a local bakery owner or Five Guys.
let’s call the hot chocolate and wine and cheese evening…. Amber
the sole reason your body is now a “struggle”Unless it’s for engagement on the gram then you LOVE IT!!!!
It’s because you’re a mama, and being a mama means staying in bed until 11am while James walks the dog, having “me time”
crafting while James hits the gym,
duck knows where he’s got his mama body from, I’m not going near that one
I’m pretty sure gym is code for quick shag with a local bakery owner or Five Guys.never in my life have a seen a parent put random tit they found round the house in a stocking.
That ho ho ball is a dog toy!!!
Who gives their kid a bleeping spatula for Christmas. Carys have a word with yourself
It's infuriating! Someone needs to get her a dictionary for Christmas so she can have vocabulary vibes
Wow. This is awful
it's like she didn't want to spend any money on her own daughter so just chucked a load of things from the house into a stocking for her to "unbox". FFS. How about getting her some proper baby sensory toys that are safe and appropriate Carys 
She could have just bought a couple of wooden open ended toys and put them in Amber's stocking. Much safer and probably more interesting because I swear they constantly give Amber a wooden spoon. They've got absolutely zero clue about development, perhaps the most important course they could have done but nope, much more important to learn how to make sure your baby sleeps by staring at the wall.
or not get a stocking at all, she’s not even 1. We have a 2 year old, he’s probably getting his first stocking when he’s 4.
It does look like she just went shopping down the pet aisle
I mean rather than fill it with wooden spoons and dog toys, if she really wanted a sensory stocking why not just go to the early learning centre and get her a few age appropriate toys for development? 
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I don’t have kids so have no clue on this stuff but literally did a quick Google and first place that came up was Fisher Price and they do loads of baby sensory toys that actually look colourful and fun and are all age appropriate and don’t look like something you’d give your dog….I mean rather than fill it with wooden spoons abs dog toys, if she really wanted a sensory stocking why not just go to the early learning centre and get her a few age appropriate toys for development?
why don’t they do that? I don’t understand! Who gives their baby a bloody spoon for Christmas!!!
To be fair my baby loves the whisk
This is what Elle has done. She at least knows how to parent (apart from selling her kids privacy)I mean rather than fill it with wooden spoons and dog toys, if she really wanted a sensory stocking why not just go to the early learning centre and get her a few age appropriate toys for development?
think she might be confusing Amber with Mila lolIt does look like she just went shopping down the pet aisle
Looks like the joke stocking I got for my catIt does look like she just went shopping down the pet aisle
I thought it was for the dog too! The squeaky 'ho ho ho' ball is actually for dogs - I hope it's 'baby safe' for Amber to bite on !
I also thought they were taking a two week social media break?
Reminds me of the simpsons episode when Homer doesn’t get a Christmas bonus and buys Maggie a squeaky pork chop dog toy
If she really wanted to keep amber “busy” why not you know get her actual toys I mean it’s Christmas after all never once have I seen anyone else give their child a stocking full of junk that’s not age appropriate and a choking hazard 
even a sheet of wrapping paper would of been more fun for her
If she really wanted to keep amber “busy” why not you know get her actual toys
I mean it’s Christmas after all never once have I seen anyone else give their child a stocking full of junk that’s not age appropriate and a choking hazard even a sheet of wrapping paper would of been more fun for herI think the post of Ambers Christmas Eve box is so unnecessary. Fair enough if that is a tradition you want to start with you child but after such a hard year, for a lot of people, this is probably the amount of gifts some children will be receiving on Christmas Day. I really hope it doesn’t make other parents feel inadequate, as the best present you can give your child is you being present and showering them with love & attention.
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