Jameela Jamil #3 Bees, cancer, saying I'm queer; all to enhance and extend my career

[HockyRorror]

Yes I read about it but why does she have to suddenly say she's suffering from it?

I don’t blame you for your first post - the thing about liars is that when you consistently lie about things, when you tell the truth people tend not to believe you. She very well could have EDS but when it’s listed alongside the other long list of ailments, I get a bit Speaking of which, we haven’t had The List for some time yet so I’m reposting it Has there been any more to add since?

- cervical cancer twice that everyone on The Good Place apparently knew about but haven't once come to her defence
- mother says she Jameela is suffering from cervical cancer right now but doesn't want anyone to know (good job then, Shireen!)
- breast lumps removed/breast cancer scare/breast reduction, contradictory about timeline (2014, 15 or 16?) - possible cover for boob job and being sacked from Radio 1 where she accused colleague of bullying
- pre-cancerous breast cells 2016
- bee attack/car accident that left her variously bedbound/zimmer frame/wheelchair (variously 2002 or 2003)
- bee attack/car accident in LA where she took refuge in a juice shop
- bee attack outside the UN (fell into a UN peace prize recipient and nearly got shot)
- bee attack with Mark Ronson (who describes one or two bees)
- accident with Olly Murs causing concussion, broken elbow, broken arse, despite video evidence showing otherwise
- this also caused a broken tooth still held in by eyelash glue till this day
- boyfriend describes endless concussions, high fevers, six months of seizures
- allergic to peanuts (favourite snack) and shellfish from birth
- or alternatively as a result of mercury poisoning to her gut due to leaking fillings, which then healed and allergies went away
- allergic to peppers but still eats them
- allergic to her own tears
- coeliac
- had multiple teeth knocked out by kids with tennis rackets in a racist attack aged 7
- recipient of multiple racist death threats on social media
- mother says J's spine was damaged by a schoolmate with a log and another schoolmate gave her a concussion
- had crutches taken away from her as a teenager on a dance floor while kids laughed
- never had a birthday party (even though I went to one)
- teenage girls specially went round to her home to tell her they were going out and she wasn't invited
- was somehow extremely fat at school despite subsisting only on two-litre bottles of Highland Spring
- eating disorder
- Hashimoto's disease
- OCD
- PTSD
- multiple suicide attempts, usually when someone else is talking about suicide or her contradictions are being exposed, most recently blamed on Piers Morgan for exposing her bullying of Caroline Flack (even though J was threatening suicide before he did that)
- multiple rape victim
- nearly dragged into a car by a man aged 15
- 'grabbed by the vagina' on Oxford Street in the middle of the day in her school uniform until she bled
- had her leg ejaculated on on three separate occasions as a teenager, all on tube escalators
- taught EFL (or variously English literature) despite not being qualified
- model but preferred to say she wasn't/was/wasn't
- came out as queer when are was criticised for judging a show about Ballroom culture, but steadfastly maintains a heterosexual relationship
- knocked over by a dead sea lion while out swimming
-kidney stones.
- Ehlers Danlos
- Born deaf
- Type 1 diabetes
- Asthma
- Graves disease

 

[AnderbeauJohnson]

I don’t blame you for your first post - the thing about liars is that when you consistently lie about things, when you tell the truth people tend not to believe you. She very well could have EDS but when it’s listed alongside the other long list of ailments, I get a bit Speaking of which, we haven’t had The List for some time yet so I’m reposting it Has there been any more to add since?

- cervical cancer twice that everyone on The Good Place apparently knew about but haven't once come to her defence
- mother says she Jameela is suffering from cervical cancer right now but doesn't want anyone to know (good job then, Shireen!)
- breast lumps removed/breast cancer scare/breast reduction, contradictory about timeline (2014, 15 or 16?) - possible cover for boob job and being sacked from Radio 1 where she accused colleague of bullying
- pre-cancerous breast cells 2016
- bee attack/car accident that left her variously bedbound/zimmer frame/wheelchair (variously 2002 or 2003)
- bee attack/car accident in LA where she took refuge in a juice shop
- bee attack outside the UN (fell into a UN peace prize recipient and nearly got shot)
- bee attack with Mark Ronson (who describes one or two bees)
- accident with Olly Murs causing concussion, broken elbow, broken arse, despite video evidence showing otherwise
- this also caused a broken tooth still held in by eyelash glue till this day
- boyfriend describes endless concussions, high fevers, six months of seizures
- allergic to peanuts (favourite snack) and shellfish from birth
- or alternatively as a result of mercury poisoning to her gut due to leaking fillings, which then healed and allergies went away
- allergic to peppers but still eats them
- allergic to her own tears
- coeliac
- had multiple teeth knocked out by kids with tennis rackets in a racist attack aged 7
- recipient of multiple racist death threats on social media
- mother says J's spine was damaged by a schoolmate with a log and another schoolmate gave her a concussion
- had crutches taken away from her as a teenager on a dance floor while kids laughed
- never had a birthday party (even though I went to one)
- teenage girls specially went round to her home to tell her they were going out and she wasn't invited
- was somehow extremely fat at school despite subsisting only on two-litre bottles of Highland Spring
- eating disorder
- Hashimoto's disease
- OCD
- PTSD
- multiple suicide attempts, usually when someone else is talking about suicide or her contradictions are being exposed, most recently blamed on Piers Morgan for exposing her bullying of Caroline Flack (even though J was threatening suicide before he did that)
- multiple rape victim
- nearly dragged into a car by a man aged 15
- 'grabbed by the vagina' on Oxford Street in the middle of the day in her school uniform until she bled
- had her leg ejaculated on on three separate occasions as a teenager, all on tube escalators
- taught EFL (or variously English literature) despite not being qualified
- model but preferred to say she wasn't/was/wasn't
- came out as queer when are was criticised for judging a show about Ballroom culture, but steadfastly maintains a heterosexual relationship
- knocked over by a dead sea lion while out swimming
-kidney stones.
- Ehlers Danlos
- Born deaf
- Type 1 diabetes
- Asthma
- Graves disease

How is she not on thread #82 by now? She makes Jack Monroe look like an amateur!

 

[dodo789]

This was an exhausting read, this whole woman is exhausting and she ruined The Good Place for me

How can people take her seriously, she’s ridiculous.

 

[colouredlines]

I will say that - as someone who worked as an English language teacher for a decade - she's probably not lying about working in EFL. She says she worked for a Callan Method school, and they actively recruit unqualified teachers (anyway, in EFL "qualified" is a rather vague concept).

She undoubtedly exaggerates her experience though, as Callan Method teaching consists of standing in front of a class mindlessly repeating, "Is this a pen? Is this a pen? Yes, it's a pen" over and over. It's viewed with extreme disdain by the rest of the industry.

The rest of her list is utter bullshit, I'm sure!

 

[obsessivelocust]

I will say that - as someone who worked as an English language teacher for a decade - she's probably not lying about working in EFL. She says she worked for a Callan Method school, and they actively recruit unqualified teachers (anyway, in EFL "qualified" is a rather vague concept).

She undoubtedly exaggerates her experience though, as Callan Method teaching consists of standing in front of a class mindlessly repeating, "Is this a pen? Is this a pen? Yes, it's a pen" over and over. It's viewed with extreme disdain by the rest of the industry.

The rest of her list is utter bullshit, I'm sure!

Don't you at least have to have A-Levels, I thought? And Jameela maintains that she couldn't do those because she was recovering from the first apian/vehicular incident, even though I first heard about that in summer 2002 when she was 16 and just finished GCSEs (she sometimes describes it happening aged 16 and sometimes aged 17). My impression is this was the first 'big lie' that she came up with under duress from her mother, because of not being offered a place in 6th form.

Since then she realised that she could continue to get away with lying to her advantage, and has pretty much based everything she's done since on some kind of lie or obfuscation, from supposedly being fat and now the saviour of people with eating disorders, to being 'queer' and thus ideally placed to judge a ballroom culture contest, to being disabled and thus an advocate for disabled people, etc etc.

 

[colouredlines]

Don't you at least have to have A-Levels, I thought? And Jameela maintains that she couldn't do those because she was recovering from the first apian/vehicular incident, even though I first heard about that in summer 2002 when she was 16 and just finished GCSEs (she sometimes describes it happening aged 16 and sometimes aged 17). My impression is this was the first 'big lie' that she came up with under duress from her mother, because of not being offered a place in 6th form.

Nah - I've worked with people without A Levels. In a Callan school this would be even more likely. It's a really tit job. I can't stress enough how bad it is, and how far removed from "real teaching" it is.

 

[Shihtzu12]

So who or what is her latest target of hate? What is actively bothering her that is none of her business?

 

[DietGossip]

Ugh I saw an advert for that vougeing show she was on and forgot it actually got made in the end.

 

[Justhereforthedrama]

Has she ever confirmed how she is 'queer' as claimed?

 

[WinterSolstice]

Has she ever confirmed how she is 'queer' as claimed?

maybe she just meant she was ‘odd’?

 

[DietGossip]

Has she ever confirmed how she is 'queer' as claimed?

Googling it she apparently said she's bi/pan at some point.

 

[WinterSolstice]

At this stage, it might be quicker to list what she *doesn’t* identify as.

 

[justhavingamooch]

Documenting the litany of misfortunes braved by Actor, Activist, Internet Irritant (and my old school chum) Jameela Jamil, as she fights valiantly against the white cishet patriarchy for the benefit of the oppressed*/co-opts any cause that she thinks will get her the most media attention. Also documenting how she was inspired to become who she is today by her abusive mother, who, not to be outdone, has her own tall tales of spousal and stranger violence and her own catalogue of illnesses.

Please add to the recap of Jameela's trials and tribulations, as I'm bound to have overlooked some:

- cervical cancer twice that everyone on The Good Place apparently knew about but haven't once come to her defence
- mother says she Jameela is suffering from cervical cancer right now but doesn't want anyone to know (good job then, Shireen!)
- breast lumps removed/breast cancer scare/breast reduction, contradictory about timeline (2014, 15 or 16?) - possible cover for boob job and being sacked from Radio 1 where she accused colleague of bullying
- pre-cancerous breast cells 2016
- bee attack/car accident that left her variously bedbound/zimmer frame/wheelchair (variously 2002 or 2003)
- bee attack/car accident in LA where she took refuge in a juice shop
- bee attack outside the UN (fell into a UN peace prize recipient and nearly got shot)
- bee attack with Mark Ronson (who describes one or two bees)
- accident with Olly Murs causing concussion, broken elbow, broken arse, despite video evidence showing otherwise
- this also caused a broken tooth still held in by eyelash glue till this day
- boyfriend describes endless concussions, high fevers, six months of seizures
- allergic to peanuts (favourite snack) and shellfish from birth
- or alternatively as a result of mercury poisoning to her gut due to leaking fillings, which then healed and allergies went away
- allergic to peppers but still eats them
- allergic to her own tears
- coeliac
- had multiple teeth knocked out by kids with tennis rackets in a racist attack aged 7
- recipient of multiple racist death threats on social media
- mother says J's spine was damaged by a schoolmate with a log and another schoolmate gave her a concussion
- had crutches taken away from her as a teenager on a dance floor while kids laughed
- never had a birthday party (even though I went to one)
- teenage girls specially went round to her home to tell her they were going out and she wasn't invited
- was somehow extremely fat at school despite subsisting only on two-litre bottles of Highland Spring
- eating disorder
- Hashimoto's disease
- OCD
- PTSD
- multiple suicide attempts, usually when someone else is talking about suicide or her contradictions are being exposed, most recently blamed on Piers Morgan for exposing her bullying of Caroline Flack (even though J was threatening suicide before he did that)
- multiple rape victim
- nearly dragged into a car by a man aged 15
- 'grabbed by the vagina' on Oxford Street in the middle of the day in her school uniform until she bled
- had her leg ejaculated on on three separate occasions as a teenager, all on tube escalators
- taught EFL (or variously English literature) despite not being qualified
- model but preferred to say she wasn't/was/wasn't
- came out as queer when are was criticised for judging a show about Ballroom culture, but steadfastly maintains a heterosexual relationship
- knocked over by a dead sea lion while out swimming
-kidney stones.


*Actual footage of Jameela in battle:



Mod edit sorry but that title doesn't fit, lopping off her name and using txt speak and missing spaces means it's sadly too long!

New to this thread… read the recap mouth agape. I knew she was a pain in the arse but wow… that’s a catalogue of bat tit insanity right there.

 

[WinterSolstice]

@SagittariYasss love the username

 

[justhavingamooch]

Queen's College (private secondary school where she went) has a sixth form (year 12 and 13), so if she had been in the sixth form (so being in school at 17 when she supposedly got hit by a car) she wouldn't have then said she left school at 16.

Even if she'd gone to a sixth-form college, you wouldn't say 'I left school at 16' unless you left after GCSES and didn't do A-levels/post-16 study.

Agreed. We never separated school from sixth form, it was all considered the same thing. And my children’s private school is the same. I’ve only seen people refer to school and sixth form as different things when they went to a college for sixth form.

 

[AnderbeauJohnson]

I'm just wondering why it's always bees. Never even wasps... bees.

 

[Shihtzu12]

I don't want to jinx it but Jen Aniston hasn't liked her posts in a while lol.

Alsowonder how mad she is she wasn't included in that embarrassment 40×40 crap lady megbeth did. I can totally imagine her raging and thinking, I've been acting as bully on behalf of you, you exclude me!!! HOW DARE YOU! and how dare you not be on my podcast but make your own!

It's nothing I haven't said a thousand times before or what the rest of you have said but serious issues are just turned into a joke because of her. I hate to always go that rhetoric that when someone says something they're jealous but with her it really feels like she'd give anything to be a like those women she hates (kardashains) it's too much and I love how they never acknowledge her.

Yes body shaming and fake images are an issue but with her it really does come off as jealousy. Why doesn't she gain 30pounds if she wants in solidarity. I love how she uses a job or anti exercise as a way for her to get fit and actually look good, but she can't alienate her cult so disguises or as some revolutionary movement.

And she's a coward. She never goes after the a listers of those who are universally beloved. Now that she's doing that marvel show, you know she's playing the game just a much. Some of the things she comes out with pr pokes holes woth, brings up a problem with, where does it come from?!? She makes issues out of things people have to really stretch to create one.

Someone rightly said to her once why did she name aniston and another woman as impossible body standards when trying to judge people for being fit, healthy, working out and wanting to look good. She always does this, can't help having a bitchy comment when it's unnecessary. Bitchy is the nicest she can be!

I have never or would never be shame anyone for being fat, having body issues (I have so many and I'm not a stick either!) I will always defend someone who's attacked based on their physical appearance. I disliking the selling of dogdy products that cause harm and the general discrimination but I'm not going get annoyed when someone works out or fasts or does whatever the hell they want to do to look or feel good! It actively bothers her. Lose weight if you want, make fashion statements do anything! I cheer people on with whatever makes them happy.

In my religion (hindu) fasting and other stuff has been practiced for years, she talks to one person and suddenly what people have known about for centuries can go to hell because she knows better. It intermittent fasting works for someone people why the duck does it bother her? What makes her think they're stupid and haven't done their own research. Only she knows what's right and wrong.

We are nature and it not elitist or wrong to want to take a look at what we're putting in our bodies, to see what is wrong. Cutting out a lot of junk with me is making a difference.

Aniston sent her new hair product to Khloe Kardashian. I LOL! it must have bothered jameela so much. Again how dare jen just be a simple nice person to someone who's done nothing to her, how dare she not think of my feelings and attack everyone I attack.

 

[Jellybb]

How is this woman still getting jobs?

 

[WinterSolstice]

Am surprised she accepted the role of a villain playing against a white protagonist…

I also feel bad for the brilliant Tatiana Maslany.

 

[dodo789]

I'm just wondering why it's always bees. Never even wasps... bees.

This, I know in the USA, there are these Africanised bees that are more aggressive but they don’t attack unless someone goes there to poke in their hives…they don’t have a backbone for Jameela and actively search for her just to chase her

For years now, beekeepers keep their hives close to where I live and nobody in our proximity got stung, I even walk with my dogs past the hives regularly…bees have jobs they don’t have time to chase Jameela Jamil…someone should call her out because she gives bees bad rep