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A huge congratulations to @plonkington for our new thread title! You have won the dry chicken that was cooked whilst Zelda and DoorMatt were staying at Quickenden Towers!!
The results of our poll are in. Nurse Ratchett will collect the crazy 5 at 7:30pm for admission into a secure unit. They obviously need help and medication!
The last thread absolutely flew by! We had a constant avalanche of Father of the Year posts and an overdose of Gail. We had cryptic quotes relating to trees, Zelda and DoorMatt finally left and Sophie remained hidden.
We had the famous #SquidwardGate photo which became a huge investigation amongst us. Poirot had a breakdown over it and Inspector Morse is now in Rehab!
He filmed ITV Win in the luxurious location of Dunelm, Freddie had his 10th Birthday and Squidward's reflection was finally caught in the window!
Masterchef was finally confirmed but we knew that weeks ago, RatBoy is starring in ElfBoy The Musical in Colchester and Squidward is taking up kickboxing.
Mother's Day was another complete non-event for poor Squidward and she had to cook her own dinner. Gail was photographed in the bath and then on the potty.
He has started self-taping now thinking he's going to hit the big time.
Squidward and Gail drove down to Bournemouth and went backstage with him at TFM. No doubt she had her eyes peeled for this mysterious man regarding the mysterious photo. We need this photo badly!
A massive "united front" operation ensued with photos and reels that made your skin slide off with embarrassment for the pair of them. Apparently, Social Media is FAKE but not as fake as their lives are. Its honestly tragic.
We had the worst reel known to man with RatBoy pretending to play the piano alongside Gail (who is desperate to run away to the cobbles).
The nose has been spotted but we can't see it properly yet so I have Michael Jackson's verdict from beyond the grave!
A huge congratulations to @Lico for our new thread title! You win a barely roasted chicken that is as dry as Squidward's tuna canoe! We started the previous thread with Sicknote turning up for the last two shows at Glasgow and Squidward still in America. Ratboy started playing on his "bad...
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We're one thread away from the Big 100. Come on, let's make some noise!!!!!!
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Possibly the most embarrassing, shittiest reel EVER known to Instagram!
Maybe the reel he is referring to is the one where he pretended to be flaps. The acting offer is as the lead in the low budget porno called fakey fucks frinton (on sea) - geographical reference for the Essex lot
I get a free cut and colour with @CrazyBaldhead if he does a lovehoney ad for “intro to anal play” starter pack in the next 3 months. The Tag line will be as per this story.
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Not been on here in ages, I see they're still boring cunts sorry if it's been mentioned already but I see orchard lodge is up for sale are they moving closer to jake? He can't parent by himself without needing mummy's help
Why is he following marriage coaches daft idiot.Both liars who pretend they have a loving partnership.Shes as bad as him lately as they definitely got one night at that hotel.She has hardly any work since last year It’s time to grow up go get a fucking job
What a day! Absolutely buzzing to of won this thread title!
I’ll be sure to share my Hello Fresh discount code with you all to make a dry as fuck chicken dinner
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