Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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Jessica_Rabbit

So he’s implying he’s staying in the £669 one which looks like the ones from that little video he posted , id say he saw one that was most likely vacant so he probably just walked on the veranda and took that video when he’s more than likely staying in the saver £49 for four nights

 
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Vanilla Ice

A room with a view christ he must have very low expectations compared to everyone else - looks like they have shoved him somewhere out the back and beyond to me
 

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Vanilla Ice

Something to cheer us up on this miserable Monday Enjoy !!

Fakey’s golden child is on the throne
So glad he videoed it on his phone
For every perv to watch with glee
When the poor child just wants to pee
How does he not see this is wrong
Bloody good job we can’t smell the pong
Where is Flappy still missing I think
Probably tied to the kitchen sink
The lazy fucker been home all week
He look disgusting and I bet he reeks
New sofas appeared what a delight
Fantastic good choice buying in white
Nik Nak and Purdey making a mess
Fakey prancing around in his mums old dress
Why does Flappy put up with this plight
Personally for me this ain’t right
Poor Freddie’s birthday looked bit of a flop
Still we Have Nik Nak with his tatty hair mop
I see another shit scrounged place to stay
No other cast members around for him to play
Everyone else has a luxury stay
And still our Fakey is denying he’s gay
No work for months and April looms
Suppose we’ll have him screeching his tunes
Bills to pay everything has increased
Still he preaches about the deceased
They’ve long gone either rotted or ashes
Preaching to Tena huns being his only masses
Again It’s the same old shit but a different day
Maybe in May he could do gay for pay
 
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PrincessJeanie

Fucking brilliant The last 6 lines are my particular favourite
 
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Turtledove58

And this my friends is why he isn’t an actor, basically he cannot act, he cannot sing, he’s a shite paren, the list is endless. This is beyond cringeworthy
 

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mollyann

His adDear god no wonder shit hollyoaks didn’t invite him backTurned the likes of alreadySuch a sensitive twat isn’t he.Will do anything for money stupid ugly twat.No filter and he’s inherited the bags under his eyes from the witch
 
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VC10

Isn't it just fucking horrendous......
 
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Barbie2020

Can’t make my mind up whether the febreeze advert is worse than the mosquito one. Fucking embarrassments. And he used to take the piss out of influencers flogging anything. The prick has never ever cleaned or used a cleaning product in his life.
 
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VC10

Desperate cunts

Zelda is a parody of herself
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Barbie2020 said:
Can’t make my mind up whether the febreeze advert is worse than the mosquito one. Fucking embarrassments. And he used to take the piss out of influencers flogging anything. The prick has never ever cleaned or used a cleaning product in his life.
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They are both a right old pair of soap-dodgers.
 
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Intothedark


How old and rancid does he look here. Might explain why he has to crawl to his mum to pay for stuff as it sounds like he’s crap with his finances.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Now daddy's back on the scene again knowing that RatBoy has gone.

Says it all really. They all hate him.

 
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CrazyBaldhead

"Salmon for date night tonight?"

Well, if that's what you consider a date night, the whole population would rather be single! There is hardly any food on their plates whatsoever and the chemistry between them is ZERO!

Totally and utterly embarrassing.

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