Lol, his face all crestfallenI remember when he went to audition for The Bodyguard. He was so cocksure he was going to get it and then came out and said they told him that he looked too young for the roleThe bloke that got it didnāt look any different age wise to Fakey so that was obviously another lie. It was funny though
petrol,parking, train ticket , a sandwich etcOr I could have got ādressed upā, posted myself in London on an escalator so people think Iāve got some sort of job opportunity
Iād take one look at his footwear and tell him thanks but no thanks. Well unless heās auditioning for some sort of cartoon character of course 
He's probs just took himself off for the day, wandering about. A hook-upOr I could have got ādressed upā, posted myself in London on an escalator so people think Iāve got some sort of job opportunity
I think he has an album on his phone titled āre-usable bullshitā I think whenever he actually does go somewhere or does have an audition in the big smoke he takes random images similar to this to pretend he off somewhere when really heās in bed! Its like if he wants to take a insta break and not explain his absence to his masses of adoring fans he re uses old recorded videos like thisOr I could have got ādressed upā, posted myself in London on an escalator so people think Iāve got some sort of job opportunity
im sure he has some on a train or on a plane aswell to reuse! Think this is in the self titled āinfluencerās ā handbook 
I remember he posted an image of an empty train station that he took off google about a year or more ago maybe? literally took it off google What was the thing about the image of the bird or something? That still baffles me? what number thread was that on? oh the suspense and mystery behind the disappearance of Flappy the unknown instagrammer and failed youtube vlogger and CGD contestant that got pied by Eyal Booker! oh yeah and wife of some bleep off xFactor!No Jessica she's not actually shown her face. She's done a crappy Bambi and Boil reel, love that name whoever coined itI think he has an album on his phone titled āre-usable bullshitā I think whenever he actually does go somewhere or does have an audition in the big smoke he takes random images similar to this to pretend he off somewhere when really heās in bed! Its like if he wants to take a insta break and not explain his absence to his masses of adoring fans he re uses old recorded videos like this
Also has Flaps shown her boat race yet? if not it doesnāt count as ābeing backā
and she's done a reel with tips for travelling with kids, and pretty much all of them are common senseIs it Flaps or ZeldaSo who else has infiltrated this thread and said he could sing? No way is there 2 genuine people on here that would vote that
I noticed he followed them too. Wouldnāt surprise me! Iām astounded heās managing to get auditions/work at all! All I can imagine is he bigs up his CV and then they meet him and think no thanks.
FÄŗaps has probably had a face transplant, ...I'd say boulders but she didnt go to Turkey lolAnyone else beginning to wonder if Flappy has had some cosmetic work done? Thereās got to be a reason the only time weāve actually seen her was on Spuds birthday over a week ago. Maybe sheās recuperating and thatās why Zelda is down cos Fakey isnāt capable of looking after his own child by himself? No talking stories from her, no GRWM all seems very suss
I reckon thatās what he wants people to think. He canāt cope with a touring play, there is no way he could cope with the pressures of the West End. Plus his voice and acting skills are way too limited and heās clearly not reliable enough. Also didnāt he say on a podcast that musicals and plays are just basically stop gaps to him because his passion is TV āpresentingā and āactingā
Maybe she wants people to wonder if she is ok?Anyone else beginning to wonder if Flappy has had some cosmetic work done? Thereās got to be a reason the only time weāve actually seen her was on Spuds birthday over a week ago. Maybe sheās recuperating and thatās why Zelda is down cos Fakey isnāt capable of looking after his own child by himself? No talking stories from her, no GRWM all seems very suss
The only cosmetic work that would require someone to help with be if she got new boulders? she wouldnāt be able to drive or lift heavy things for a week or two but could easily cover it up and no need to hide her face unless sheās had a proper rhinoplasty and would have 2 swollen and black eyes and have a splint on her nose for about a week but I donāt think it would be possible to have had that done in American as its not cheap over there and would take longer than five days, unless she had it done in the UK or Europe and has not been in the country? possibly went when the the day after spuds birthday and would be back by now because surgery abroad takes about 3/4 days? It might explain Freddieās absence? and Zeldas presence (or is she gone?) she was last seen in that stakehouse on Spuds birthday last Monday.Anyone else beginning to wonder if Flappy has had some cosmetic work done? Thereās got to be a reason the only time weāve actually seen her was on Spuds birthday over a week ago. Maybe sheās recuperating and thatās why Zelda is down cos Fakey isnāt capable of looking after his own child by himself? No talking stories from her, no GRWM all seems very suss
No that was her. She said she wanted her boobs redone but would wait until after theyād had another child. She started following a lot of rhinoplasty places a few months back and sheās obviously not happy with her nose cos she had that work done on it a while ago and no one could see any difference. Probably nothing to be fair and like when he does it (heās never away this long though) probably all for attention
