Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

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The Full Monty Instagram page have this afternoon taken down the Glasgow post with all the negative comments about him on. Do you reckon he’s been crying to their social media team
Let’s see if they dare use him for their Newcastle one this week
 
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He probably will stay at mummy's if he's been having a bad time, she can give him the attention he craves. He'll be ringing her up to make sure his cup of tea is ready for when he gets home every night
 
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I hope Freddie’s birthday is better, couldn’t be much worse right?
You’re joking aren’t you Freddie will be lucky to get a card and that will probably only be because Flaps has an IG advert Leo is the golden child in the Fakey & Flaps household.
 
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Well they have and look who’s commentated already let’s see if that stays up
 

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Why does he look like he is holding in a fart in that FM pic of him holing up the venue name?
 
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You’re joking aren’t you Freddie will be lucky to get a card and that will probably only be because Flaps has an IG advert Leo is the golden child in the Fakey & Flaps household.
Thank god he has his dad and step mum to bring some calmness to his life
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Well they have and look who’s commentated already let’s see if that stays up
God bless fake potato speaking truth!
 
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I did giggle when I saw this post on Newcastle Theatre Royal Insta! ‘Extremely sought after’.

 
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Lol@ sought after.Who the fuck would want that creep looking back at youSo he made it to Newcastle and let’s see how many rave reviews he posts saying how great he isAt least poor Leo will get a breakThat child is now a phone addict like his pathetic dadHe actually looks straight into the phone now as prick films him so much
 
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Are people gonna use the cardboard cut out for the fire to keep warm? It’s all it’s good for

Him advertising Katie Loxton, I sense a scam giveaway
 
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Are people gonna use the cardboard cut out for the fire to keep warm? It’s all it’s good for

Him advertising Katie Loxton, I sense a scam giveaway
Only way he gets her a mothers day present is if it’s free or a paid ad Fred’s not good enough to use for a Mothers Day ad but can be used for all the other crap they advertise Anyway I would have thought Katie Loxton was a bit basic for the ‘Chanel/LV/Gucci/YSL’ Quickendens to be using
 
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You know what! Even just a little walk with Maris around their area would be enough. He’s literally mostly on the sofa with the kid. Flapz does all the heavy lifting but that’s the life she chose. We only know half of it which can only be the explanation for why her entire family blanks Fakey. It’s not normal that we only see them with Zelda but never with Flapz’s family.
 
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He probably will stay at mummy's if he's been having a bad time, she can give him the attention he craves. He'll be ringing her up to make sure his cup of tea is ready for when he gets home every night
and she can wipe his piss off the toilet seat. Filthy prick.
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Why does he look like he is holding in a fart in that FM pic of him holing up the venue name?
His Anusol pessary has started melting.
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So he managed to get there then after his 'breakdown' last week?


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Oh my Christ, this advert is so awful. I cringed inside out.

Who the fuck did the aerial shot of their hobbit house? I had to rewatch that several times.

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I noticed the Ring Doorbell on the front. Obviously her pathetic fairy story about a burglar locking himself in the bathroom didn't work then?

I absolutely detest that pot-holed, pan-faced, begging bitch. As for him, we obviously give that wankstain too much information.
 
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I noticed the Ring Doorbell on the front. Obviously her pathetic fairy story about a burglar locking himself in the bathroom didn't work then?
She was obviously after some free security and the best she could get was the bell
 
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