Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[PrincessJeanie]

I’ve been away on holiday and there were a lot of young ladies posing in exact same way as Flaps and Vicky both around and in the pool. We did have a little giggle between ourselves while we watched in amusement. People like this are absolutely oblivious as to how silly it looks and you can see them taking multiple shots yet still not happy. All for the gram. Who cares? Both would have looked so ridiculous in the spas they were in. I’d have kicked off if I’d been trying to have a relaxing day and come across this shit show. I wonder if Flaps wore that flap revealing kit just for a reaction, even if it is just on Tattle!

I think it’s so sad the generation we are living in, that everything is about trying to look good for content on the gram. Young ladies posing on holiday around a pool is still really sad but nowhere near as tragic as two grown women in their thirties wearing tiny bikinis in supposedly up market spas I mean it’s not like it’s the summer months so could have been using the outdoor pools and sunbathing

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

The only place I can remember in Kent was Canterbury......

And that’s where the Full Monty is in April…

 

[JazzFan]

Flaps has had about 500 likes on most of her recent posts. Embarrassed for her lol.

I’m embarrassed for the 500 people

 

[Heneghs]

What a thundercunt he is

 

[DeniseRoyle]

He looks more lovingly at CH than his own wife
I've seen another z lister Charlotte Crosby apparently signed up for "celeb" masterchef

 

[trine]

More proof his piss tub in the back garden isn’t ice cold, when he waded into that lake out at Brokeback, he caught his breath and you could tell he was shocked by the temperature. Knobhead.

 

[VC10]

Does anybody know how old Zelda is today? I've just come across something that says Matt was born in 1974. If that's true, he's had a fucking hard paper round!!! He's another one who's had the lifeblood sucked out of him!

There's a hell of an age gap there , then , if that's right.........
Zelda must be 64, 66 ? She looks fucking 1/2- dead anyway

 

[Barbie2020]

It will be really interesting to see his behaviour after TFM has finished. I doubt he will managed to find any more “acting” work and his free 2 minute TV appearances aren’t going to pay the bills. Doubt he will even get his panto this year, it was Louis Smith and Ian Waite last year.

I agree with crazy, 2024 is going to be the end of them. I’d love to know what that appointment was that they had a few months ago when Zelda was looking after the kids.

 

[Turmeric123]

Another hand clasping Ad for Green whatever they are called drinking beer guinness wine (such great acting as he doesn't drink)
He refers to the Home Nations - such a rugby fan it's the SIX Nations Jaknob
Followed by more hand clasping for ITV win where he got to film on a corridor - not the Maldives, Canaries, France, Spain - no a corridor
And another fab outfit- if you are wearing a wool jumper and jacket put some trousers on

 

[JazzFan]

Zelda touches her hair once more and I will fucking scream ...

No one has grifted her a clip I honestly don’t know how it doesn’t annoy her constantly moving it out her face, I remember when someone mentioned it to her and she blocked them

 

[bargainhunt99]

Screenshot for you

Yeah we get it... you're grateful and humble 🥱 Haven't been on here for a while but I see nothing changes. Boring twat.

 

[cazellie]

Funny how I put a photo up saying how for 31 she looks old and suddenly all these ‘people’ have supposedly messaged her today saying how good she looks. She comes on here as much as he does now

Why, just why, would anybody repost comments like this? Nobody would and besides it looks like she sent them to herself

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wiki Ref: 03/02/24

Another pathetic TikTok. Work? Don't make us laugh. You mean DIGITAL BEGGING.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Especially her and his teeth getting in the way
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Welcome

Thank you!

I don't live too far from Zelda, so can keep an eye on her goings on!

 

[JazzFan]

Happy new thread day. I wish in some way that photo could of come out I need to laugh at it

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Jesus, that story of Flaps about the travel pillow, with whingy whiny Gail in the background, why doesn't she just borrow Fakey's from when he was doing the Greeneking rugby Ad
How the fuck is she gonna sleep on the plane anyway with demon child kicking off all flight, I'd hate to be on that flight and how many times has,she told us she's going to America🥱🥱🥱 braggy bitch, kids only get a week at half term, hardly worth going for 7 days and the jetlag for the kids will be horrendous.
I hope,they get burgled while she's away, will serve her fucking right
522 likes on her budget not budget make up reel🥱

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So another pre record.

He’s too unpredictable for live TV in my opinion so I’d be surprised if it’s not a pre record. It might not be for ITV Win but it’s a very small crew with him and let’s be honest who else would use him? They sent skanky Vicky Pattison to Mauritius, I’m sure they’d send Fakey to a castle in the UK

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Flaps has had a very busy morning loading up more on to vinted!

Imagine being the wife of a reality superstar and having to flog a pair of trousers on Vinted for £8! I see she’s put the Balenciaga trainers back on that she got gifted for Fred as well.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I think whoever has called masterchef is right yano. We always say on here fakey forever changes his narrative to gain more likes on the gram and I'm pretty sure when the beard went away before he was training for that sham of a fight, he threw together this really shit meal and was joking about how he couldn't cook.

Sophie documents doing the majority of the shit cooking in their house but then come christmas day and chef fakey is cooking the christmas dinner.

There is always a hidden motive behind everything this manchild posts.

Exactly this. He’s been singing as well recently and now he’s got a huge gig in a field Just waiting for the dancing now cos we know that SCD is the one thing he really really wants.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What a sad photo this is. Failed by both his parents and crucially delayed. This kid has no chance. They both should be ashamed of themselves but they obviously don't care. He's still napping because he's overfed every single day.

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He has totally the wrong face / head for tele. Too old , it never really happened the first time around. Desperate thirsty never-was-been.
No one wants him on anything...... also once he's been involved with something- they never ask him back lols

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The prick has nothing to offer. Zero. Nada. Jack Shit. Everything about him is fucking awful. Every time I see that syrup I seem to cringe more every day.