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A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a cup of vodka from Gail and seven skincare products to use in one night and an LED mask to be like Flapz!
A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 7 and it's been quite eventful to say the least! We've had a visit to The Cave, then he ran away to gayboy Chris for the night whilst Flapz went to visit her family who obviously hate him. Zelda took the piss out of strokes again - let's hope the bitch never has one.
Flapz stupidly gave Leo a cup of vodka to give to the pisshead "who doesn't drink" on New Year's Eve and after making pasta, they were in bed by 10pm! To start the New Year off we had grief posts and a robin (who may have been the dead dad or bro). Leo's lack of speech has been highlighted spectacularly as RatBoy now appears to be trolling his own son!
The singing videos have unfortunately started and vegetarian Flapz has admitted to have eaten chicken ffs! They went sofa shopping and he's now begging for another fight.
Zelda's now babysitting as they have fucked off yet again skiing on an adults-only trip. Ratboy's skiing attire is ridiculously gay and only highlights what a fucking prick he is.
Thanks for voting for my thread title which was inspired by his Christmas night out with Off Limits and his contractual fwend Chris Hughes! He wore the most embarrassing outfit and was clearly off his chops! ❄️❄️ A full recap can be found in our Wiki which is nearly up-to-date. The grifters...
Ffs go away on holiday and put your phone away and enjoy it. He doesnt enjoy any holiday ot anything he does. All he enjoys are instagram likes. He is fucking obsessed
Well thank you everyone for the threadickenden votes. Let me just chug back my toy cup of vodka and afix my 'NukoZit 2000' face mask which runs off a nearby electric pylon, whilst anointing myself with various creams that are at complete odds with each other.
I have just Copydexed my Allied Carpets, nylon, non static 'brassic brown' sample back down (nearly came right off in a ski lift selfie induced tangle) and I'm just choosing my next Day-Glo, heavily patterned all in one ski suit so that I stand out as the only gay in the ski village.
I feel an overwhelming need to grab my unturned, poorly strung geetar & pull a series of contorted faces which make me look agonised in love & emotion. I will try not to glance down periodically at my phone to see how I look as this breaks the spell of how lost I am in my mystical singing. I will have self doubt & lack belief & worth in myself which will only be resolved when I take off my shirt & sing topless.
Right, just popping out in my pretend Calvins to snow angel face down in some grey slush. As you were Fakeys.
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a cup of vodka from Gail and seven skincare products to use in one night and an LED mask to be like Flapz!
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A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 7 and it's been quite eventful to say the least! We've had a visit to The Cave, then he ran away to gayboy Chris for the night whilst Flapz went to visit her family who obviously hate him. Zelda took the piss out of strokes again - let's hope the bitch never has one.
Flapz stupidly gave Leo a cup of vodka to give to the pisshead "who doesn't drink" on New Year's Eve and after making pasta, they were in bed by 10pm! To start the New Year off we had grief posts and a robin (who may have been the dead dad or bro). Leo's lack of speech has been highlighted spectacularly as RatBoy now appears to be trolling his own son!
The singing videos have unfortunately started and vegetarian Flapz has admitted to have eaten chicken ffs! They went sofa shopping and he's now begging for another fight.
Zelda's now babysitting as they have fucked off yet again skiing on an adults-only trip. Ratboy's skiing attire is ridiculously gay and only highlights what a fucking prick he is.
Thanks for voting for my thread title which was inspired by his Christmas night out with Off Limits and his contractual fwend Chris Hughes! He wore the most embarrassing outfit and was clearly off his chops! ❄️❄️ A full recap can be found in our Wiki which is nearly up-to-date. The grifters...
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