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Get ready for tomorrow. I’ve just seen it’s World Mental Health day so no doubt he’ll be jumping on that at some stage
 
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Why has she got Sophie quickened in capitals on her page.Nothing to shout about love having that name.Your mother in law still uses it even though she’s not been one for over 25 years.Bet they have a fight who could post that picture this morning.He’s got a day of lol his life one big day of
 
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There are deals to be had in London (Easy Hotel cheap as chips) if booked ahead but obviously they’d got last minute tickets meant for somebody else. I’m embarrassed for them. They are so desperate to show they are famous but are making a laughing stock of themselves. It’s about time they rethought their ‘career’ as fame ain’t going to happen now! Sure people like these wannabes are truly convinced us ‘trolls’ are jealous but, as I’m sure with a lot on here, I’m comfortable and happy with my life and don’t need to brag on social media
 
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Went to the Pride of Britain awards I drove home so bloody what does he want a medal? Plus what the hell is all that cheap crap round his neck? Talking in his piss bucket about little wins he can sod off he isn’t winning at anything
They piss you off even the walking a mile because they are skint rant annoyed me . This event is for real people doing good for others . People who have claimed mountain in horrid conditions to raise money for cancer charities and you have them no marks fucking whinging because they are to skint to afford a taxi and a hotel and Mua

both need fucking reality checks she’s selling second hand used tat in her garden shed and he’s stuck in panto not even main part !! Pair of nobody’s
 
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Him waffling on is absolutely hilarious. If I was their neighbours I would be peeing myself listening to him, all while hes sat in a paddling pool wonder how many takes he does
 
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Get ready for tomorrow. I’ve just seen it’s World Mental Health day so no doubt he’ll be jumping on that at some stage
Well you know ...

- he was on X Factor TWICE and got nowhere
- was in IACGMOOH and wasn't invited back
- managed to win DOI, but strangely hasn't been given the presenter role (can't think why )
- tries his damndest to be noticed and invited onto Strictly but FAILS
- is damn lucky to get any bit of work at this point.
- And is abusive to his wife and family.

He definitely will be jumping on the MH bandwagon tomorrow.
Be prepared for lots of trite rubbish on the 'gram.
 
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No that's not Vic Reeves sat near them, he's older than that chap and has a beard (on his face not a beard wife like Jake has )
 
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What’s more hilarious is pictures on that Getty images of all the z listers getting into cabs and him and his wife had to walk a mile because they are so broke tragic
He missed a trick with that one didnt he. He could have had the opportunity to get another getty photo taken
 
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He considers no one but his self. He really is a piece of work. Get rid Sophie. Even you deserve someone better than him, just admit it to yourself.
 
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It's baby loss week as well I'm surprised that's one thing he never brings up considering they had a loss before Leo.
 
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He thinks it makes him look humble. It doesn't. It makes him look cringe. He just can't get anything right.
 
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Flapz defo got it from Ali Express! It didn’t support her boulders very well.
It wasn’t even ironed how embarrassing especially surrounded by beautiful women who are wearing amazing dresses . She looked like a prostitute on the pull
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As for the hair and make up she looked like half the school mums in the playground basic
 
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I reckon today will consist of the warm bucket, gym, a nap then a bit of filming of spud to make it look like he’s such an amazing dad then he will go to the next hotel why spend a night and the next morning with your family when you can sod off to a hotel and get a lie in? Besides it can all just be left to Soph as usual and in return you can take her to an event with a night in a lovely hotel and buy her a new dress get her hair done oh wait…..
 
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What’s more hilarious is pictures on that Getty images of all the z listers getting into cabs and him and his wife had to walk a mile because they are so broke tragic
They'd have got photographed getting in, then straight out the other side, they're sooooo skint.
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She's very basic....
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Well. That was a shit show and a half, wasn't it. They turned up looking like a couple of big issue sellers, sat by the bogs, had to walk there and back to the car.
He's making it look like they attended the Oscars. Thanking a generic photo agency for a random photo, and broadcasting it all over social media what an irrelevant pair of twats they really are....
Thanks fakey and boulders, best laugh I've had since the last disaster you cunts posted
 
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Why the fuck would anybody let him know what ‘wins’ they are getting in? He’ll only reply if they’ve got a blue tick. As usual just using people to try and up his dwindling insta engagement rate. Prick.
 

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