Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion #78

"I've only had 7 drinks since last September!" Lies the drunken pisshead who just can't remember!!

 

[mollyann]

So satisfying to see how this idiots life has turned out.The narrative of using the dead for fame and money is finally running out.I’m a great believer you get back when you give in life and his shortcomings are coming home to roost

 

[Xxcxcc]

I reckon that kid might need speech therapy.

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his little performing monkey, say hello to all the paedos odd job, anything to get daddy's likes; I was thinking remembering all those ailments he had while he had to work; his back was terrible, then he had pretend tonsillitis, and then it was his tinnitus, and then I'm sure his leg, we have seen absolutely none of these since he hasn't been working, roll on the shitty stage play with a bunch of has-beens
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them stupid fucking faces he does when he's trying to be funny, bet after he recorded that he dropped leo and put him back in his cage

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Sorry if you’ve not had breakfast yet but how many filters is he using on his face

WTF is that? He's given himself freckles, an extra 18 top teeth and a desperate Dan jaw! Fucking idiot!

 

[xc01]

Fakey is going to be so jealous that Adam Thomas is doing Strictly!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

This is why Twitter is better than Threads and this lady has tagged Strictly in so if he’s so sure they see his constant tags and begging on ig, I’m pretty sure they see peoples opinions of him on Twitter

 

[fredster2018]

He was definitely doing RaRa last night, I love how they’ve hash tagged in #minidino

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Sorry if this has already been posted, not managed to catch up

 

[VC10]

Calum Best another one who has no talent and spent his whole ‘career’ living off his dead dad who he had nothing to do with

Like Charlotte dawson

 

[Heneghs]

To be fair whatever dignity he had left must be in the absolute gutter after that ad
Just shows he is desperate, and I’d say he watches everything Sam Thompson does and just tries to copy every iota of his content but just fails, fantastically I might add

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s not even started rehearsals yet and apparently the ‘ringing’ in his ears is back I read somewhere that rehearsal days are pretty long. How the fuck is he going to cope Get that popcorn ready and maybe we need to do a tattle bingo ready for the FM

 

[itsjustt]

Syrup head, always in a different bed, can't look after his kid & his career is dead

Thread Title Suggestion - I know its early but this one is an all year rounder

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

If anyone can try & catch Katie Hopkins on tiktok taking the pee out Catherine Tyldesley's 'cake gate.' She's ruthless.

 

[Jellybeanbelly]

Very appropriate for this guy

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

God, I'm loving this cakegate, showing the grifters for what they are, wonder if these two will be exposed he looks like shit this morning thinks he had a long day yesterday he really is absolutely pathetic isn't he wonder what boring bollocks he's got on today🫠🫠🫠
Flaps posting 'In all things, give thanks' deffo Flappy, especially shit you begged for free

 

[mollyann]

Imagine seeing these two in a dark alley.To the left photoshopped dino man.And to the right mr no neck weird looking mother fucker

 

[mollyann]

His replies I work out twice a day six days a week.That’s because you are jobless prick who has fuck all else to do.Drove to his mummy’s last week to be a Dino and for her to babysit his son as he obviously can’t even do that alone.At his mums again so they can help him out financially what a pathetic idiot.

 

[Justdee]

What has 5 years of him done to her she not only looked healthier ahead also looked happier

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Imagine them having twins

Lol

 

[plattyjoobs]

Why is he filming getting Leo dressed? I wish she’d dress him in clothes that fit him properly! And no, he doesn’t look like a surfer dude, he looks like a little boy dressed in clothing that’s far to big for him. His constant necessity for filming every single aspect of his life would irritate the living shit out of me! I hope the blokes that he rehearses with tell him to put his phone where the sun doesn’t shine.

Why has that kid still got a baby bottle?

 

[Sophinch]

Zelda has confirmed doormat has sorted Jakes car out.