That's all he ever gets, the crumbs that's fell off other people's tables ...
Sad desperate fucker .....
Jake Quickenden #70 Sad, desperate, an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet
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Sad desperate fucker .....
I cant stop laughing at 'tit head'So tit head has arrived and some bloke asking where they charge for food or ride and he cuts it off.Not sure why he’s there and to be honest no one cares
He literally gets the dregs of the celeb z list. He's obsessed with fame and it's never gonna take off for him. He thinks he is something that he is not. He's an embarresment and a tit dad who's still in the closet. The bit work he did get with itv has went tits up, no work for weeks on end. All he has is his precious phone, that's his only friend
lolI cant stop laughing at 'tit head'
Tit Head can’t sleep and is now gone for a run 
This Luke bloke is a photographer and editor and does editing workshops??? I don’t see MMA Josh there???
I only mentioned Josh the fact he follows this bloke Luke but no I don’t think he’s there. There’s no way Fakey has personally paid for a photographer to go out to the states with him, so I just wondered if it’s something to do with his MMA gig the fact Josh follows Luke cos I can’t see what else it could be?lol
Lolllll that’s all he is good for as he never learns, that’s the problem. bleeping pathetic haggard dog that he is! He is never the 1st choice for those Z Lister jobs.
Here we go! He's off for a run. 
Wonder where he's staying?
Wonder where he's staying? Such a bore 
Celeb gogglebox have announced Katherine Ryan and her husband have joined for the new series. No mention of Fakey or Zelda anywhere though 
My mistake… yes they follow each other (MMA Josh and Luke and seem in the same industry) Luke doesn’t follow Oktagon and Josh has them in his bio. Ive no idea wtf he’s doing over there? Looks like Luke does landscape photography and editing workshops unless he has gone with his photographer mate popeye I don’t see why Fakey would do a photo editing workshop in Portland
He is a strange one, trying to make all its secretive, bleeping idiot. Looks like he’s staying in Chinatown Damn it!Celeb gogglebox have announced Katherine Ryan and her husband have joined for the new series. No mention of Fakey or Zelda anywhere though
Could you imagine! I already have to silence Celebrity Gogglebox when Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash appear.
I would probably have to smash up the tv if Fakey and mother appeared.
My tv is quite safe though.
So he’s visiting lots of places today apparently but he’s going to struggle to stay awake 
He needs to pull his big boy pants up and get on with it rather than go on about it on social media. He’s gone to America for ‘work’ and rather than be grateful, all he’s done is moan about how tired he is. He’s so bleeping unprofessional and wonders why he constantly gets overlooked for jobs 
wonder why his manager hasn’t gone with him? He always does when Chris Hughes is working abroad
He needs to pull his big boy pants up and get on with it rather than go on about it on social media. He’s gone to America for ‘work’ and rather than be grateful, all he’s done is moan about how tired he is. He’s so bleeping unprofessional and wonders why he constantly gets overlooked for jobs wonder why his manager hasn’t gone with him? He always does when Chris Hughes is working abroad 
Perhaps if he stayed off his phone he’d be able to drop off to sleep. 
Here we go! He's off for a run.
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You're a 'family man' you say? You've left them again for the USA!
You're a 'family man' you say? You've left them again for the USA!
Flaps selling shoes while in turkey The country of more fakes than she can fit in her cheap arse wardrobe He’s tired guys that three times now what a ungrateful pathetic twit.She’s on a all inclusive holiday to turkey he’s in America and they both moan constantly 
Leo so suntanned and she’s looking like once again she’s been cooking in oil
The country of more fakes than she can fit in her cheap arse wardrobe He’s tired guys that three times now what a ungrateful pathetic twit.She’s on a all inclusive holiday to turkey he’s in America and they both moan constantly Leo so suntanned and she’s looking like once again she’s been cooking in oilImagine being away for 1 week with your kids but spending so much time filming for ads and doing aff links daily She does more ads whenever she goes away, than she does when she’s at home. I bet the only time they’ve been out of their hotel is to go to the market to pick up her ‘designer’ goods. Watch out for new ‘Chanel’, ‘LV’, ‘Gucci’, ‘Prada’ etc in the coming weeks on her reels
She does more ads whenever she goes away, than she does when she’s at home. I bet the only time they’ve been out of their hotel is to go to the market to pick up her ‘designer’ goods. Watch out for new ‘Chanel’, ‘LV’, ‘Gucci’, ‘Prada’ etc in the coming weeks on her reels So what's happened to Utah then?
Careful now, we don't want to give Fakey a little excited stiffy just cos he threw misinformation in the mix! It's his saddo power struggle to try & confuse & confound Tattle. Listen bro we're still pulling your strings no matter how hard you try.
Exactly. As soon as he's opened his eyes he's broadcasting it to a bunch of strangers. He is bleeping looped. He's got a serious addiction there. What does he think he will gain filming his life minute by minute. He is bleeping stupidPerhaps if he stayed off his phone he’d be able to drop off to sleep.
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