Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

[mollyann]

Now a link to her boring hair product.God she so predicable it’s laughable. Said the other day she’d be doing one .Certainly not making the most of half term is Fred locked in that under the stairs cupboard.

 

[gagzi]

Bet he's been on the andall weekend since he's realised he's as popular as a fart in a space suit...

Certainly looks like it!
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His hairHis socks are filthy dirty tramps.Can’t see he’s put it as a ad and who would buy a thing this phoney twat promotes.View attachment 1957401

Thing is he's probably not even being paid to advertise this anymore just making out he is!

 

[riddleme89]

Jake the pub and holiday camp singer. Said it before he is back doing what he did before x factor and he is so ashamed . He needs to do it to pay the mortgage on his basic house tho
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Wonder how f he poses like this with the red coats from Butlins

I’m confused what’s he doing at butlins and is it masked singer onnTV or just butlins version

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Has Marcel and Rebecca been on honeymoon yet? were they not supposed to go to the Maldives? at least Marcel can now know NOT to post 40 stories a day when they do go on honeymoon Seems there is something going on with Marcel and Fakey??? Same as Chris , seems he’s keeping his distance from Fakey aswell? and who’s copying who, Flaps or Rebecca, their content is similar (even down to the font) same style house furnishings, but I think Rebeccas is nicer and its always clean. Flaps and Zelda also had a falling out oh things really are not going well for Fakey are they

Got to be honest Marcel and Rebecca are on a par with Fakey & Flappy for being desperate to be fully fledged z listers. They use their son, constantly post and like the Churches if they were chocolate they’d eat themselves. Don’t think they’ve been to the Maldives yet but if they do go, their content will be full on as well. They also love the attention and insta too much.
One thing though Rebecca has said she refuses to put her son in nursery at his age because she wants him with her and Roman is a lot more advanced than Leo is considering he’s only 1 month older. Still can’t stand any of them mind due

 

[riddleme89]

I’m sure kitty will buy a ticket

 

[mollyann]

He even replies on that awful cain’s post like a stalker.He can’t move on as has no other narrative to try to stay in the public eye.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Well that's one pregnancy announcement that he won't be commenting on for attention

And not a mention of him.....fuck me, he'll be gutted

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He was last on Lorraine on the 13th of January wearing his freddie Kruger jumper talking about cutting his hand and the poxy bird, basically talking shit about his “selective health anxiety” and of course the dead So if hes on Lorraine again this morning and he is talking about death or health anxiety I think im going to need a break from this arsehole seriously just shut the fuck up Fakey there is nothing wrong with you except you are an attention seeking workshy beggar! I think he’s bullshitting though and not going to be on Lorraine because what else could he possibly talk about??? His Tattlemoon? I highly doubt it? @PrincessJeanie as a now retired MH nurse has the term ”health Anxiety” always been used? Ive never heard of it until this twat started using it??

Same here. Is 'health anxiety' even a fucking thing. I always thought it was just being a downright fucking hypochondriac!!!!

 

[bargainhunt99]

Do you all remember when his uncle died somebody come to the thread from his family saying how disgusted they was and that he never seen his uncle ….

i remember it because the poor man was dying and Jake never visited but he did a post about it and it was over a week after the mans death but he acted like it just happened … I don’t even think he knew because he ain’t close with his family but then used it to gain sympathy …. He then posted pictures at the funeral

I remember that but I thought it was his cousin

 

[mollyann]

I’ve got it on screen record but fuck knows how I upload it

I’m the same mya thick as shit me

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Agree with all about wine glasses etc, @PrincessJeanie can you re post the post about JJ and Dan’s champagne post that these two idiots tried to copy.
That’s the thing with them isnt it? they compete and try keep up with people way out of their league that it makes them look ridiculous and desperate and proves that they cannot compete and shows how deluded they really are are. They must know by now how much people in the industry are laughing at them after that fake and embarrassing performance in the Maldives. Honestly how are they not embarrassed, even we are embarrassed for them and that says a lot

Spot the Difference one has cheap wine, cheap glasses, cheap jewellery on show and the other one hasn’t. Plus I bet the other couple weren’t on B&B only

 

[Vanilla Ice]

@riddleme89 so saddened to hear of your loss of your sister-in-law you and your families hearts must be absolutely broken so I’m sending you some extra fakey and
Sorry this condolence is belated but I’m only just catching up x

 

[Tulip lady]

People don't care about a bagel! People didn't care about you honeymoon or you sitting having a shit. Proper Columbian cold. Leo's been in the cupboard under the stairs all weekend while them two have been on the sesh. He must have needed it after the reality check he's had. Leo is all he needs in this world tho guys, that and cake, game, likes, men's arseholes, the list goes on. Dirty sniff heads
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Fucking autocorrect, i meant fame, insta likes and mens arseholes ffs

Jake….. people don’t give a fuck when you go to the gym …. People didn’t give a fuck when you go for a run … people Sony give a fuck when you get in a warm bath outside … people don’t give a fuck when you disappear off insta for 30 hrs …. People don’t give a fuck about seeing your face tbh

So maybe fuck off Bro ??????????

 

[Philimena cunk]

Don’t forget to make a note of it, when we find out what exciting thing it is, to add to the ever growing list of jobs he’s done this year Can’t be anything special dressed like that

Audition for Shopping Channel??

 

[stargirl23]

Remind you of anyone?

Brilliant , I love luke

 

[riddleme89]

Is he on masked singer on TV lol

 

[The Duchess]

Spot the Difference one has cheap wine, cheap glasses, cheap jewellery on show and the other one hasn’t. Plus I bet the other couple weren’t on B&B only

Thanks Jeanie Here we have a perfect example of them trying too hard, they are quite literally trying to prove that they are living a sparkling wine champagne lifestyle but we all know they are living on a lemonade wage (if even)

(@Katewinsletsknee this was what started #wineglassgate )

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Acting School? I think I can safely say that she's away with the fairies as well. Does anybody know how long his stint is at Butlin's? I hope it inconveniences their child-free holidays big time. As for making memories with the kids, they hardly ever go away as a family ffs. Imbecile.

 

[riddleme89]

Good!!!

How embarrassing if they have actually dropped him

 

[Joon]

Yawn...