Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

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I can't actually believe he was sat in his car saying he was going to go boxing for some "me time" his entire fucking life is me time, he literally does nothing, he's got no job, no apparent upcoming work,no friends or family that he spends any time with, doesn't have any charity/volunteering commitments, doesn't appear to take the kids to any form of activity, doesn't get involved in helping getting the kids ready for school, doesn't go food shopping, doesn't do any form of work/DIY round the house, doesn't drive anywhere if he can help it.HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS ME TIME
 
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God help us all this going to be flappy trying to film everything Can they not use go away and get on with their boring fake arse life.View attachment 1899240
Can you imagine going to the Maldives (and on your honeymoon) and still being on social media documenting everything 24/7 cos you know that’s exactly what they’re going to do Remember his interview where he said he was looking forward to going so they could put their phones down and concentrate on just them I’ll use Jac Jossa as an example because she’s one of the only z listers I follow on Insta. Her husband took her to the Maldives for her 30th birthday (yes Fakey that’s a decent 30th present ) Neither of them put anything on socials the whole time they were away. She did a couple of stories once they were back basically saying she hadn’t posted anything because she didn’t want to rub in it peoples faces in the current climate. Could you imagine Fakey or Flappy doing that not a chance in hell. They need to be careful though. If they plaster it all over Instagram and come across as showing off, people won’t like it. They both lost followers in Dubai and the same will happen again especially if like we suspect, it’s been gifted as well
 
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Absolutely right when the prick has to do a tiny bit of work, he does nothing but moan. Then he wonders why no one gives him any work except for 3 minute slots on Lorraine
Making me sing that Alesha Dixon song, The Boy Does Nothing
Does he clean up, no he never cleans up
Does he brush up no he never brush up
He does nothing, the boy does nothing
How long until the honeymoon now gonna be comedy gold that is
 
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Just me who was expecting a delayed birthday extravaganza poor old flaps what a huge disappointment just like mr churches penis.
I was just thinking this, if they don’t do anything today then surely that’s it? Unless he’s going to do something on their #gifted honeymoon?
 
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Honestly is it just me or are the pair of them going on as if because they’re having a loft conversion, they are suddenly living in a mansion in the countryside? The house is still in the middle of a housing estate. Yes it will be a 5 bedroom instead of a small 4 bedroom but the house is still only an average size for that area. The rest of the house is still a fucking tip. She’s hinting for freebies on her account all the time but I wonder how long before they start being active on the home account again if they think there’s a chance of utilising it
 
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That Willy pic had me howling nope I think that was deffo it a paper cracker hat a wet (not in a good way) 12 hours in a hotel watching boxing and drinking gifted champagne woohoooooo wow just wow. And as for filming 24/7 in Maldives if I went there with my husband filming would be the last thing on our minds unless we suddenly started up an only fans account
 
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Fakey put your pecker away I’m trying to enjoy my fried brunch but seeing that’s put me right off me sausages
 
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What is it with these dickhead “ influencers “ thinking we wanna see them get in a fucking I’ve bath ….. Day ….. after day ….. after day ????? like bore the fuck off !!!! Who cares ????? I’m sick of seeing them as much as I’m sick of seeing air fryers lol
 
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Nope don’t follow him for obvious reasons Haven’t ever commented so he has quite possibly searched for me on insta and blocked me sad cunt
He might be shadow banned again hence you can't search him
 
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Why is this suddenly a "thing"? Nobody gives a shit! Do you follow Being Robbo? She sprang to mine when you mentioned airfryers - she's obsessed!
 
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