Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

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What a sad pathetic beg though. Couldn't live my life like that. Go be a man and do some bricklaying or something.
 
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What a sad pathetic beg though. Couldn't live my life like that. Go be a man and do some bricklaying or something.
He could earn good money ; well the both of them could but both are intrinsically lazy
 
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He also had a full mri scan that found nothing
 
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He’s made the Daily Fail sidebar of shame yet again and the comments are not in his favour today Polly will be paying to get them moderated soon
 
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Well Fakey hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes on Lorraine
This bloke has about 5 items of clothing those trousers are deffo reminding me of OAPs wearing beige and his rank Freddy Krueger jumper ffs no style whatsoever.
He looks different on TV to his Instagram where he can filter everything, I can't get over how fucking big and misshapen his head is either
Abracadabra as if by magic the abs are back only at 3.5k of his 10k target, get sharing that page Fakey
 
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I've seen healthier looking heroin addicts. He looks like a scarecrow but worse
 
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What’s he actually raising awareness of though, like we all don’t know what fucking grief is. Have a day off jake maybe go through some photos and dig out one with you and your dad and brother rather than the only two you appear to have because you were too busy trying to get famous.
 
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Don't forget the secondhand loafers
 
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Imagine asking someone to film you running down the road
With his bottle of prime. Give the kids drink to Fred you muppet and take a bottle of water, KSI isn’t going to let you be on a music track just because you are drinking Prime
 
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As if Sad loser keep pretending you look like this only last week we saw your true selfRunning 10k god what a boring pathetic life he has.View attachment 1879321
Hmm he didn’t look like this in that unfiltered pic just a few days back … my guess is that it isn’t recent and he’s just making excuses so he can post topless selfies.
 
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Imagine asking someone to film you running down the road
Imagine sharing your go fund page every day and still not even at £4,000 when you’ve supposedly got 1,017,000 followers I see mummy and Matt have donated £50 today Apparently he didn’t even mention his marathon on TV this morning. Is that because he’s going to flake on it or he’s hoping to squeeze another 5 min TV appearance from it
 
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99.7 % of that total are bought bot followers. You can purchase them. How inane is that?
 
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Christ what’s with the shocked looking ugly mug of his he looks like he has finally seen that bloody of his thats supposedly been haunting his house maybe it’s there to warn him that unless he stops using dead people for attention that eventually there will be consequences - maybe it’s already started as it looks like someone has been pulling his leg/foot as one is so much longer than the other and don’t get me started on filthy disgusting looking grandad trousers makes him look even more pervy than those little itsy bitsy tight shorts he constantly wears
 

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Is Fakey wearing his new treadmill trainers outdoors Silly Billy!

How sad to get someone to film you, then you run next to them all serious

This is his life….wow!
 
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Hang on hang on ….

So he doesn’t go to the doctors due to anxiety but managed to go to a doctors for a FUCKING COLD in the middle of a shortage of antibiotics???

SERIOUSLY, PANTO BOY - you think this thread forgot about your dodgy photo of a pill box whilst patents across the country where terrified their children could end up seriously ill (and bless some people on here had sick children at the time - PS sending love to you all and hope everyone is feeling better) and this CUNT with a triangle for a fucking chin of playing his ANXIETY CARD.


From this day on, PANTO BOY is no more - it’s CUNT with a triangle for a chin.

RAGING.
 
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