Jake Quickenden #44 Like a puppet on a string, Tattle can make him do anything!

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[gagzi]

Prostate check…?

Oooo finger up the bum bum he'll love that!

Prostate check…?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

House will be u0 for sale aswell

He will say " we wanted to downsize "

I thought the loft extension was starting this week as well

 

[Rob2401]

So he’s on Lorraine can’t stand her either.Such a smug cunt

In pink sorry salmon coloured trousers!

I hate Lorraine too! How fucking embarrassing that he stopped overnight in London again for a TV appearance. Wearing his shitty pink trousers from the NTAs.

And wtf is that heart he keeps wearing? I can’t see any Poppies on it.

Someone should ask him significance of the poppy Lol I imagine his answer Would be something like “yaah I do they were so the soldiers looked nice.

I also detest loz. Even more now she’s trying resurrect the dead ie Cunts erm “career “

 

[riddleme89]

Bet jakes on here more than us today bet he's fuming we gone silent on him

That irrelevant even tatters are bored with him

 

[Moomin12]

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Fucking hell I opened the page and that was there

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He'll have spud in a bicycle basket like bob the street cat ..

Difference being Bob was cute

 

[riddleme89]

Love the public’s comments come on daily mail do a post let’s watch him get shred to bits again !!!!

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

He’ll be asking everyone at the footy match tonight if they saw him then he’ll grab Dan Osborne and ask him why he wasn’t invited to Jacs 30th party last weekend whilst looking to see if she’s there so he can tag, blow smoke up her arse and put her on his stories like he does whenever he sees her. The Rugby players will rip him a new arsehole if he’s his usual annoying arrogant self tonight

Sad little cunt

 

[Xxcxcc]

Exactly, stupid pair of cunts
What would be a good idea is if these companies gave free stuff to a nurse or someone working 12hrs a day so they could have a decent hoover after working their arses off.
Not these two clowns and certainly not to a raggedy arse bitch who thinks posing is mirroring a fucking wooden deck

Completely agree, they got ft the wrong people. Plus Sophie and Jake are absolute scruffy mingers so that hoover won't get used anyway, they will sell it. Bunch of beggars , these collabd and freebies won't last as she gets hardly any likes and doubt many people will use her codes. Look at Jake with his beloved gummies, that's all went tits up

 

[#noinfluencer]

We all know how desperate they are but this is next level
he always lies doesn’t he ? “ I will never sell my wedding to mags “ NONE actually asked him anyway Sophie admitted it but now suddenly he’s selling them

you watch he will try sell them to closer and other mags desperate times and all that

Yeh he probably will, he's that desperate! I mean, it's not an exclusive when the whole article inc. photos is on their website to view without joining their VIP club, so what's in it for OK!? And why doesn't he just say nothing and just do whatever deals he can get, at least then he won't looks stupid!

 

[riddleme89]

£10 and a curly wurly...

And a traveloge

 

[plattyjoobs]

Brave wtf please someone make Jake phoney arse prickenden just piss off .What illness is he making up now View attachment 1730350

It’s mens mental health month isn’t it? Probably playing on his grief and ‘anxiety’.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Hopefully this works, talking about Sue Cleaver

What a cunt!

 

[cazellie]

D-Block are utter shite. They produce the most mind-numbing generic, auto-tuned, whining, mumbling drivel that is not fit for the ears of a person with a functioning brain. Youtube them and find out. Ten seconds of their crap is enough to make my nose bleed!!

I'm pretty sure Lauren Goodger went to see them last night - please please pretty please go & look at her IG reels if you want a laff at the OTT filtering & self love going on
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Just had a sneaky look at her page. Without sounding bitchy what on earth has she done to her face? I wouldn’t recognise her! Deary me!

 

[mollyann]

He’s dining out on his overshare crap content of I’m a celebrity.No hanging about trying to get another dance with AlisonDefinitely not a co host haha just a idiot dressed like a prat.Was waiting for him to say I worked with Owen when I played woody for five minutesOwen clearly popular with the ladies and if you think back can’t even remember jakey in the jungle.

 

[Joon]

JOON! This sounds like utter filth

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I should be so lucky ..xx

Why are you all talking about him buying clothes?!

I think he said he spends money on clothes on tv this morning x I don't know hun as I don't watch TV in the day it's what people have said on here x

I can't stop singing "I should be so lucky" now ....

 

[Ferret]

Are those two the boys from Gogglebox? Didn't they get fired??

 

[stargirl23]

Brave wtf please someone make Jake phoney arse prickenden just piss off .What illness is he making up now View attachment 1730350

brave? Oh do fuck off

 

[Hayze2384]

What an absolute FRUIT!