That kids helmet does not fit in the slightest
That kids helmet does not fit in the slightestWhenever I see that twat on a bike I think of 'Bicycle' by Queen! Then he's in the ice bath again. I bet his neighbours take the piss out of him. Shame they're not on here!
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You didn’t lie though did you? The first time he didn’t even get through to lives and then the second attempt he lasted what? Three weeks.He blocked me ages ago when SAS who dare wins was on and he was in it about 100 people commented who is heall I did was say a xfactor reject and I was doxed then blocked
Me too..I've coughed up scarier things than this cunt ...I'd love him to message me. Come on knob head if you think you're hard enough.
He's got a helmet for a dad too ....That kids helmet does not fit in the slightest
Because he thinks he's Colchesters answer to Chris Hemsworth....Anyone know why he always has his top off
With those glasses, if she put one of those fuzzy coats on that's all the rage, she'd look like the wee bear off Bo selecta....
As we say here “paranoia will destroy ya” …. he’s doing himself no favours reading here and directly contacting tattlers now??? The scumbag junkie fuck. The cunt can’t handle a little come downI agree with everyone else who said he’s sent out a load of messages to his blocked list. Imagine you weren’t on tattle and you’d been blocked for just calling him a twat and then you get some weird message months later saying I hear you’ve been slagging me off on tattleIf you’d never heard of tattle you’d think wtf is he on about? He’s a paranoid mess, as if he’s spent his Saturday doing this. He’s losing the plot.
Just go on ASA website and go on make a complaint and self explanatory from there on. Screenshot everything you can. Honestly only takes a couple of minutes@PrincessJeanie. Can you please send me in the right direction to start reporting to the ASA about undeclared 'affs, ads and gifted' please. Cheers!
Oh fuck off your wife and mum do your child care anyway whilst you eye fuck yourself in the gym.View attachment 1689016Excuse me, but why the fuck is he wittering on about how expensive childcare is? Jake, YOU AND YOUR WIFE DON’T WORK! You do not need to put your child in childcare because he isn’t even 2 and (I’ll say this again) NEITHER OF YOU WORK. Try being a single working parent who has to pay for school clubs etc just so you can go out and do a proper day’s work. You pay for childcare so you can go and take selfies in the gym or film yourselves making a Hello Fresh Lasagne. I’ll say this again: NEITHER OF YOU WORK. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY FOR CHILDCARE. Hope this helps.
Poor Sophie needs a PA she’s so rushed off her feet looking after her three children. One that works away most the time. The other that’s in nursery most the time and the other that is with his dad most the time. The poor fucking snowflake. It’s hard work taking pictures of outfit of the dayView attachment 1689016Excuse me, but why the fuck is he wittering on about how expensive childcare is? Jake, YOU AND YOUR WIFE DON’T WORK! You do not need to put your child in childcare because he isn’t even 2 and (I’ll say this again) NEITHER OF YOU WORK. Try being a single working parent who has to pay for school clubs etc just so you can go out and do a proper day’s work. You pay for childcare so you can go and take selfies in the gym or film yourselves making a Hello Fresh Lasagne. I’ll say this again: NEITHER OF YOU WORK. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY FOR CHILDCARE. Hope this helps.
You know what god I love my kids but for fuck sake they are little fuckers and far from cute half the time and ny god I couldn't think of anything worst than talking about them 24/7 . Is this the only content the prick has now ? We get it for rfuck sake he thinks his Spud is cute and he changed his life blah blah fucking blah ....He’s sharing once again my beautiful son ffs every child is beautiful to the parents give it a rest you are so fucking boringShe then shares a picture of Freddy my god are they in competition or she trying to say something?Boring dull running out of ideas to stay relevant when in reality stalker jakey you are way down on anyones radar.
Poor chap has zero chances in life with these two vacuous twatsFlappy's doing it now!!!
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So Flapz Akimbo is out tonight and here comes Father of the Year again!
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Tour De TwatI bet those pensions in the background ripped the absolute piss out of him. Turning up to a little tea room dressed like Tour De Twat.
I'm thinking he went through his blocked users list and found me that way. I'm still incredulous that Jake Quickenden, who thinks he's far more relevant than he actually is took time out of his day to send me a passive aggressive direct message on IG. Its totally bizarre.I'm sorry I'm a div but this thread moves quicker than Usain Bolt. The snitch business. So was that message from the snitch to Fake or Fake to the snitch?
It makes me feel sick.
Doesn't he know one of the sexiest things is a man in a shirt with a few buttons undone, giving a glimpse of chest? Us ladies like to use our imagination (yes I know my avatar is Alex Turner wearing only a waistcoat, but he's allowed lol)
Brilliant. Thank you!!Just go on ASA website and go on make a complaint and self explanatory from there on. Screenshot everything you can. Honestly only takes a couple of minutes
He needs therapyI'm thinking he went through his blocked users list and found me that way. I'm still incredulous that Jake Quickenden, who thinks he's far more relevant than he actually is took time out of his day to send me a passive aggressive direct message on IG. Its totally bizarre.
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