bleeping hell. Someone tell him it's not the 80's!!!
Jake Quickenden #38 On a family holiday, can Fred join in? Not by the boil on her chinny chin chin
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What right looking twit! He’ll be begging to be male model soon
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The poutthe hairthe outfitthe bleeping shoes!!!!
Why does his hair look like a peaky blinder cap?
the hairthe outfitthe bleeping shoes!!!!Why does his hair look like a peaky blinder cap?
Gawd, the pair of them always look ludicrous.
What the actual duck is he wearing 
If he seriously goes to the NTAs in any of the hideous outfits he shown so far, I actually think it’s quite disrespectful. It’s a black tie event. Anybody who’s anybody wears a tux and a bow tie and if not, at least a suit and a tailored shirt. He’s so desperate for the spotlight but does he not realise the saying any publicity is good publicity is a load of BS. Any employer would look at him thinking (and they’d be right) what an attention seeking head and give him the widest berth possible. She must have some sort of chemical imbalance going on to let him anywhere near her, let alone touch her His attention seeking really has no bounds 
His attention seeking really has no bounds 
I would be divorcing my husband if he started trying outfits on, pouting in the mirror and then sharing online. He’s so far in the closet it’s unreal.
Read an article this morning about a woman who was married only for her husband to tell her he was gay 18 years later. This is deffo gonna be Jake and Sophie
Read an article this morning about a woman who was married only for her husband to tell her he was gay 18 years later. This is deffo gonna be Jake and Sophie
He could get a job at Billy smarts circus, with those bleeping outfits...If he seriously goes to the NTAs in any of the hideous outfits he shown so far, I actually think it’s quite disrespectful. It’s a black tie event. Anybody who’s anybody wears a tux and a bow tie and if not, at least a suit and a tailored shirt. He’s so desperate for the spotlight but does he not realise the saying any publicity is good publicity is a load of BS. Any employer would look at him thinking (and they’d be right) what an attention seeking head and give him the widest berth possible. She must have some sort of chemical imbalance going on to let him anywhere near her, let alone touch her
The hair cracks me up. Seriously.The pout
Why does his hair look like a peaky blinder cap?
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I reckon she already knows. Doesn't care because she thinks they're better famous together.Phil S
Fakeys I am traumatised
I spent a good while before bed going over old threads last night because I’m looking for a photo that I’m sure I can remember being posted. I didn’t find said photo
but I then went to bed & had the worst nightmare
To cut a long story short, I was Jake’s ex (in the nightmare, not in real life
)he asked me to go on honeymoon with them & then spent the whole honeymoon sh*gging me while flaps topped up her tan
The worst part is, he was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life
so when I woke up I had a strange feeling of disgust and satisfaction??? What is wrong with me? I am single so is it maybe the fact I’ve been deprived that is playing tricks on me I feel I need to go & have a bleach bath & be thankful that it wasn’t real life
I spent a good while before bed going over old threads last night because I’m looking for a photo that I’m sure I can remember being posted. I didn’t find said photo but I then went to bed & had the worst nightmare To cut a long story short, I was Jake’s ex (in the nightmare, not in real life)he asked me to go on honeymoon with them & then spent the whole honeymoon sh*gging me while flaps topped up her tan The worst part is, he was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life so when I woke up I had a strange feeling of disgust and satisfaction??? What is wrong with me? I am single so is it maybe the fact I’ve been deprived that is playing tricks on me I feel I need to go & have a bleach bath & be thankful that it wasn’t real lifeThat is so awful. That would be like me dreaming about Alex Turner and the sex being awful lol! You need to look at nice things and clean your brain of those awful images and maybe join Tinder and go on some dates! Fakeys shall we set up a GoFundMe to raise money for Jac to have counselling?Fakeys I am traumatised
The ultimate put down for Fakey at the NTAs -
"Didn't you used to be Jake Quickenden "
Sale on at Carpet Direct
"Didn't you used to be Jake Quickenden "
Sale on at Carpet Direct
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Hi fakeys very long time lurker here have to say there isnt a funnier and more friendly thread on tattle so i thought it was about time i posted. Started following the head during lockdown then when she got pregnant i was fuming. His regular conveniently forgotten comment about their relationship was that they were either loved up or at each others throats then surprise she's pregnant and i unfollowed after making a crappy comment on his pregnancy announcement post. Anyway i just had to say seeing him in that pink suit with no shirt and a neck scarf all i could think was tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay! Tell you what head as you struggle with your back, hip, ear etc. I've opened the closet door for you all you have to do is step out
Welcome our new Fakey!
maybe he got a new wig a new? Goodbye Johnny Bravo….. hello Peaky blinders/Boy George (killian Murphy you bleeping wish)The pout
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Get NikNak checked out ffs.
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Hair is always in his eyes too. Poor wee Spud
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