Jake Quickenden #36 Is it his brother, is it his dad? No, its just the ghost of the career he never had.

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His a prat, he's called Jake, he's in Dubai being bummed by a Sheikh.

A particularly juvenile thread name suggestion by me....
 
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Fucking imbecile. When's the cunt going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?

When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
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Just seen in the paper that Elton John has retired quietly because there is a new piano playing, talented singer, fashionista, gay icon on the scene that he can’t compete with talent wise
Pissing myself over here
 
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Dubai tattle bingo. Fountains he’ll obviously film them by night as well. Khalifa sort of Burj Al Arab - he’ll wait for Flappy for that one. If he’s there for a week, they’ve got all day Sunday for filming gram content
 
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Dubai tattle bingo. Fountains he’ll obviously film them by night as well. Khalifa sort of Burj Al Arab - he’ll wait for Flappy for that one. If he’s there for a week, they’ve got all day Sunday for filming gram content
Definitely something in Dubai Mall, pretending they’re shopping and/or taking pictures of Leo by the aquarium to make it seem like they’ve dome something for him.
 
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Another Tattle bingo - slow mo of Flaps walking across the foyer of some 5* hotel they're not staying in, wearing some tatty ill fitting frock and flicking her hair extensions.
 
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Bearded clam almost spat my drink.
Those rings don't seem to go together at all. Surely they're meant to compliment each other
 
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If there’s a second series of this, those two will definitely try and get on it. They are both so desperate to get back on TV anyway they can. Might be entertaining just to see Rob Beckett rip him a new arsehole though
 
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Ok but why is Jake not dripping in real gold holding 2 lions sippin champagne
 
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He wants to watch himself walking around draped in crosses, it's a Muslim country, and they take offense very easily...
They have a “Happiness Minister” who comes on the speakers all over the country at midday every day and “spreads happiness and wise words of wisdom” its such a weird place Id absolutely hate to live there, I found the real locals very unfriendly. Id holiday there again but god no way would I like to live there.
 
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