Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

[BaggyBertha]

For obvious reasons not going to screenshot and share on here but can everyone please go report nanny qvc story. Leo is completely naked and you can see everything!!!

I have already

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Here you are, Tattle always keeps receipts, especially this Thread (Its on Flappy Boulders Tits stories and Lilla’s stories) @lillavargen , Lilla Vargen, she arrived in Ibiza this afternoon (Saturday)
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Nice one! Noted for uploads!

 

[User8184]

Shane Nolan’s birthday post

 

[Nixxs]

Nearly time for a new thread Fakeys.

 

[Nixxs]

I’m on my way!! There goes my evening

Me too I'm bored

 

[#noinfluencer]

OMG, you total twat, this is beyond cringeworthy

Jesus Christ.....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Here we go. On CH's insta. Nothing as yet on the others. WTF is that brooch monstrosity he's wearing?

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

NikNak already playing up. I hope he's an absolute nightmare at the wedding. Nanny QVC will need a suitcase. Her extensions are awful. They don't blend, shit cut and don't suit her at all.
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Look at the state of those bolt-ons!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Imagine being near Fakey. The amount of noise he must be making, flexing his arms and pointing his camera at everybody. Another 'kissing' picture with zero chemistry from Lord F. I wish she'd put those boulder tits away. They're so late 80's!
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Like a fucking zoo ..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Here we go....tell us how you know each person fakey....

This Is Your Life! All he needs is the Red Book!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

@Jac In The Box. Just asked my son. Bottom right three dots to download or a screen recorder called Gyazo for the laptop!

 

[Luvabitagoss]

Long toe the older bro

I am actually pissing myself!

 

[VC10]

Imagine looking up at this in bed

It's put the wind up me

 

[stargirl23]

Long time lurker. I swear to God there’s more chemestry between Fakey and Lineker than there is between Fakey and Lord Farquard

Literally also welcome. Lurk no more

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

On Lord F's stories, no mention of her lot at all apart from that tagged photo. Are they getting married at the villa? If so, it'll be shit! Surprised there wasn't a tour of the inside (budget villa probs).

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Has wedding of the year happened yet or have they not managed to blag enough freebies?

 

[Meee089]

Jake shared the story of the singer they have for today, says she will be posting updates throughout the day.. He seems to have deleted the story though

 

[The Duchess]

no sue openly says she smokes. Fakey and soph say they don’t but they do

thank you, my mistake.

 

[bargainhunt99]

Does he actually even know how to drive? I wouldn't be surprised if he just bought a car and sat in it for stories/that fucking boring car cleaning content. Its always Farquey driving everywhere

He has said he doesn't like driving abroad

 

[Philimena cunk]

it was on the previous page x

Here page 12

Crappy tats run in the family....