Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

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What the duck does he look like 🤢🤢
reminds me of them old men at the bingo in suits and tacky jewellery 😂🤢

It’s obvious Chris is his best man sad twit
imagine your management making somebody be your best man because your that irrelevant and have no friends 😂😂
What happened to his three school mates that were his best men?
he’ll do anything to take the attention off Sophie
 
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OMG, you total twit, this is beyond cringeworthy
Quoting myself from the last thread, 27th August:

QJQ will mark the day with some sort of memorial to his dad and brother, probably a "We know you would be here today if Heaven wasn't so far away" type thing. It's usually empty chairs to represent them. ❤ It's a beautiful sentiment but will just be for engagement in QJQ's case.

I knew it- he's even used the same words!
 
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Very disappointed in Chris Hughes fawning all over him but at least we now know we’re not going to see his ugly mug on the front of a magazine cover. Now waiting for the Daily Mail to pick the story up 🤞🏻😂
 
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Dad & Oliver
I know you would be here today
If you weren’t in heaven
So far away

I’ve full on lost it
 
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Very disappointed in Chris Hughes fawning all over him but at least we now know we’re not going to see his ugly mug on the front of a magazine cover. Now waiting for the Daily Mail to pick the story up 🤞🏻😂
I gotta say I do like Chris. He's pretty likeable I reckon and has done well for himself. I think he is fond of Jake, in a weird random way. Ha. I am a bit confused about him being there as Jake heads out to get married though, is he best man now?
 
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Quite funny that Chris Hughes has only arrived in time for the wedding…. He’s gonna do a Cinderella and be back in the uk by midnight, that’s how desperate he is to spent as little time at the shitshow as possible…. Probs getting a flight back with QSQ fam!
 
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I gotta say I do like Chris. He's pretty likeable I reckon and has done well for himself. I think he is fond of Jake, in a weird random way. Ha. I am a bit confused about him being there as Jake heads out to get married though, is he best man now?
Plus he's fit! And he's got a massive.... 😉
 
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I gotta say I do like Chris. He's pretty likeable I reckon and has done well for himself. I think he is fond of Jake, in a weird random way. Ha. I am a bit confused about him being there as Jake heads out to get married though, is he best man now?
What about his eldest brother?????? 🤔
 
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What about his eldest brother?????? 🤔
I get the impression they aren't close to-be honest. Didn't go on the stag, hasn't been mentioned in Ibiza since the first day. No mention of Sophie's family at all. Yet the lass from Corrie is there? Weird as duck set up!
 
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