Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

[Luvabitagoss]

No words

 

[VC10]

Let's hope Leo has a bad night and keeps up in the villa all night. By the time the wedding actually comes fakey Jakey will be crying into his gummies how tired he is


Same as Su she lost her husband and her son to cancer and she still puffs away on the fags.

Eeewwww after that kiss I'd get yourself tested for the monkey pox Quickenden.

Monkey pox ahahahahahaaaaaaaa

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh my Christ. Big pants & fishnets. What does she look like!! Please don't say she's going to put: " A lot of you have been asking where I got my hideous desperate outfit from..."

Aff link to follow……

 

[ChloBo_81]

So far

jake looks a tramp tacky jewellery and ear ring

chris is definitely being paid by the management to get some attention to the wedding !

the wedding board says “ Jake and Sophie “ suppose to be wife first but we all know jakes all me me me

The tacky brother and dad photos attached to his suit looks absolutely tacky and I’d go mad if my husband did that . Having them in a locket under the shirt would have done ffs

The barely even z lister Corrie prozziee has turned up looking like a tart and has only known his two days

sophie has no friends and family at all attending no doubt will show up just for the first hour as I imagine every mother would want to watch daughter get married even if it is to a cunt

Absolutely howling at this last sentence

 

[al255]

Hope it absolutely pisses it down all day tomorrow

Me too what part of Ibiza are they?

 

[ChloBo_81]

So they're staying at the villa for a week, meaning they'll leave next Thursday.

Someone on here said that they wondered whether family members will take the kids home so that they can have a few [more!] days to themselves. They probably will!

 

[stargirl23]

Cannot wait for this fiasco

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Here we go again! God he is vile! Nobody asked you about your shit shirt you mug!

 

[Philimena cunk]

The only magazine deal these 2 will get will be ‘Take a break’

People's friend magazine

 

[Twinkal86]

So QJQ brother passed from cancer (sorry if you hadnt ever heard this!?) and LivvyQ had to witness her young husband pass away and hear fakey harp on about it all the time yet she is sat there smoking fags and vapes?

 

[Barbie2020]

Wooo today is the day

 

[mistake_ape]

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I don’t know why this made me chuckle as much as it did. Guess I’m going to hell

With this taste in music she must be going deaf as well.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m now in the blocked club badge of honour. Not blocked by LF though.

Welcome. Hope whatever you did was worthwhile

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Imagine being near Fakey. The amount of noise he must be making, flexing his arms and pointing his camera at everybody. Another 'kissing' picture with zero chemistry from Lord F. I wish she'd put those boulder tits away. They're so late 80's!

 

[The Duchess]

NikNak already playing up. I hope he's an absolute nightmare at the wedding. Nanny QVC will need a suitcase. Her extensions are awful. They don't blend, shit cut and don't suit her at all.
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what’s with the vein’s all over them boulders, is she pregnant? TRYING to blend those shit extensions by putting some sort of wave through them doesn’t make them look any better, she is really pissed off today, it looks she put those ali express sunglasses on because she was crying, she looks sad and depressed and so does Fred. Eating out early again to get the early bird cheap menu??? They always eat out early and funnily enough never record while eating out? and Ive just unfollowed Chris Hughes, anyone who associates with Fakey must be a dick like him. I can’t believe Chris actually likes him, I thought it was the other way round, Fakey loving Chris but it was unrequited love?
Look at the car key, Looks like LF is driving this prick around again this evening? They didn’t even rent a car when in Beirut Portugal in the middle of derelict war zone, a two hour drive away from Marcel’s wedding ???? But now they rent a car now? is that hotel far out or something??? or are they just being backwards bastards as usual?

 

[The Duchess]

What about his eldest brother??????

petrified of Tattle

 

[Turtledove58]

Those turkey teeth

 

[lj1991]

I’m annoyed because I really fancy Chris Hughes and hate the fact he even entertains this stupid prick. I know it’s only for their management but ffs Chris… get a new manager hun!!!

Chris is really good friends with his manager. We need them to let Jake go. It’s not like he’s even doing anything with his life to be worthy enough for a management team.

 

[Xxcxcc]

Looks like Sophie arse has been ran over with a steam roller, she's a right prat, shit villa, shit Craic and filming it all as usual. See his bro has the same receiving quickendon hairline. Apart from that and his toe he's better than fake but let's be honest it doesn't take much

 

[ChloBo_81]

He should've put the theme tune to the viewing video! Yabba dabba doooo!!
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Shithole, what a shithole,
This wedding is a complete farce,
Where's Lord F's family,
They all know he likes it up the ass!!

Just watched that with your words in my head

You are a truly gifted lyricist, QJQ could NEVER