Jake Quickenden #30 Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody burn those rank shoes

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stargirl23

Thank you to @turndownforwhat for the winning thread title with 32 votes Had to edit it slightly to fit in - the original is Jake Quickenden #30: Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody please burn those rank fucking shoes!!!

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Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

I know jakes in desperate need of a draw set found him one at camber sands 😂😂👍
tattle.life

Anyone able to post a recap please
 
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riddleme89

They don’t even classnjake as a star act
they hired him as a normal entertainer. Tragic to say the least .

would you not be mortified that your husband on your wedding night has gone to pontins to do an act not even as a special guest shows how irrelevant he really is . Can’t Sophie see how much a laughing stock they both are …
 
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Xxcxcc

riddleme89 said:
Crying

xfactor reject
“ never heard of him “ same mate hardly anybody has
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Omg how embarrassing there you go jake. That's what the majority of people think. They don't even k ow who you are. You are not even z list, you are a performer at the shittest holiday park in the UK where murders have occurred,
 
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riddleme89

Xxcxcc said:
Omg how embarrassing there you go jake. That's what the majority of people think. They don't even k ow who you are. You are not even z list, you are a performer at the shittest holiday park in the UK where murders have occurred,
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Doesn’t get any worst does it ? I mean no panto lined up . Promised soph and boys he was home for Christmas but clearly skint and had to do Cinderella at Xmas . Now pontins not even as a star guest just a “ has been “
 
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stargirl23

riddleme89 said:
Crying

xfactor reject
“ never heard of him “ same mate hardly anybody has
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imagine the onstage music guy can’t even stand him and he don’t know him ffs. This is going to be comedy gold I can feel the tension from on the stage from here
 
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calmyourritas

I’m embarrassed for Sophie that even on their wedding night Jake doesn’t want to be near her let’s be honest if he really didn’t want to do that gig he would have found an excuse not to!
 
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stargirl23


Think it was defo today, she’s wearing her ring now. I think it may be the engagement ring but she’s not been wearing it since it was “sent to be resized” so I recon they used it today for the “real wedding” and then will use the wedding rings for Ibiza
 
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PrincessJeanie

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Have they done a magazine deal, is that why they're not posted anything?
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The fact it was only them and a couple of friends (non celeb) can’t see a mag being interested. If they had other z listers there or they were higher up the z scale themselves maybe but unless you’re a Jakey fan, why would anyone be interested in him and his fame hungry missus getting hitched in a registry office? No party, reception, nothing. They are obviously planning some big announcement for the gram but would be shocked if it is because of a mag deal. He has said countless times they weren’t prepared to sell their wedding and we know he never lies
 
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Philimena cunk

The audience patiently waiting for jakeys set ..


Her skin is awful. Looks like the dark side of the moon with all those craters ...
 
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Rosie_and_Jim

Imagine thinking you’re the dogs bollocks but then spending your wedding night in a disgusting hovel for a few £.

Utterly embarrassing
 
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Pinedee

riddleme89 said:
Doesn’t get any worst does it ? I mean no panto lined up . Promised soph and boys he was home for Christmas but clearly skint and had to do Cinderella at Xmas . Now pontins not even as a star guest just a “ has been “
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Only for a couple of weeks though he’s not doing it all at Lincoln this year
 
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stargirl23

Even fakey knows this is the lowest of the low as he’s not advertising it all over his insta like he usually would
 
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riddleme89

Rosie_and_Jim said:
Imagine thinking you’re the dogs bollocks but then spending your wedding night in a disgusting hovel for a few £.

Utterly embarrassing
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Can’t actually believe it I dont Know any man that leaves his wife on his wedding night especially for a “ gig” in pontins . That is seriously sad . Just shows this marriage is fake and all for attention . He must be really desperate to go to these lows !! #skint
 
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The Duchess

calmyourritas said:
I’m embarrassed for Sophie that even on their wedding night Jake doesn’t want to be near her let’s be honest if he really didn’t want to do that gig he would have found an excuse not to!
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maybe its so he doesn’t have to consummate the marriage
 
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