Jac In The Box
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Congrats to me for the winning thread title![Raising hands: medium-light skin tone :raised_hands_tone2: 🙌🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64c-1f3fc.png)
Recap of fakes week
Sunday - Fake is off work with a bad back
He went to great lengths to show us that he was unable to move or do anything with chicken nugget, instead of resting he listened to his minions advice who told him to keep active so he went on a day out to the beach
Such great parents taking their toddler for a day out at the seaside![Beach with umbrella :beach: 🏖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3d6.png)
No ulterior motive? Let me think
Oh whilst there Jake was sat in so much pain, to take his mind off it he decided to recreate a photo of him & his dad with Leo🥱 All about the content eh![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Monday - Jake has deactivated his Twitter account & announced he was taking a few days off social media to get himself right
When has he ever been right
Later that night soph posted a video on her story of him laid up in bed asking for a new spine
Got to make it look like he’s genuine![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Tuesday - Jake is still following accounts on insta & liking peoples posts
Sophie then posted an ad for tesco tagging him in & that paved the way for his return, a whole 36 hours after he announced his exit![Woman shrugging: medium-light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone2: 🤷🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fc-2640.png)
Wednesday - He was pretty much still MIA apart from the odd story & thanking his minions for their patience while he took his sabbatical
He then went for an ice bath to show everyone he was back stronger than ever
and that what was in his pants was smaller than ever
Thursday - He was off filming something fun with some lesser known z listers and was his usual annoying, pain in the arse self
He delighted us all with the news that it will be on the tv box for us all to watch
Wooppeefuckingdoo I cannot contain my excitement
He then returned to his actual job that he’s been skiving from topping up his tan & getting his hair cut![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Friday - He ponced about in tiny purple pants complaining about the heat, you’d think he’d be used to feeling hot by now seeing as he constantly wears next to nothing![Woman facepalming: medium-light skin tone :woman_facepalming_tone2: 🤦🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-1f3fc-2640.png)
Saturday - The weekend arrived & so did fakes usual ailments
This time it was constipation
So for the rest of the day we were subjected to shit content
(quite literally
)
Think he was lying, I think he did shite & it filled his jock strap because we all know there’s nothing else filling that![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Sunday - Father’s Day - Jake was up early with the woe is me post only to then delete it later when it didn’t get enough likes
He then posted it as a reel hoping it would increase his engagement. He is the worst cunt! He continually uses a dead relative for engagement
Just wish more people would wake up to his narcissistic ways
The
content continued with various posts letting us know the lacatives were working, hallelujah![Raising hands: medium-light skin tone :raised_hands_tone2: 🙌🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64c-1f3fc.png)
Sophies content wasn’t much better this week, ads, reels of her hauls & using chicken nugget for engagement
One of her reels was showing Leo asleep in a shopping trolley with his neck pressed against the curved bar on the trolley
Utter cunt! She got that many likes & comments on it that fake jumped on the bandwagon & posted it too
He quickly removed it when he didn’t get the same attention, father of the year strikes again
Let’s see what this week brings my lovelies![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)
ps I have my grandchild overnight so thought I’d do this while on the night feed because I probably won’t have time tomorrow
The joys of looking after your little ones properly instead of being stuck to your phone 24/7, something fake wouldn’t know about
Loving it![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)
![Raising hands: medium-light skin tone :raised_hands_tone2: 🙌🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64c-1f3fc.png)
Recap of fakes week
Sunday - Fake is off work with a bad back
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Beach with umbrella :beach: 🏖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3d6.png)
![Sun :sunny: ☀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2600.png)
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Monday - Jake has deactivated his Twitter account & announced he was taking a few days off social media to get himself right
![Woman shrugging: medium-light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone2: 🤷🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fc-2640.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Later that night soph posted a video on her story of him laid up in bed asking for a new spine
![Violin :violin: 🎻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3bb.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Tuesday - Jake is still following accounts on insta & liking peoples posts
![Lying face :lying_face: 🤥](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f925.png)
![Woman shrugging: medium-light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone2: 🤷🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fc-2640.png)
Wednesday - He was pretty much still MIA apart from the odd story & thanking his minions for their patience while he took his sabbatical
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Thursday - He was off filming something fun with some lesser known z listers and was his usual annoying, pain in the arse self
![Oncoming fist: medium-light skin tone :punch_tone2: 👊🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44a-1f3fc.png)
![Raising hands: medium-light skin tone :raised_hands_tone2: 🙌🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64c-1f3fc.png)
![Zzz :zzz: 💤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a4.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Friday - He ponced about in tiny purple pants complaining about the heat, you’d think he’d be used to feeling hot by now seeing as he constantly wears next to nothing
![Woman facepalming: medium-light skin tone :woman_facepalming_tone2: 🤦🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-1f3fc-2640.png)
Saturday - The weekend arrived & so did fakes usual ailments
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
![Pile of poo :poop: 💩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a9.png)
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
Think he was lying, I think he did shite & it filled his jock strap because we all know there’s nothing else filling that
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Sunday - Father’s Day - Jake was up early with the woe is me post only to then delete it later when it didn’t get enough likes
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
![Woman shrugging: medium-light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone2: 🤷🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fc-2640.png)
The
![Pile of poo :poop: 💩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a9.png)
![Raising hands: medium-light skin tone :raised_hands_tone2: 🙌🏼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64c-1f3fc.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Sophies content wasn’t much better this week, ads, reels of her hauls & using chicken nugget for engagement
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
![Woman shrugging: medium-light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone2: 🤷🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fc-2640.png)
Let’s see what this week brings my lovelies
![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)
ps I have my grandchild overnight so thought I’d do this while on the night feed because I probably won’t have time tomorrow
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)