Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Lauren Goodger had this penthouse at the Cave when she was preggers with LaRose. She went there with Charlie (0.5). I would hate to stay in this apartment knowing greaseball bleep & super sloth BYG had wiped their spotty asses all over the presidential bed

 

[Barbie2020]

Cheapest break at the nearest center parcs for this week is £1300! The treehouse one is £3200!! Literally just for the accommodation. Fakey can’t afford his own house or car They must be up to their eyeballs in debt.

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

I've just thought - bleep is documenting all this as he's hoping for a spot in the Mail online about it. He'll get annihilated in the comments!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Bet ya he 'hilariously' wears a ski suit and goggles at some point at Centre Parcs to draw attention to himself and make content for Insta. Gotta get your money's worth mate

In the meantime, I see that The Cave has a gym so we know what Fakey will be doing tomorrow

Isn't that the one all the zilch listers grift? Didn't large Lauren goodger grift a freebie with oddbod before she shot out LaBristow....

 

[Greta22]

I can’t believe they are being rewarded with a hotel trip for being bloody useless

 

[Bored2021]

So even if the accommodation was grifted for the ski break they will have paid out and lost the money on the flights, any hire car, parking, transfers etc because no insurance cover will pay out for stupidity!

API can be added well in advance before a flight so surely one of them must have noticed then or during online check in. Would attempting to check in online have flagged the passport issue? I presume it would have been flying with a budget airline like Jet2, Easyjet, Ryanair etc so I'm sure they would have checked in before travelling to or reaching the airport?

 

[Tors1992]

This is definitely all fake!!! Anyone remember last week when Soph posted on her stories asking for London hotel recommendations for the following week but then never went there I think this hotel was gifted a few weeks ago.
They didn’t show themselves at the airport or any of their ski stuff, this is all fake because they said last year the were going on a ski holiday and obviously cancelled it because they hate each other and they’re embarrassed. Well Fake this is 1000x more embarrassing for you mate

 

[Tors1992]

This is definitely all fake!!! Anyone remember last week when Soph posted on her stories asking for London hotel recommendations for the following week but then never went there I think this hotel was gifted a few weeks ago.
They didn’t show themselves at the airport or any of their ski stuff, this is all fake because they said last year the were going on a ski holiday and obviously cancelled it because they hate each other and they’re embarrassed. Well Fake this is 1000x more embarrassing for you mate

Anyone have the story screenshot to prove she was asking for London hotel recommendations?? And Canterbury is near London but not near any airports???

 

[intheindustry]

Stansted tends to be Ryanair for the majority of flights. Surely they’d have checked in prior to today. You check in weeks before the flight, in theory giving plenty of time to notice the passport and head to a passport office to rectify/renew. For a traveller she’s rather tit at it, shows her priorities doesn’t it. Facials over kid admin.

 

[bluecups]

He's become quite the nomad, hasn't he? Living in an airbnb paid for by Zelda, now couch surfing in a grifted penthouse for a couple of nights, few (also grifted?) nights at Centre Parcs, back to the airbnb, then hotels on the Wham tour. I'd hate living like that.

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Jake Quickenden #143 No fixed address.

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

So as a local to the cave us Kentish folk pretty much refuse to visit or dine there because all they do is host griffters, wannabes and people who enjoy martial affairs. The nearest airport is Gatwick and 9/10 you can’t check in for a flight you have to check in online it’s not 2019.

 

[bluecups]

So as a local to the cave us Kentish folk pretty much refuse to visit or dine there because all they do is host griffters, wannabes and people who enjoy martial affairs. The nearest airport is Gatwick and 9/10 you can’t check in for a flight you have to check in online it’s not 2019.

This is excellent tea, thank you!

 

[JazzFan]

Sounds like they were last minute checking in as he said the gate was closing

 

[bluecups]

I don't know what to think. They are absolutely stupid enough to have not checked all the passports but they're also sneaky bleeps who would make up some bull scenario. Fakey did look genuinely tense and stressed in those penthouse stories and we all know he can't act for rit.

Feel so sorry for Fred, tit birthday week for him.

 

[Robin71]

Nothing to do with out of date passports i have just done a quick search once the gates are closing that's it staff protocol and no begging or pleading will get you on you should be on the plane 30-45 minutes before take off i am guessing that he made them late hence the coldness from dopey and the death stare from Fred we all know he doesn't do anything to help pack or get the kids ready he should have said right you go with Fred for a birthday treat i will take care of Morph and scruff he should be embarrassed he can't look after his own kids by himself

 

[Turmeric123]

I think the biggest lie today is him claiming "I've always been a glass half full kinda guy"

 

[Greta22]

Nothing to do with out of date passports i have just done a quick search once the gates are closing that's it staff protocol and no begging or pleading will get you on you should be on the plane 30-45 minutes before take off i am guessing that he made them late hence the coldness from dopey and the death stare from Fred we all know he doesn't do anything to help pack or get the kids ready he should have said right you go with Fred for a birthday treat i will take care of Morph and scruff he should be embarrassed he can't look after his own kids by himself

They have missed a flight before, stupid fools.

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Also the cave is nearer to Ashford than Canterbury but Canterbury sounds posher

 

[wtafisthis1980]

He implied that they probably still could have gone but they literally ran out of time to check as were so late to check in regardless of passport expiry.

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Anyone have the story screenshot to prove she was asking for London hotel recommendations?? And Canterbury is near London but not near any airports???