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He looked like he’d been crying. So neither of the idiots checked Leo’s passport. Stupid holes. Maybe Flapz should’ve just taken Fred. And dad of the year could’ve gone with Kit, Leo and his mummy to Center Parcs.
Exactly! Selfish vain Flappy should have taken Fred, and left Dad of the Year to have Dusty and Dud by himself for a day or two! Poor Fred knew he was going skiing, whereas Dusty has no concept of where he was going!
So it was Leo's passport that was nearly out of date, bet they've had an almighty row
Looks like he's grifted The Cave at Canterbury, they've been there before it was just after Christmas they went #grifted stay
Ger you go @bluecups
Looks like he's grifted The Cave at Canterbury, they've been there before it was just after Christmas they went #grifted stay
Ger you go @bluecups
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Just watched the stories. duck me, the palpable tension between Fakey and Flapz.
Gobsmacked they've grifted that suite, shameless beggars. Feral tramps, they've just got there and Fakey is already telling Leo not to climb on the pool table or put his burger on it. Flapz had obviously ordered him not to include her in the video. Poor Fred consoling himself with a can of coke and playstation, which he could have done at home.
What are they going to wear for the next few days? All their suitcases are full of ski wear.
Gobsmacked they've grifted that suite, shameless beggars. Feral tramps, they've just got there and Fakey is already telling Leo not to climb on the pool table or put his burger on it. Flapz had obviously ordered him not to include her in the video. Poor Fred consoling himself with a can of coke and playstation, which he could have done at home.
What are they going to wear for the next few days? All their suitcases are full of ski wear.
Thank you Jane! xx
The way she angrily wheeled those suitcases up the corridor past him…! Could cut the tension with a knife. Awkward. X
Bet ya he 'hilariously' wears a ski suit and goggles at some point at Centre Parcs to draw attention to himself and make content for Insta. Gotta get your money's worth mate 
In the meantime, I see that The Cave has a gym so we know what Fakey will be doing tomorrow
In the meantime, I see that The Cave has a gym so we know what Fakey will be doing tomorrow
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Glad these are on here so now when he marks it as what ever we can all report themSo it was Leo's passport that was nearly out of date, bet they've had an almighty row
Looks like he's grifted The Cave at Canterbury, they've been there before it was just after Christmas they went #grifted stay
Ger you go @bluecups
Tee hee, poor Soph, she’s just washed all her ski wear too. Never mind, Center Parcs will be chilly enough for ski wear.
@bluecupi was thinking the same if they just happen to have enough of the right clothes thats suspicious this was the all along plan
Is flapz hiding because shes crying ? Or is she hiding because shes not crying because this was always the plan
Or is her face a mess because of the grifted treatment
Come on fakes show us all the ski wear you have with you
Knew the cile rucksack would make a cameo
Is flapz hiding because shes crying ? Or is she hiding because shes not crying because this was always the plan
Or is her face a mess because of the grifted treatment
Come on fakes show us all the ski wear you have with you
Knew the cile rucksack would make a cameo
Is that a suite that they’re in then? Thought it was a games room for the whole hotel!
He said the presidential suite or something along those lines
Can’t wait to see them all wandering around Centre Parcs in their ski gear as all the overpriced activities will have been fully booked months in advance.
Fill your boots with the swimming pool Fakey, it's free. Got to get your money's worth
Fill your boots with the swimming pool Fakey, it's free. Got to get your money's worth
It's the penthouse. Interestingly only sleeps 4 maximum so duck knows what their sleeping arrangements will be. The master bedroom is fabulous, but it won't be Fakey and Flapz sharing that king size bed.
The Cave Hotel (scroll to bottom of page)
Sort of thing that happens when you prioritise yourself and your needs before your childrens needs every time 
Let’s be honest they will be contacting Centre Parks asking for a free holiday for advertising as we speak!It's possibly poor Freddie's passport, as he looked so unhappy in the back of the car & getting out quickly. Facing the humiliation of bleep filming & posting the big let down for all to see
I don't get what they gain for faking the whole ski trip, it makes them look terrible as parents - plus him with his rit Jet2 ad & her allegedly a holiday guru.
CentreParcs is very expensive once you're inside. The on site supermarket is astronomical as is eating out.
