Jake Quickenden #105 he really is the turd that just won’t flush

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Well done u!!!! Doing the lords work
Also he’s hardly a born lyricist, absolutely shocking lyrics, Leo could come up better!!!
 
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Obviously about a bloke
 
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I wouldn't know an Ed Sheeran song if it slapped me round the face with one of Flapz's wet feet so I don't know if he's copying him. But I can hear shades of Lewis Capaldi's "Someone You Loved" in that caterwauling hell. He doesn't have an original bone in his body.

Fucking glad I'm nearly deaf, if I somehow got locked in a room with Fakey and he started singing I could just whip out the hearing aids and stand there laughing, flicking the v's at him without having to listen to that cacophany.
 
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Then you met my mum
You even met my dad

Dear lord these lyrics just cut you up & lay open your heart
 
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Poor Jacob! From the poster it seems as if Sam will still be doing Aftersun. Fakey needs to forget his commentary as there are 3 people doing the LI podcast so no room for Fakey. Or does he want to go on as a guest? I feel bad for him tbh. All that rewinding on his Sky box just so he can film and comment, all to no avail.
 

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I think
‘BATHING IN HEAT SONG’
Would make an excellent thread title!
 
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He’s very quiet about work today! He must be back to his pub singing gigs!
 
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So his long day of work included a 5 hour drive and probably one hour of singing. Bet he’s made about £50. Knew it wasn’t anything exciting cos Polly is chasing one of her other clients about today.
 
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So his long day of work included a 5 hour drive and probably one hour of singing. Bet he’s made about £50. Knew it wasn’t anything exciting cos Polly is chasing one of her other clients about today.
Does Polly have other clients? I thought she was a one grifter woman.
 
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Not sure if this has already been posted, but this is where Fakey is working this evening….
Is it being shown on the BBC or ITV?. I’m shocked he isn’t bragging and showing us behind the scenes like he does for his ITV win or soccer aid brief appearances. Is he embarrassed?
 
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