Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

[DeniseRoyle]

Ok this is sad I know but was trying.to.see.if they are jeans
And this what is this ?
Looks like one of them.cheap toy sheriff badges my kids liked

To get in certain enclosures/hospitality areas, you have a badge so they easily identify if you are allowed in or not. Shame Fakeys managed to blag himself one

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Fuckin hell, never seen Fakey so happy as when he's with Chris remember that ad they did about aftershaves, oh please say it's in the Wiki @CrazyBaldhead pmsl

 

[Turmeric123]

Fuckin hell, never seen Fakey so happy as when he's with Chris remember that ad they did about aftershaves, oh please say it's in the Wiki @CrazyBaldhead pmsl

How could we forget - I was waiting for them to name the dating app they were advertising they were so loved up

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Fuckin hell, never seen Fakey so happy as when he's with Chris remember that ad they did about aftershaves, oh please say it's in the Wiki @CrazyBaldhead pmsl

I think the game video is even worse if that’s possible

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

CH on his contracted day out with knobhead, day of pleasure for Jake, day of bleeping hard graft for CH having to put up with him all bleeping day and CH looks awful, what happened to him?he used to be quite nice looking but now he looks like a greasy minger.

Plus Chris is now very ‘glassy’ eyed. Hmmmm. Too much cock and snow I reckon!
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He has jeans on? Could’ve least worn a matching suit! Scruff. Packed of ciggies in back pocket too eh

Chris tagged his outfit provider. Poor Fakey has no one giving him freebie. He had to make do with mismatched crap!

 

[Whazgoinin]

Why does he always wear clothes two sizes too small for him? Trousers are always too short, the jackets too short and tight. Looks ridiculous

 

[VC10]

£25 = 1pint of beer, and a 2litre bottle of water. That's the sum total of hisspending, there. Perhaps 3or4 Quid left to offer Chris for the petrol ?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

I think the game video is even worse if that’s possible

Omg thanks Jeanie
Wtf is that game

 

[quinzel]

I think the game video is even worse if that’s possible

This legit looks like a screenshot from a gay porno on pornhu b or something

 

[Intothedark]

I bet with him being in the closet he’s a proper bleep towards Flapz having to repress his true self. That’s why he’s always so happy with blokes he’s out with.

I’d be embarrassed if this was my life. No money, barely bothering with my son and making laughable social media content.

 

[Joon]

What a nice day for having a day out with your own kind.......

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I just realised he drove 4 and a half hours just to go on a date with Chris. I’m assuming he’s stopping out tonight. Can’t see him driving 9 hours in a day. I just don’t understand how him going to the races is going to help him find work. Yes his manager was there but it’s quite clearly a jolly up and not work related for him at all.
Funny how he said she was the one wanting to do that reel but she hasn’t shared it and has been silent all day today

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Fakeys day at the races

 

[VC10]

I just realised he drove 4 and a half hours just to go on a date with Chris. I’m assuming he’s stopping out tonight. Can’t see him driving 9 hours in a day. I just don’t understand how him going to the races is going to help him find work. Yes his manager was there but it’s quite clearly a jolly up and not work related for him at all.
Funny how he said she was the one wanting to do that reel but she hasn’t shared it and has been silent all day today

They will be having sex tonight and in the morning. He won't be back with her until.tomorrow.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Instead of road to a million, I’m going to start a road to back below a million Another 126 followers gone today and that’s with Chris Hughes tagging him on his stories. Wonder how low he’ll let it get before he gets the credit card out Probably hoping to wait until he makes his big appearance on Masterchef, when he’ll be expecting thousands to start following him then

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

State of those four ffs and is that lager you've got there Fakey

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Fakeys day at the races
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On the bugle again!

 

[JazzFan]

Sunny all day here bet it was snowing loads where fakey was

 

[Philimena cunk]

I don't think beaky will be getting his hole tonight, he'll be busy holding Chris's hair out of his eyes while he's puking his guts up, if they've been on the booze and bugle all day...

 

[Robin71]

Look how tight his jacket is in the first picture someone needs to lay off the pies probably why he isn't wearing the trousers he can't get into them