Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

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isn't he the guy who was on Pop idol years ago and became part of the "Sam and Mark" duo that done presenting etc? I actually follow him on Instagram, nice guy, like his cooking content!
Hand on heart I’ve never heard of him.
 
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🐔Happy Birthday Crazy hope you have had the most wonderful day xxx🍷.
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🐔Wonder if Wiggy will start to follow Kevin Spacey ......
 
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Definitely had more than her nose done 🙄 Still no sign of the lip flip though 😉
I think her man jaw has been chipped away and her chin looks pointy. In fact, you could open up a tin of baked beans with it.

Still, it's made no difference as she's still a gormless bleep.

And a BEARD! 😂
 
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Even a vain bleep back then... "look at me". And where is the other brother? Oh, and it isn't difficult to get a small photo enlarged (not restored), ya twit. A canvas would have been better. Just saying, Fakey.
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I must admit, I'm off work today and had a few champagnes as it's my 51st birthday today. I'm somewhat pissed off as I share my birthday with bleeping Kate Lawler ffs! 😂😂😂😂😂

Happy birthday @CrazyBaldhead . It could be worse. You could share it with Jak(nob) or Flappy. Hope you have had a wonderful day and been spoilt rotten. xx
 
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Thanks for all the Birthday love! 💗

Whenever I look at her profile/face now, all I can visualise in my head are these! I wonder if she gave photos like them to the surgeon? 😂😂

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duck off Sam you little mincer.

Bet he's had him.

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Jake ain’t no lad. He is a haggard grandad. They defo bummed each other.
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Fakey's fake anxiety has returned that means a dead dad/bro post incoming 🙄
I bet he didn’t get a job he was begging for.
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Says it all that he admitted to not having many good quality photos of his brother. Hmmmmm. He will stoop to any level just to get any crumb of attention.
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Don't forget the sequel, "Carry on down to the DWP"...
Haha. Gotta be linked to a new thread somehow. @Philimena cunk
 
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Morning Everyone,

I imagine they discuss these things “Right, let’s find a popular viral trend that was 2 months ago & jump on it”. These two unemployed idiots, set up a tripod or something or worse got Fred to film it ? How many times ? He’s nearly 40 & her fashion wheel career hasn’t materialised, so they do this.

Thats the part for me - it’s a planned thing, it’s not off the cuff. Worse.

Things like this WILL not get jobs, neither will attempting to use the death of family (but that’s his validation - which we have established is PITY) or dancing …
 
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Unless he’s dressing like this as a bet, I’d say Fakey has lined himself up some sort of ‘work’ today. Not sure what for but I’m sure he’ll enlighten us asap 🙄
 

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I thought Bambi & Bear gymwear was the best she’d ever worn 🤭 Now trying to get a deal with gymshark, like every other cuntfluencer online 😴
See Mrs Hinch has done a post saying her dad has passed. Wonder if Fakey has commented yet. I’m sure if he hasn’t, he will 🙄
 

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