I thought I’d do a little recap of her stories today just as a little experiment regarding her advertising and
duck me she is mind numbing my boring. Here goes...
Good MAWWWNING
They are up, they’ve had breakfast
The kids had beans with the little sausages in for breakfast, they ate it good. She had the same but added cheese, eeek naughty naughty.
Talks about clothes
Talks about clothes
Talks about clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Says the clothes are ‘dropping’ time and time again
Really casual really cute etc etc etc
Really Kardashianesk (???)
Loving her mirror
Doesn’t know how she survived without a mirror for so long downstairs
Tracksuit really cute with the hoodie and really cute without the hoodie
Yaks about one of the sprogs talking to herself
Starts using a scent spray around the house of course another advert. Smells so nice, lasts all day, she’s got two other bottles she hasn’t even had to open yet, gets compliments all the time about the smell (Advert of course but conveniently hasn’t tagged it as one. She’s right she is very naughty
naughty)
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
She thought she had a wash on but it’s finished so she’ll have to put another wash on.
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Outfit is really cute
Mix and match
Asks herself questions about the clothes to do a Q&A
Stares into the camera and sings Let It Go and strokes her kids chin
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Reminds us all (again) that the ‘drop’ is in 2hrs 51 minutes
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Mix and match
So many different options
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
You can actually mix and match (Really?? You never said)
There’s a little zippy up jumpery thing
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
She just loves it. Really really cute
You can even put like a really cute belt with it
Could wear it with a trainer/a flip flop (I didn’t know she only had the one leg, she must have lost it when she fell off the roof in EastEnders)
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
She loves tie-dye she thinks it looks sick she just loves it. Can just throw it on
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Looks in the mirror sucking on a McDonald’s drink but I’m sure it’s just water because she’s on a diet
You can mix and match to your hearts content
Names all the different combinations you can do
If you’ve got a few things you can sort of mix and match them so really really handy
Takes selfies/videos in the clothes
Little throw-on
Perfect length
Perfect length
She didn’t want the jumper dresses too short
Perfect length
Didn’t want them too short
Asks herself more
I honestly can’t believe she’s getting paid to advertise like this. It’s boring and repetitive. She says the same things over and over again and she cringes me out with all the posing in the mirror. I’d honestly rather listen to Dan banging on about his lottery tickets being ‘less than a coffee’ than this
tit. I need a wine after translating all that and it’s not even 5pm, she is so BORING
the trousers of the tracksuit aren't particularly flattering on video. I'm sure they'll be very flattering in the photos though
I’ll say it again she’s a right cheeky c*nt
or to quote DanIEL from his recent cheating interview with the sun, ‘we’re amazing with the kids’. No, you are lazy idiots.
