"Here SB, come and take a picture of mama standing on the table taking a photo"
Unless of course she's set up her tripod and timer for it?
"Here SB, come and take a picture of mama standing on the table taking a photo"
I've read research papers shorter than this bloody recipe. There are seven paragraphs dedicated to boiling the eggs alone. How does an egg even luxuriate? She obviously just furiously shits out all this purple prose without reading it back despite her claims of constantly checking and re-checking because there's an instance where she meant 'dice' but actually typed 'clice'. I also noticed 'reaslise' but then like our Jack I'm 'fastidious about these things'
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I feel like it might be the French Cooking Academy guy on YouTube. I don't think he laughs an awful lot but his accent is beautiful.only a drunk person could think that describing a youtuber as having a 'voice of clipped velvet with a laugh never far behind' sounds clever. I will never ever get over that sentence.
For the love of god can someone triangulate the french youtuber?? i don't have the skills!
Don’t worry, theres a few of us in here.Don't want the recipes, neither the prose. This is such a lesbian thing to do, the prose bit. Don'tme, I am a lesbian, too, so expert proof advice coming from me.
That's just the colour of everything she cooks.Is it terrible lighting or does she use a filter that makes everything look greeny-grey?
A spare microwave. FANCY.
Why is there no sobbing reaction emoji.I think what we’re witnessing here is Jack’s foray into erotic fiction. Remember the sheer awesome power that the smell and feel of anchovies has on her ovaries.View attachment 296548
probably a...drums... surprise...a lie?But why was she alone if she lived in the same area as her family? Was she just stubbornly doing it to say she spent christmas on her own?
I've got one of the old-fashioned style pressure cookers, it's fab for stews. I too recall my mum lifting the weight to release the steam, so I was doing that too, until my husband read the instructions and you're supposed to just stick the whole pan in the sink and run cold water over the lid. It releases the pressure in a fraction of a time my mum's method took!My mother had one when I was a kid that she treated as though it would go off like a landmine at any moment - the most animated and elegant I ever saw her was as she leaned over from the safety of the sink to lift the weight with the tip of a carving knife, arabesquing like a small, sweaty ballerina in a cloud of chicken scented steam.
These days, however, pressure cookers come equipped with safety valves and failsafe mechanisms that prevent the lids being opened before the pressure is equalised with the outside world. So they're fine.
Jack Monroe #99 Holy wow, I'm abominable.
The PP? What have I missed? Constantly on a grunk so apologies if I’m asking what’s been asked already.Don’t worry, theres a few of us in here.
Which is surprising as the lesbian pescatarian bodybuilder isn’t as lesbian as she seems to be if the PP and their tea is true. Does not surprise me at all, she’s the type of manipulative cow to break up a marriage as she’d be the star of the show. She gives lesbians a bad name.
Imagine Nigella talking about the christmas without her husband and their young children like this.
Probably because she likes to punch her siblings around Christmas..probably a...drums... surprise...a lie?
Or she’s insufferable twunt who stubbornly refuses to see her family. It’s been theorised on here before and I think it holds some weight.probably a...drums... surprise...a lie?
Other authors I follow do this. For someone so good at promoting her ego, she is really crap at promoting her actual books.If I was a self-proclaimed anti-poverty campaigner and food writer and someone told me that two of my budget recipe books were 99p on Kindle the day after it had been announced that England was going back into lockdown and the other UK nations were under similar levels of restriction, well, I might just share that information with my 280k followers. Just a bit of free marketing advice for you Jack. Why is she so bad at this?!
Cleverly hiding her face to save her having to facetune herself into a 32 yr old baby, who does she think she's fooling with these set ups?!"Here SB, come and take a picture of mama standing on the table taking a photo"
Unless of course she's set up her tripod and timer for it?
It's less of a fire risk than her appliance or plug setups we've seen in photos! She also didn't have qualms about cooking with the camping stove in a confined environmentI've got one of the old-fashioned style pressure cookers, it's fab for stews. I too recall my mum lifting the weight to release the steam, so I was doing that too, until my husband read the instructions and you're supposed to just stick the whole pan in the sink and run cold water over the lid. It releases the pressure in a fraction of a time my mum's method took!
Back on topic.... Why on earth would a pressure cooker be a fire risk? Daft bint.
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