yes a linen napkin is a must with value spaghetti hoops and hoof sausages.
when she uses the word scamper the bile rises in my throat.Surely the point of thermals is that they give you an extra layer? If she takes her top layer off when she gets home and 'scampers' about in just thermals then they're nothing more than pyjamasIf she's doing that her cold, draughty bungalow can't actually be that cold? Or am I missing something??
It's how the poor live darling, don't you know that? Personally I use toilet roll inners, and sometimes I even leave some toilet roll on so my guests can use that rather than the smart price kitchen roll I normally roll up and pop inside for them to use as a napkin
....Annunziata, is that you?
she is too good for toilet roll or kitchen roll like the rest of us plebs. probably makes her own out of vegetable scraps.
I am absolutely desperate for her napkins rings to be literal 'Cock Rings' from someone she's managed to piss right off and they snigger at the thought of her using them when she 'Hosts' those dinners where everyone is an Oxford Don and take the piss out of her accent.
This is the stuff that really bugs me with her - she buys the cheapest tit; when she would be far more use to people actually showing them how to cook. If she really wants pasta in a casserole (why?) breaking up spaghetti would be far better and cheaper. She could make bread instead of that cheap tit, and buy dried beans and make baked beans. Muesli bars would be pretty easy to do herself. She’s not teaching poor SB to eat well at all, she’s just fostering a love of absolute crap.
She really needs to stop saying scamper like she's an adorable woodland creature, she sounds like a Furry. She's an epic throbber and she can "scamper" all she wants but no one is going to mistake her for a sweet little rabbit.
I was thinking that. I would much rather it was made of a nut roast/oats/veggies type filling. beetroot would be quite underwhelming after making all that effort.I saw that beet wellington on facebook and didnt think it looked nice at all. I'm not a big fan of beetroot so don't cook with it much, but surely it would be quite wet? And it would no way work textually in my mind. Surely you'd want something like mushroom and chestnut.
Beet Wellington, £1.34 [from ‘Veganish’]
This is one of my more difficult recipes, but I approach it in stages, treating the duxelles as a separate recipe on its own and making it in advance to lessen the workload a little. I can promise …cookingonabootstrap.com
It's LITERALLY HER JOB!
Could this be the table... A mere 104kg
I think I've caught some of Jack's "weird little brain" but I started off imagining her as Eliza Doolittle during the being mocked by toffs as she "bleeping hosts" them debacle. This has now progressed to imagining her as Steptoe being all "'arold, feed the 'orse" as the Dons snigger and exchange glances.
If I stood on my table I would have to be touching my toes (impossible with my back
) and my back would still be touching the ceiling.
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I can't be the only one who read that as
