Jack Monroe #91 POOR (ISH)

[FeelingGroovy]

I’ve had a crappy day at work, so am massively irritated by her, but genuine question - are writers the most self indulgent wankers to roam the earth?

“oh I’m so exhausted and weary from writing for a few hours!”
duck off with you. It’s tiring sometimes, yes but hey we all get tired! And not all of us get to duck off for a bleeping nap because we’re not self indulgent wankers hnnnnnnnnghgggggnnnn

Anyway. Sorry about the rant.

now duck off very Matt much.

 

[Oofadoofa]

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Who’d have predicted that Monroe would do one two-week stint on a show that she completely tanked in, she was truly awful, but now somehow lays claim of expertise in all things tv. And it’s impossible to read these tweets without being reminded of Mr Partridge..

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I would love to hear the comments of people who are watching her cook!! Laughing to myself already!!

I can hear Matt’s terrible quote on a loop in my head.

 

[SoulRebel]

Somebody with very little talent but still more than her.

And she can't half dance well. Whatever you think of her, Stacey grafts whilst our wee Jackie grits.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

she was on a bbc3 documentary years ago that took young people to see where their fast fashion was made. she came across really well and has since presented a lot of documentaries in an accessible way. she won strictly 2 years ago and has since shacked up with her dance partner Kevin from grimsby and has a clairol contract.

people's main gripe with her seems to be that she has a working class accent.

That’s not one of mine I’d be a massive hypocrite if I did, she’s just one of those that I can’t take to and and don’t know why she’s probably a lovely girl as well.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Jack Monroe #56 I, Jack Monroe

i reckon we're going to get the dreaded ~video essay~ shortly. That frigging ode to potatoes makes me think of Adrian Mole even more. He actually did become a tv chef at one point, cooking offal. And went on holiday by mistake to Russia so probably could have written ‘potatoes’. ‘Do you weep...

tattle.life

@chocolate choux here it is! Posted by @MrsOgre way back on the 1st of August.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

And she can't half dance well. Whatever you think of her, Stacey grafts whilst our wee Jackie grits.

Why has my brain suddenly started singing grifting to the tune of lifted by Lighthouse family?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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I’m so behind but isn’t that just what we do? Coven we’re going to Hollywood!!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

So she’s tagging a studio in her latest tweetathon about her new idea. They made Three Girls that was, quite frankly, outstanding. What on earth makes her think they would be interested in her as a tv personality?

I am too angry to add it but we need the Nikki gif.

who is she?

 

[Silver Linings]

So she’s tagging a studio in her latest tweetathon about her new idea. They made Three Girls that was, quite frankly, outstanding. What on earth makes her think they would be interested in her as a tv personality?

I am too angry too add it but we need the Nikki gif.

who is she?

They’re the Gogglebox producers apparently. Mates, i’m sure.

 

[Stinkyminky]

Aww, Jackie’s going full out to make sure now she’s scuppered her chances on C4, that the BBC never employ her again. Must have given up pining to be on Strictly now.
I wonder how book 6 is coming along. Must be woefully out of date; she’s been writing it for a year now.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

So she’s tagging a studio in her latest tweetathon about her new idea. They made Three Girls that was, quite frankly, outstanding. What on earth makes her think they would be interested in her as a tv personality?

I am too angry too add it but we need the Nikki gif.

who is she?

To be fair they also make Naked Attraction

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Hahahaha she's making a fool of herself again. I imagine L gets a cold chill every time her phone pings and she's been tagged again by the ghost of Jack Monroe

 

[kachoochoo]

That’s not one of mine I’d be a massive hypocrite if I did, she’s just one of those that I can’t take to and and don’t know why she’s probably a lovely girl as well.

fair dos, we all have people we don't like for no reason. I'm mainly thinking of all the twitter and digital spy mats who are always going, "ooh, she's SO common!"

 

[Bookweevil]

Ah, yes! I believe one was a gift sourced via twitter complaining a while back.

That’s right! It was gifted and she didn’t bother to say thank you. Just tweeted about how it enhanced her dinosaur napping and the mug who sent it replied that they were pleased to hear it had arrived safely. What a snarfing greedy goblin little asset-stripper she is.

 

[LavaFlake]

She really is just a nasty piece of work isn't she.

 

[Silver Linings]

Hate watch tweet deleted.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Has Stacey had some recent bad press? That’s usually Jacks cue to incite a pile on.

I think the last bad press she got was the 'white saviour' thing when she was doing Comic Relief - there was a pic of her holding a Black child which was very similar to the photo of Jack doing the same in Tanzania.

 

[Scarletfever]

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Jack Monroe #56 I, Jack Monroe

i reckon we're going to get the dreaded ~video essay~ shortly. That frigging ode to potatoes makes me think of Adrian Mole even more. He actually did become a tv chef at one point, cooking offal. And went on holiday by mistake to Russia so probably could have written ‘potatoes’. ‘Do you weep...

tattle.life

@chocolate choux here it is! Posted by @MrsOgre way back on the 1st of August.

I know this is nasty, but I am in a nasty mood after reading her twitter bull today.

Is there literally ANYTHING in Jack's life that doesn't "nearly kill her" or some equivalent? Everything from cooking slop, to walking to Asda, to being on benefits for a matter of weeks, to posting things, is described like it's bleeping torture.

She's so bloody melodramatic!

 

[chocolate choux]

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Jack Monroe #56 I, Jack Monroe

i reckon we're going to get the dreaded ~video essay~ shortly. That frigging ode to potatoes makes me think of Adrian Mole even more. He actually did become a tv chef at one point, cooking offal. And went on holiday by mistake to Russia so probably could have written ‘potatoes’. ‘Do you weep...

tattle.life

@chocolate choux here it is! Posted by @MrsOgre way back on the 1st of August.

Thanks for digging it out! God, she’s unbearable