That will come out looking better. How is everything so brown??
Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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She has just shat in that bowl. NO WAY is that actual food.
It's also really uneconomical because she's having to heat up separate meals.
Unilever have a marketing budget of billions, £10/20/30k is but a drop in the ocean for them, regardless of how crap their choices are.
To quote a line from Red Dwarf; “That’s not a meal, it’s an autopsy!”
just. shut. up. Are you healthy? Then shut up.
I'm sure there was another tweet after the picture of the pauper cupboard where she mentioned a big cupboard with oils etc but conveniently she doesn't show that.Oh that language is 100% deliberate. It conjures up images of her and SB being poor waifs and strays, with no stable home. Again it's a subtle thing, but very manipulative.
I think she's been worse for this recently, the last couple of weeks she seems to have really ramped up the poor Jack image. That bloody food cupboard photo from yesterday, with it's tiny amount of smartprice items. She leaves all these little crumbs and lets people draw their conclusions, knowing that a large number of them will conclude that she's struggling.
And after her shop yesterday she said "I've already got: dried red lentils, coconut milk, various dried beans and pulses, minced garlic purée, anchovies, very old but seemingly bombproof black olives, some pastas, rice, oats..." So where's all that? Monroe Hubbards cupboards are definitely not empty.
I'm still in disbelief that she's mithering on and on (and Ariston) about how much money she doesn't have.
Yet, apparently she had enough money available to look after the unwell kitten and/or a dog - two relatively expensive commitments, even if she had just one or the other.
Not to mention the ongoing costs for the rest of their lives. Apparently that was all doable with the money she had.
Yet, apparently she had enough money available to look after the unwell kitten and/or a dog - two relatively expensive commitments, even if she had just one or the other.
Not to mention the ongoing costs for the rest of their lives. Apparently that was all doable with the money she had.
Guys I think the secret ingredient in that pudding is
What does she have to put EVERYTHING in the same dish? There’s just no need to put lentils AND kidney beans in the same curry. Save one for a different dish. You can only have one portion of pulses to count as one your 5 a day.
I'm so sorry, @SweetTransvestite. As a straight I only get to know what's in the handbook through what "some of my best friends" share with me.
Finally made it to the NOW after a massive ten thread grunka...THAT MAN has a book on the list
'Every page makes you hungry': 20 chefs pick their favourite starter cookbooks
This fantasy bookshelf would help you tackle everything from kimchi to anchovy butter roast chickenwww.theguardian.com
Not only has THAT MAN got a book on the list but Nigel Slater has bagged the seasonality slot and Miguel gets a cheeky mention too.
In other matters, I actually ate a JM dish last week. My daughter cooked for this for us Pork cassoulet I can get the thinking behind the recipe - using up odds and ends of pork to make the cassoulet and basic flavour wise it was ok (but pork and fennel is hardly pushing new boundaries) but it was just so liquid-y and lacking in texture (appreciate this will be no surprise). Ordinarily I'd have adjusted the recipe but as my daughter was cooking I didn't want to interfere...
Does anyone from other threads look at the title of this one and think
I love rhik, he's a nice man, and he replies when people tweet him (hell, he even replied to me last week!)
It makes me so miserable to see her grifting.
Like many of us on Tattle, I am struggling for money, applying for jobs that I don't want, and she's doing bleeping poverty cosplay and WHINGING as if her life depends on it. Turns my stomach. (Almost as much as her food photography does.)
Like many of us on Tattle, I am struggling for money, applying for jobs that I don't want, and she's doing bleeping poverty cosplay and WHINGING as if her life depends on it. Turns my stomach. (Almost as much as her food photography does.)
Is that the contents of her toilet bowl?
A millions times this. She’s bizarrely entitled. Spends all her money and cons innocent people into giving her more.
Agree with the reasoning, 100%. But it’s also quite likely that she was fixing the figures in the other direction, to fit her poor narrative and avoid revealing how loaded she actually is. She’s so untrustworthy that it really wouldn’t be surprising either way..
Oh, I’m sure she can, but she thinks it sounds good for sympathy reasons.
Also helps with her logic to herself I’m sure, of why she shouldn’t move from her overpriced house when apparently she struggles to afford it.
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