Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade

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Stickybeaker33

I wanted to let you guys know I’m something of a songwriter myself. I just wrote one and I’m super shy but thought I’d share.... actually this is a bit more of a spoken word type thing but here goes

Jack

Are you rich?
Are you poor?
Are you howling on the floor?
Do your followers give you money
For awful recipes?
Is it not really quite enough
to buy your livers and your peas?
It seems that what you really want
is a place to call your own
A little place for you and SB
Your “forever home”
Well Jack I have some news for you
You need to get a job
Stop scamming and tweeting bullshit
You annoying lying snob
 
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I suspect this "bruising" is because she's had some Twitter replies today from people who didn't have their tongue lodged firmly up her ringpiece, like 99% of the replies she gets on Twitter.
 
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I mean, this is her in a nutshell.

Endless whinging
Someone dares suggest a solution that's actually quite sensible
She gets snippy and OFFENDED and BRUISED

Yawn.

(AA = admin assistant)
 
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emm

I mean lets be honest she could sell that expensive artwork and have a decent deposit withgod knows how many savings she has
 
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GoLando

LennyBriscoe said:
And she was considering having another baby. I appreciate that was probably something she said for attention but what a game changer another baby would be on the finances
Click to expand...
Didn’t she also talk about getting a dog a week or so ago?
 
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Lanie

I mean this kindly but seriously pet just get yourself a salaried job and live your life normally. It's not working and your making yourself ill for what??? Think about it. There is nothing happening now. Your kid needs a secure home and a happy mum.
 
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busylass

Agreed. I've always been suspicious that she was paid 5 figures for Hellmanns but that's what she told us. And there's one of her problems. Bragging one day about how much she's earning and then crying poverty the next. We remember what she has said and she can't put the record straight because the lies she's told will be shown up. She creates these shit shows all by herself.
 
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Nottonightbabe

Oh that language is 100% deliberate. It conjures up images of her and SB being poor waifs and strays, with no stable home. Again it's a subtle thing, but very manipulative.

I think she's been worse for this recently, the last couple of weeks she seems to have really ramped up the poor Jack image. That bloody food cupboard photo from yesterday, with it's tiny amount of smartprice items . She leaves all these little crumbs and lets people draw their conclusions, knowing that a large number of them will conclude that she's struggling.
 
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blurstoftimes

I still don’t get why they eat separately , it’s not like he’s 4 and needs to eat his dinner at 6pm? It creates more work, needs more ingredients, won’t encourage him to try new foods and just sounds kinda depressing?
 
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Fruitjack

Christ knows I take some appalling pics of what is actually quite tasty food but I’m not showing them to quarter of a million people passing myself off as a food writer. Those last two pics she’s put up are grim
 
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