Jack Monroe #85 Nobody cares, nobody’s interested

[Cuileann]

I batted and ran the final and winning round of a rounders game aged ten at an inter-school summer championship. It's the first bullet point on my CV.

Since we're sharing, I was once awarded a certificate in assembly for being the only child not to miss a single day of school that academic year. My grandchildren will cluster round to hear the story, I'm certain of it.

 

[Hollaaa]

Has anyone heard of etsy? Or notonthehighstreet? Or clickitlocal? Or Google?

The spare food sharing site Olio has just launched its own handmade marketplace, getting all double up in her niche.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1992252/Jack-Monroe-Reacts-to-Buddy-Oliver-Cooking

I made this for you all..

 

[Emmapism]

That artwork is like something you see on Facebook Marketplace alongside glittered wine glasses and Aero bouquets.

I know someone who 'makes' these types of wine glasses and sells them. No idea who buys them.

 

[Candytuft]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1992252/Jack-Monroe-Reacts-to-Buddy-Oliver-Cooking

I made this for you all..

OMG this is the FUNNIEST THING I have seen all year.
BRAVO
Genius

 

[kachoochoo]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1992252/Jack-Monroe-Reacts-to-Buddy-Oliver-Cooking

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amazing. excellent work.

of course, now it'll be, "those nefarious meanies are comparing me to actual hitler!"

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

amazing. excellent work.

of course, now it'll be, "those nefarious meanies are comparing me to actual hitler!"

At least I haven't broken the real taboo and compared her to a chef..

 

[busylass]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1992252/Jack-Monroe-Reacts-to-Buddy-Oliver-Cooking

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That is a thing of genius! Thankyou

 

[GoLando]

Since we're sharing, I was once awarded a certificate in assembly for being the only child not to miss a single day of school that academic year. My grandchildren will cluster round to hear the story, I'm certain of it.

In the post-corona apocalyptic wasteland this will be something remarkable for children to marvel at.

 

[lilamay]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1992252/Jack-Monroe-Reacts-to-Buddy-Oliver-Cooking

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This deserves an Oscar!

 

[kachoochoo]

it's gonna be aquafaba isn't it?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'll just file that with the vegan crackling.

 

[Cariad]

it's gonna be aquafaba isn't it?

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I was thinking either anchovies, chicken livers or fish sperm

 

[Geetbo]

Dirty cat litter?

 

[Lanie]

I know someone who 'makes' these types of wine glasses and sells them. No idea who buys them.

it's gonna be aquafaba isn't it?

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Potato peel, onion skin, actual cardboard ( recycled obviously)

 

[Me2]

Nobody gives a flying duck what you did as a child unless you're Daniel Radcliffe

Grunkaing but had to flag this . Hooting, I am.

I might get t shirts made.

 

[Scarletfever]

Oh I can't bear "Click bait Jack" - "totally bonkers secret ingredient"

 

[kachoochoo]

that's me told (obv not literally, I am not a squiggle)

it smells like cat food to me too.

tit, am I actually jack?!

also, I'm convinced some of the fans' suggestions are taking the piss.

tea bags, avocado stones, anchovies... they concern me a little

 

[Lanie]

Oh I can't bear "Click bait Jack" - "totally bonkers secret ingredient"

The totally bonkers part is she actually followed a proper recipie and made it edible?? Am I right? Do I win a prize???

 

[JuliaGulia]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1992252/Jack-Monroe-Reacts-to-Buddy-Oliver-Cooking

I made this for you all..

I have genuinely just nearly laughed up a lung. I was crying so much in the middle I couldn't see to read the subtitles and had to pause it.
You are a genius.
Now duck off!