Jack Monroe #82 Cooking in a boot

[Veronicaaa]

Do you think she ever thinks she’s maybe wrong about anything?

Funny you should say that because I've just got to the part where she's talking about looking into going to a cookery school but it's £24k per year and anyway she looked at the curriculum and she already knows how to do everything on it. She adds that "Oh alright I can't make a souffle but I bet I could if I tried".

 

[Cuileann]

Picked it out with her fist, if previous piano playing escapades are anything to go by.

I hope for her sake she doesn't upload it into IG again, because frankly, it's embarrassing.

 

[Silver Linings]

I am dead. It’s just too stupid.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Picked it out with her fist, if previous piano playing escapades are anything to go by

Christ she's UNBEARABLE.

 

[Harrybosch]

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Picked it out with her fist, if previous piano playing escapades are anything to go by

Babe, it's called 'con te partiro'

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I thought she lost the use of her hands? My daughter plays piano, it gives her sore hands quite often.

 

[Cuileann]

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I am dead. It’s just too stupid.

I mean, correct, that is lucky. No one needs to be hearing that.

 

[Emmapism]

 

[instacharlie]

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Picked it out with her fist, if previous piano playing escapades are anything to go by.

I hope for her sake she doesn't upload it into IG again, because frankly, it's embarrassing.

I'd be raging if my neighbour was singing and tickling the ivories until 2 in the morning. Detached property or not!!

Haaa, of course she has a digital piano and earphones........but what about the singing?

 

[Harrybosch]

Con te partito is something, but it ain't a grammatically correct sentence in Italian.

 

[Silver Linings]

She toplessly said goodnight to everybody at 23.17. Did she then complete this hilarious feat au naturel, heating blazing into her draughty hovel?

Plus ça change.

 

[Cuileann]

Con te partito is something, but it ain't a grammatically correct sentence in Italian.

That piece of music is naff enough when Bocelli sings it, and he's an actual singer who can actually sing. I can't even imagine what it might sound like in Jack's quavery breathing. Partiro. Partito is probably naff too, if it existed.

ETA that is just my opinion though tbf. You know those songs that everybody has that just make you shudder? That is one of my ones.

 

[Malacandra]

Shoul

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Picked it out with her fist, if previous piano playing escapades are anything to go by.

I hope for her sake she doesn't upload it into IG again, because frankly, it's embarrassing.

Shouldn’t that be Partiro you dozy mare?

 

[Silver Linings]

pie bleeping jesu. Please, Jack. Stop.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Funny you should say that because I've just got to the part where she's talking about looking into going to a cookery school but it's £24k per year and anyway she looked at the curriculum and she already knows how to do everything on it. She adds that "Oh alright I can't make a souffle but I bet I could if I tried".

Ctd "But I learned all that, I know it, I don't need someone else to show me how to make a white sauce or a roux [...] and now I teach other people how to do it."

 

[Alansbigplate]

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Photoshopping new teeth in your head?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

The sheet music is free online..

 

[Silver Linings]

She needs to learn the violin so she can play sadly while she tweets rubbish like this.

ETA - Haha I cut her avatar off instinctively! The top one is also Jack.

 

[Harrybosch]

That piece of music is naff enough when Bocelli sings it, and he's an actual singer who can actually sing. I can't even imagine what it might sound like in Jack's quavery breathing.

ETA that is just my opinion though tbf. You know those songs that everybody has that just make you shudder? That is one of my ones.

I lived in Italy when that song was everywhere. It reminds me of campari and youthfully energetic sex, so I don't mind it.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

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pie bleeping jesu. Please, Jack. Stop.

Jesu wept, is she trying to give the rest of us an urge to drink?